The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 30th November 2019

[doctor stefan Freud]

All has already been said with the news on Toby. More to come.

Well, cup my kiwis and tickle my turnip

 

[VegasII]

I hope it’s a new deal for Jan and the signing of Eze from QPR.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

There won't be any Eze from QPR. If there is I'll point my bat signal to the sky, (mine is shaped like a knob not a bat) dash toot suite straight to Tesco, whop my old chap out and rub it against the first old lady that happens to bend over to put some pork into her basket and ask her if she fancies some fresher pork than the bit she's buying. Then I'll strip buck naked and run up and down the cheese aisle singing Karma Chameleon stopping only for a spot of body popping for which I'll stop singing and go beatbox.

If, by then I still haven't been arrested, I'll pay a visit to the cake aisle and slip my tallywhacker into a swiss roll and give it some sweet love before trying to make a getaway hoping my latex Ronald Macdonald mask doesn't slip off and expose my identity. A superhero gotta have his anonymity.

Reading that back to myself I'm starting to hope we sign him.

 

[Spurs 1961]

Think this says a lot about Poch.

The upside of having a manager who likes older experienced players as opposed to one who likes young high energy players. This is therefore a bonus for us now ...

 

[Deleted member 27995]

There won't be any Eze from QPR. If there is I'll point my bat signal to the sky, (mine is shaped like a knob not a bat) dash toot suite straight to Tesco, whop my old chap out and rub it against the first old lady that happens to bend over to put some pork into her basket and ask her if she fancies some fresher pork than the bit she's buying. Then I'll strip buck naked and run up and down the cheese aisle singing Karma Chameleon stopping only for a spot of body popping for which I'll stop singing and go beatbox.

If, by then I still haven't been arrested, I'll pay a visit to the cake aisle and slip my tallywhacker into a swiss roll and give it some sweet love before trying to make a getaway hoping my latex Ronald Macdonald mask doesn't slip off and expose my identity. A superhero gotta have his anonymity.

Reading that back to myself I'm starting to hope we sign him.

So what you're saying is, it's basically done.

 

[SpartanSpur]

There won't be any Eze from QPR. If there is I'll point my bat signal to the sky, (mine is shaped like a knob not a bat) dash toot suite straight to Tesco, whop my old chap out and rub it against the first old lady that happens to bend over to put some pork into her basket and ask her if she fancies some fresher pork than the bit she's buying. Then I'll strip buck naked and run up and down the cheese aisle singing Karma Chameleon stopping only for a spot of body popping for which I'll stop singing and go beatbox.

If, by then I still haven't been arrested, I'll pay a visit to the cake aisle and slip my tallywhacker into a swiss roll and give it some sweet love before trying to make a getaway hoping my latex Ronald Macdonald mask doesn't slip off and expose my identity. A superhero gotta have his anonymity.

Reading that back to myself I'm starting to hope we sign him.

Are you Neil Shipperley?

 

[Mackan110]

All has already been said with the news on Toby. More to come.

wow! this can be a great Christmas! we have 4 days to go =)

just hope its not Eriksen, for me he have burned all the bridges.

Thanks again for the info! <3

 

[Nine while nine]

There won't be any Eze from QPR. If there is I'll point my bat signal to the sky, (mine is shaped like a knob not a bat) dash toot suite straight to Tesco, whop my old chap out and rub it against the first old lady that happens to bend over to put some pork into her basket and ask her if she fancies some fresher pork than the bit she's buying. Then I'll strip buck naked and run up and down the cheese aisle singing Karma Chameleon stopping only for a spot of body popping for which I'll stop singing and go beatbox.

If, by then I still haven't been arrested, I'll pay a visit to the cake aisle and slip my tallywhacker into a swiss roll and give it some sweet love before trying to make a getaway hoping my latex Ronald Macdonald mask doesn't slip off and expose my identity. A superhero gotta have his anonymity.

Reading that back to myself I'm starting to hope we sign him.

I knew you were depraved, debauched, deviant and degenerate, but this? This is taking things way too far. You monster.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I knew you were depraved, debauched, deviant and degenerate, but this? This is taking things way too far. You monster.

But it had the line 'you come and go' in it.............And getting the timing right for that was no picnic.

 

[Japhet]

There won't be any Eze from QPR. If there is I'll point my bat signal to the sky, (mine is shaped like a knob not a bat) dash toot suite straight to Tesco, whop my old chap out and rub it against the first old lady that happens to bend over to put some pork into her basket and ask her if she fancies some fresher pork than the bit she's buying. Then I'll strip buck naked and run up and down the cheese aisle singing Karma Chameleon stopping only for a spot of body popping for which I'll stop singing and go beatbox.

If, by then I still haven't been arrested, I'll pay a visit to the cake aisle and slip my tallywhacker into a swiss roll and give it some sweet love before trying to make a getaway hoping my latex Ronald Macdonald mask doesn't slip off and expose my identity. A superhero gotta have his anonymity.

Reading that back to myself I'm starting to hope we sign him.

Swiss roll? Nice moist Ginger cake surely!

 

[pablo73]

There won't be any Eze from QPR. If there is I'll point my bat signal to the sky, (mine is shaped like a knob not a bat) dash toot suite straight to Tesco, whop my old chap out and rub it against the first old lady that happens to bend over to put some pork into her basket and ask her if she fancies some fresher pork than the bit she's buying. Then I'll strip buck naked and run up and down the cheese aisle singing Karma Chameleon stopping only for a spot of body popping for which I'll stop singing and go beatbox.

If, by then I still haven't been arrested, I'll pay a visit to the cake aisle and slip my tallywhacker into a swiss roll and give it some sweet love before trying to make a getaway hoping my latex Ronald Macdonald mask doesn't slip off and expose my identity. A superhero gotta have his anonymity.

Reading that back to myself I'm starting to hope we sign him.

Never, in all my years, have I encountered such cruel and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the church?

 

[sausage]

That one example in 20 years that people cling to. Fair play.

Ndombele recent enough for you?

Spoiler: To clarify...

These are just from the current decade that I could be bothered to think about...

Signed prior to start of Pre-Season:
Ndombele, Clarke, Wanyama, Janssen, Alderweireld, Trippier, Paulinho, Vertonghen, Sigurdsson, Friedel, Sandro

As near as:
Davies, Vorm, Chadli

 

[freeeki]

There won't be any Eze from QPR. If there is I'll point my bat signal to the sky, (mine is shaped like a knob not a bat) dash toot suite straight to Tesco, whop my old chap out and rub it against the first old lady that happens to bend over to put some pork into her basket and ask her if she fancies some fresher pork than the bit she's buying. Then I'll strip buck naked and run up and down the cheese aisle singing Karma Chameleon stopping only for a spot of body popping for which I'll stop singing and go beatbox.

If, by then I still haven't been arrested, I'll pay a visit to the cake aisle and slip my tallywhacker into a swiss roll and give it some sweet love before trying to make a getaway hoping my latex Ronald Macdonald mask doesn't slip off and expose my identity. A superhero gotta have his anonymity.

Reading that back to myself I'm starting to hope we sign him.

Knew you were one of my lot

 

[Gareth88]

There won't be any Eze from QPR. If there is I'll point my bat signal to the sky, (mine is shaped like a knob not a bat) dash toot suite straight to Tesco, whop my old chap out and rub it against the first old lady that happens to bend over to put some pork into her basket and ask her if she fancies some fresher pork than the bit she's buying. Then I'll strip buck naked and run up and down the cheese aisle singing Karma Chameleon stopping only for a spot of body popping for which I'll stop singing and go beatbox.

If, by then I still haven't been arrested, I'll pay a visit to the cake aisle and slip my tallywhacker into a swiss roll and give it some sweet love before trying to make a getaway hoping my latex Ronald Macdonald mask doesn't slip off and expose my identity. A superhero gotta have his anonymity.

Reading that back to myself I'm starting to hope we sign him.

*mini roll

 

[Deleted member 29446]

Amazing with Toby!!
Can we now get some info as to why this has happened? (The Poch situation)
If I remember correctly we were promised that.

Or mayb it’s because I’m tired as I have gone 36 hours without sleep as my wife just gave birth to our beautiful daughter.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Amazing with Toby!!
Can we now get some info as to why this has happened? (The Poch situation)
If I remember correctly we were promised that.

Or mayb it’s because I’m tired as I have gone 36 hours without sleep as my wife just gave birth to our beautiful daughter.

Congratulations

 

[Shepspurs]

Amazing with Toby!!
Can we now get some info as to why this has happened? (The Poch situation)
If I remember correctly we were promised that.

Or mayb it’s because I’m tired as I have gone 36 hours without sleep as my wife just gave birth to our beautiful daughter.

Yep, childbirth is really tough on us blokes.

Congratulations

 

[sausage]

Or mayb it’s because I’m tired as I have gone 36 hours without sleep as my wife just gave birth to our beautiful daughter.

Congratulations to you and Christian

 

[mill]

Knew you were one of my lot

I think he’s the only one that doesn’t realise it

 

[Deleted member 29446]

Congratulations to you and Christian

Hopefully I stops this summer, but if I know you at all, you’ll find something else won’t you