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As the Jubilee holidays draw to a close, the ITK was pretty thin on the ground so there isn't that much to report i'm afraid (ITK wise that is) but we do have some other stuff for you to catch up on.
Finally, the game against Belgium came and went but still no sign of Vertonghen so several theories about our signing him just before/during/after the game went up in smoke.
Exit stage left then on the 'that'd be handy' theories, add to that a lack of ITK and the scene is set for what usually happens when ITk is thin on the ground. Provide your own!
Luckily, we had not one, but TWO people posting pictures from outside WHL yesterday and if that isn't enough to warm the cockles I don't know what is. As Chas and Dave once said, There ain't no pleasing you.
Looking carefully at one of the pictures, is blatant who the person is but i'm not helping you out on that one, i've my own theory and if it's right, i'll tell you all in due course and point you back to this thread with a smuggy smugness usually reserved for the double smug.
And another thing that i'd like to remind you of is no Twitter in this thread please, also please don't post copyright images. We had plenty of that yesterday and we cannot allow it.
You won't believe this but on Saturday, kdspur and someone else (Can't remember who) complained about the ITK not being detailed enough. It seems that now not only should ITK let us know if there was a meeting, we should also (in order for said ITK to be worthwhile) be told what was actually said. I kid you not. Anyway, this was a dressed in post 103 of the weekends thread (The June 2nd Thread)
After watching the Diamond Jubilee ceremony on the River Thames, I've learned something. Clare Balding proves that real life lesbians are not the same as in porn.
But it wasn't until 1.23pm yesterday that things really took off when a photo was posted by Biz, taken by someone on FTL, showing someone getting into the drivers side of a car. Also in the photo were people variously identified as Ronnie Rosenthal, Shreck and Bullet tooth Tony. (Post 200, page 10) this prompted several pages of the following:
Which was answered byPoster A said:Looks like Doumbia
OK thenPoster B said:That's not Doumbia
eh?Poster C said:Looks like Kone
Still haven't got the gist? OK then.......Poster D said:That's not Kone
Surprise surprise.....Poster E said:Looks like Tchoyi
And so it went on. Some genius even said........Poster F said:That's not Tchoyi
Fuck about. Now we're becoming Spursking by proxy. Pluck the name of a black player out of thin air. All bets are off, What does Carlton Cole look like? It could be him etc etc Anyway, guess what?Some Genius said:What does Mulumbu look like? It could be him?
Anyway, we had people tracking down the number plate of the car, zooming in and enhancing the image. CSI ITK style. Guess what, we're still none the fucking wiser.Poster G said:It's not Mulumbu
Then raymundo-iow, who went on a stadium tour of WHL as a Queen's Jubilee treat yesterday, said........
He even took a snap of the player in question, but lacking the ITK to post it on the site e-mailed it to someone else who did the deed for the waiting multitudes. You can see the photo by going to Page 24 post 457 of yesterday's thread.I was at the stadium tour today and there was clearly a player being shown around, the tour staff said they didn't have a clue who it was either. And the bald chap is levy's brother and transfer liaison who was with verthongen against fulham and today at the lane with a transfer target. Saw the car drive out and the player was in the back of the car and not the person shown getting in the front of car in the picture earlier.
And then we went through the whole thing again......
D'ya think so?Poster A said:Looks like Ribery
OK then, how about.......Poster B said:That's not Ribery
No, it really doesn't.......Poster C said:Looks like Lloris
And so it went on, you get the picture. Well, haha, you know what I mean.......Poster D said:That's not Lloris
I was watching the Jubilee on TV yesterday when I turned to my wife and said "Why the fuck should I pay for the extravagant lifestyle and spending habits of some horrible old bitch that I despise with every bone in my body and never gives me anything in return?" "Ah, the Queen's not so bad" she replied.
"Fuck the Queen" I said, "I was talking about you."
And finally, in other news (and this ought to really cheer you all up) The Daily mail say that:Tottenham, QPR and West Ham are all interested in signing former Chelsea and Arsenal striker Nicolas Anelka, 33, who is currently with Shanghai Shenhua.
Before you start hanging yourselves remember that its the Daily Mail.
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