The Weekend ITK Discussion Thread - 15/16 June 2013

[dk-yid]

I last saw him in front of me at Tescos. Be careful how you approach him. He's used to being taken from behind.

Ah, ok. I'll reach around then.

 

[dk-yid]

If Paulinho is called Paulinho(little Paulo ) why is Bernard not called Bernardinho (little Bernard) I'd have thought that much more apt.
When he comes to us that's what we should call him.
Actually better still what's the Portuguese for Big Bernard?

Because there needs to be a Bernard that came before for him to be Bernadinho.

 

[RichieS]

If Paulinho is called Paulinho(little Paulo ) why is Bernard not called Bernardinho (little Bernard) I'd have thought that much more apt.
When he comes to us that's what we should call him.
Actually better still what's the Portuguese for Big Bernard?

Bernardão.

 

[strader]

If Paulinho is called Paulinho(little Paulo ) why is Bernard not called Bernardinho (little Bernard) I'd have thought that much more apt.
When he comes to us that's what we should call him.
Actually better still what's the Portuguese for Big Bernard?

BIG BIRDY

 

[worcestersauce]

Bernardão.

There you go! Sorted

 

[Booney]

Most of the recent crop of stories about Paulinho suggests it's Roma and not another Englsh team that are our main competitors for his signature. Suggests to me;

1. There might be some truth in it
2. Baldini might be on holiday but he's got his little black book open whilst on the sun lounger and is exerting his influence already.

 

[Roynie]

I don't know this game but I'll play.

Johnny Cash 2345

He's a neg repper, maybe the first candidate for you and Greaves!

 

[greaves]

He's a neg repper, maybe the first candidate for you and Greaves!

Screws silencer on and pulls down ski mask...

 

[greaves]

Oh. I forgot to put on my trousers.

 

[Roynie]

Oh. I forgot to put on my trousers.

Oh Christ, don't let A&C find you like that, he'll have the pink fluffy cuffs on before you can say "reach around"!

 

[greaves]

Oh Christ, don't let A&C find you like that, he'll have the pink fluffy cuffs on before you can say "reach around"!

Alas, too late....! (sobs) And he refused to use vaseline. Refused! (sniffles) Even when I offered him all my Clubcard points.

 

[Roynie]

Alas, too late....! (sobs) And he refused to use vaseline. Refused! (sniffles) Even when I offered him all my Clubcard points.

The CAD!

 

[Roynie]

Alas, too late....! (sobs) And he refused to use vaseline. Refused! (sniffles) Even when I offered him all my Clubcard points.

How many points have you got?

* re-secures the handcuffs

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Proper shit-chatting in here today, ladies and gents. Just be reminded to turn off the sluice gates of drivel when any decent ITK comes in.


With reference to our linked Brazilian, forget him being Little or Big, surely given his name and the fact he is coming to rescue us from the alpine horror of the Europa League, he is best referred to as Saint Bernard.

Woof.

 

[greaves]

How many points have you got?

* re-secures the handcuffs

Three.
But that's not the point...

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

Proper shit-chatting in here today, ladies and gents. Just be reminded to turn off the sluice gates of drivel when any decent ITK comes in. .

See it's easy to spot a genuine Spurs fan. The optimism in them shine as brightly as a new star..................

 

[Snarfalicious]

I think it would be pretty hilarious if Baldini came on and his first signing was Leandro Damiao.

Sort of like, "Hey, I'm your new DoF... Remember this guy? Yeah, it took me a few weeks to get it done."

 

[$hoguN]

I think it would be pretty hilarious if Baldini came on and his first signing was Leandro Damiao.

Sort of like, "Hey, I'm your new chairman... Remember this guy? Yeah, it took me a few weeks to get it done."

Chairman?

 

[Blackcanary]

Chairman?

He's that good, he performed a bloodless coup in his first week too.

 

[Snarfalicious]

Chairman?

It's early for me. I think you know what I meant.