- Jan 28, 2011
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"Spurs have always had this thing about Arsenal finishing above them" is he for real lol those sad fucks even came up with a name for it they're that obsessed. Guy is an absolute cock.Anyone seen the latest incoherent ramblings from Charlie Nicholas on his “end of season grades”?
I wasn’t expecting a literary masterpiece, especially from a grown man with an earring, but you would’ve thought the Sky editors might’ve read through it before publishing.... I guess it must be harder to proof read when it’s written with crayons?
“Tottenham - C
When I saw them qualifying for the Europa League, I thought that was weird. Am I jealous being an Arsenal fan? No, not really. Spurs have always had this thing about Arsenal finishing above them, and in the last few seasons they've reversed the roles. That was because they were a much better team than Arsenal - but they're not much better than them now.
Jose Mourinho's target was to get into the Champions League, not the Europa League. That's what this stadium was built for; there's problems defensively, he doesn't know what his best partnership is at the back, and can they keep Harry Kane?
I don't think some of the players have adapted to his way. But in judgement of the season they've had, it's been up and down, pretty average.”
I thought I’d give Charlie a grade in return....
When I saw Charlie had qualified for a more central role as a Sky Sports pundit, I thought “that’s weird, he can barely speak English”. Am I jealous, being a Spurs fan? No, but as someone who can construct a sentence & use punctuation, I’m insulted.
This year, Charlie’s target was to propel himself to the forefront of cutting edge football punditry, not to make a tit out of himself by overusing the same old cliches every week. There’s problems upstairs too, he doesn’t know his arse from his elbow, and will he ever get rid of that earring?
I think some of the other pundits have adapted to his way though, Merson’s considering getting a Prince Albert.
A+ at being a bellend.