Where isn't Danny Rose?

[spurs-r-us]

I'll take a look in the kitchen, but I'm still in bed so there's no promises.

 

[Gedson100]

He is not a fucking decent left back!

OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HALF OF THIS SITE THOUGHT BEFORE HE BECAME THE NEW ROBERTO CARLOS

 

[XSuicideBunnyX]

Another (not so) quick update:

Finished my pizza. It was cold, thanks to Naughton being about 90 minutes late. He also forgot to put the base on (thanks @Spurger King , I wouldn't have noticed that myself), so when I say pizza, I mean a box covered in tomato sauce, cheese and pepperoni. It was awful. It's safe to say, he didn't get a tip, and I'll be calling up his manager to make sure I get someone like Eriksen to deliver next time - I heard he's great at providing service.

Asked Naughton where Rose was:
"Oh, you mean the Spanish guy, don't you! He's away with the missus!"
"No, I mean our left-back!"
"Disco's on the plane back from Cameroon, silly!"
"No, our CURRENT left-back!"
"Yeah, I think I passed Vertonghen on the way here-"
"Our CURRENT ENGLISH LEFT-BACK!"
"Well, I'm right here, amn't I?"

I cri.

 

[leonspurs]

Well he is not left back under my Christmas tree, or me shed.

 

[Bulletspur]

Just passing through Toronto Pearson International and.........no sorry, its not him.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

See, knew this thread would be helpful - we're crossing out locations he's not all over the shop, it's clearly only a matter of time.

 

[mattyspurs]

Just been outside for a ciggie in my back garden...he's not there. JUst watching the cricket now, i'm trying to see if I can see him in the crowd at the Gabba, struggling so far

 

[Spurger King]

See, knew this thread would be helpful - we're crossing out locations he's not all over the shop, it's clearly only a matter of time.

Here's a link to some prominent webcams:

http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/10-unique-live-webcam-feeds-watch-world/

Together we can identify where he isn't.

 

[Strikeb4ck]

Damnit, now he will read this thread and hide in one of the already searched places and we'll never find him!

 

[SelbYido]

I found numerous things that I was looking for today at work - the stick blender, sponge fingers...other things I could not find - garlic, a permanent marker to do a table plan & Danny Rose. So if anyone does find him, could you ask him where the garlic & the Sharpies are? Cheers.

 

[jambreck]

See, knew this thread would be helpful - we're crossing out locations he's not all over the shop, it's clearly only a matter of time.

Not so fast, young padawan.

He wasn't in the places we looked for him at the time that we looked...........BUT HE MIGHT BE THERE NOW!

I think Danny Rose is adding new understanding to quantum mechanics and the uncertainty principle.

 

[XSuicideBunnyX]

Not so fast, young padawan.

He wasn't in the places we looked for him at the time that we looked...........BUT HE MIGHT BE THERE NOW!

I think Danny Rose is adding new understanding to quantum mechanics and the uncertainty principle.

Wait, so there's only a probability that he might be where he is!?!?

Also, sorry to dispute your physics there, but for the uncertainty principle to apply to Rose, he'd have to either be:
A) moving so slow that he exhibits wave-like behaviour or
B) so undense (not even a word I think) that he weighs less than an electron, and again exhibits wave-like behaviour.

Then again, I wouldn't put either of them past him. The crafty SOB.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Not here either.

 

[Matthew Wyatt]

Just been outside for a ciggie in my back garden...he's not there. JUst watching the cricket now, i'm trying to see if I can see him in the crowd at the Gabba, struggling so far

No, pretty sure he's not in Brisbane. My mate works at the airport and he's not seen him.

Well he is not left back under my Christmas tree, or me shed.

Please tell me you don't have a Christmas tree. It's November!

 

[leonspurs]

No, pretty sure he's not in Brisbane. My mate works at the airport and he's not seen him.

Please tell me you don't have a Christmas tree. It's November!

Still got last years in the corner, the needles have stayed on and its gone red.

 

[lillywhites61]

I just got home from work, he isn't in bed with my girlfriend!

 

[Mr Pink]

I just got home from work, he isn't in bed with my girlfriend!

I can confirm that.

 

[lillywhites61]

I can confirm that.

Walked into that ha

 

[ardiles]

I can confirm that.

Is his girl friend a taxi driver?

 

[Spurz]

He isn't on my plane to paradise bali...