Well, frankly, I would. The man is the (younger) Cindy Crawrford of football. If he knocked on my poor right now, I'd be naked in 5 minutes tops.
What say you SC? You know you want him, you know you do.
Syn_13 - I think you'd be gay if you had an all male threesome with Hugo... Just you and Hugo that's cool, but you and another man spit roasting him - not cool.
#MediaJust spent the last half hour trying to convince evryone at my in-laws that he's one of the best in the world.
Note, I didn't say the best, but one of. They wouldn't even accept that he's one of the best in the league. Left me fuming. All I kept hearing is that De Gea is the best in the league and Lloris is nowhere near. Ridiculous.
Haters gonna hate.
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Just spent the last half hour trying to convince evryone at my in-laws that he's one of the best in the world.
Note, I didn't say the best, but one of. They wouldn't even accept that he's one of the best in the league. Left me fuming. All I kept hearing is that De Gea is the best in the league and Lloris is nowhere near. Ridiculous.
Brojob! Brojob! Choochoo!!I would give him a blowjob if it meant he would stay for the next 5 years but nothing up the bum.
I would give him a blowjob if it meant he would stay for the next 5 years but nothing up the bum.
No. He's a bloke
HomoNo. He's a bloke