Hugo - would you...?

[widmerpool]

This is the thread which drives Hugo to leave in January. He will be staring embarrassedly at the ground against Man U, desperately trying to avoid meeting any spectators in the eye.

 

[pook]

I would give him a blowjob if it meant he would stay for the next 5 years but nothing up the bum.

I can't see his agent pushing too hard for that in negotiations, if I'm honest. levy'd be on board, though.

 

[DuDe]

I can't see his agent pushing too hard for that ...

 

[DuDe]

This is the thread which drives Hugo to leave in January. .

Well, that will probably be the propaganda angle that 'Marca' will use.

 

[Gbspurs]

I would give him a blowjob if it meant he would stay for the next 5 years but nothing up the bum.

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

 

[Axl Rose]

I'll let him go in dry like Utd will on Sunday

 

[Locotoro]

I would give him a blowjob if it meant he would stay for the next 5 years but nothing up the bum.

Only gave you a doh rating because the smiley looks like he's got his mouth open

 

[Wellspurs]

He's 28 today, we are so lucky to have his talent in the best years of his career!

 

[ShaunL84]

He's 28 today, we are so lucky to have his talent in the best years of his career!

He's a keeper, Buffon is 36 and is still going strong.
Hugo's prime will be around the 30 mark.

If we don't get into the CL this year then I wouldn't begrudge him a move to the likes of PSG/Madrid, he deserves to be winning league titles and CL's.

and we have Harry Kane and Vorm in waiting to take over the gloves.

 

[SFCS]

Don't know why he dived out of the way for the goal but he redeemed himself with some great saves, that touch on the cross heading for Morgan was crucial.

Vardy can fuck himself with a rusty pitchfork for that challenge on Hugo at the end. Swarbrick too for not sending him off.

 

[Lilbaz]

I would give him a firm handshake and buy him a pint. Never confused!

 

[GobbyJJ]

I would give him a blowjob if it meant he would stay for the next 5 years but nothing up the bum.

I'd let Shaun give him a blowjob! See, I am a modern man

 

[Jgplk1]

This made me like him even more

 

[HotspurFC1950]

No nil nada.

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

That man could go to town on my anus, i don't give a fuck.

 

[Kendall]

That man could go to town on my anus, i don't give a fuck.

Contradiction in terms?

 

[Dan Yeats]

Just spent the last half hour trying to convince evryone at my in-laws that he's one of the best in the world.

Note, I didn't say the best, but one of. They wouldn't even accept that he's one of the best in the league. Left me fuming. All I kept hearing is that De Gea is the best in the league and Lloris is nowhere near. Ridiculous.

Let me guess - Man U fans whose sole football knowledge comes from repeating what MOTD pundits say?

 

[Dan Yeats]

Another example of progressive hypocrisy folks.

You're quite right. I should have included the full range of LBGTQ options. I heartily apologise.

Here's a picture to make up for it:

 

[ClintEastwould]

Contradiction in terms?

No, spot on. He doesn't give fucks. Only gets 'em.

 

[RickyVilla]

I would give him a blowjob if it meant he would stay for the next 5 years but nothing up the bum.

Is that why you ain't getting none from your mrs?