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Hugo - would you...?

Would you sleep with Hugo Lloris?

  • I am gay but would not happily 'have sexy fun-times' with Hugo Lloris

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  • Total voters
    82

EJWTartanSpur

SC Supporter
Jan 29, 2011
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Well I accidently voted that I'm gay and would happily have sexy times with him and another lady, when I meant to vote I am not gay and would happily have sexy times with him and another lady.

Is this contract binding ? Ill have anyone man know I'll be difficult please and my ego can get a bit out of control. More high maintainence than Balotelli at a bankrupt club that can't afford to pay its players.

Ps. Feel free to PM pics and numbers
 

Dan Yeats

Well-Known Member
Jul 12, 2011
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Is this contract binding?
Since that difficult incident with Gary Coleman, Paul Daniels, and the 'special' out of hours opening arrangements with Marwell zoo, then I run all my posts past my lawyers before submitting. So, yes, sorry, it's legally binding. :(
 

Navin R Johnson

Well-Known Member
Aug 29, 2011
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I voted for the second option meself but I'm more than happy for anyone and I don't care whether they're gay, straight or Australian to take one for the team as long as it doesn't have to be me. I'd probably be rubbish and just lie there anyway.

Doh! I've started thinking about it haven't I? Next thing is I'll be considering it.
 

Kaboul'sForehead

Well-Known Member
Jul 12, 2013
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Judging by the banner advert I'm assuming the OP works for the "Gay Resorts" marketing team.
 

thinktank

Hmmm...
Sep 28, 2004
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Fazio and Vertongen are getting better as a partnership. We gave a few chances away today admittedly.
Verts needs to be upgraded on tbh. Someone's gotta say it. If his form doesn't improve by the end of the season we should sell if someone comes in with a huge fee.
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
41,363
74,893
Verts needs to be upgraded on tbh. Someone's gotta say it. If his form doesn't improve by the end of the season we should sell if someone comes in with a huge fee.

He's a dirty niggly fucker. So is Fazio. I know we all want a new King, but to be honest him and Campbell were probably 2 of the best defenders ever seen in the Prem. I'm not sure we can upgrade.

He just needs his mind in the game which I think he's getting.
 

thinktank

Hmmm...
Sep 28, 2004
45,893
68,893
He's a dirty niggly fucker. So is Fazio. I know we all want a new King, but to be honest him and Campbell were probably 2 of the best defenders ever seen in the Prem. I'm not sure we can upgrade.

He just needs his mind in the game which I think he's getting.
He's surprisingly weak, physically, for a big guy and he has his hands all over players all the time - a la Dawson - and gets breezed by too often.

He's got a better game in him than he's shown this season, but he needs to bring the heat for the rest of the season imo.
We need to be properly potent in each position.
 

bobbof

Well-Known Member
Jan 31, 2011
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Not sure how far I would go myself, but I would gladly pimp out my girlfriend to him. :whistle:

And I would make her tell me every detail of it later, and I would listen with great pleasure.
 

ralvy

AVB my love
Jun 26, 2012
2,513
4,630
After today's performance against united, Im ready to give myself to him.
 

TottenhamMattSpur

Well-Known Member
Aug 31, 2012
10,925
16,007
He could shag my wife if he stays.
And to be fair, she's seen him on the box before and let out a bit of mouthgasm.
 
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