ANNOUNCEMENT: New site and vBookie - Good news & bad news

Discussion in 'Betting and Gambling' started by Archibald&Crooks, Jan 29, 2012.

  1. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    As most of you know, very shortly we shall be moving the site over to new software.

    The good news is that vBookie, or a version of it, is on the new software and that my bitches have been training themselves up in using it.

    The good news is that once the changeover comes, your balances will automatically have to be reset to the default starting value (500v IIRC) which means all the vCash you've accumulated will be lost.

    Did I say that was good news? Well it is for me :lol: For some strange reason, all your balances will be added together and deposited into my account in Switzerland. I shall be starting with a million rather than from scratch as with the site peasantry.

    Did I say there was bad news? Not for me there isn't :razz:

    The bookie always wins!

    CLICK HERE

    Cheers suckers.
     
  2. TheChosenOne

    TheChosenOne The only way is up

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    I have a feeling I have been v.fucked.

    Bastards. Love ya really.
     
  3. Houdini

    Houdini No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.

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    I have 1.2 million v...and man flu, i find this news very hard to take, similar to an unlubricated 14 inch butt plug.
    I protest...
     
  4. seany

    seany Parklane yid

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    Big girls blouse.
     
  5. Houdini

    Houdini No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.

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    Just because you can take an Organic Pineapple...sideways!
     
  6. TheChosenOne

    TheChosenOne The only way is up

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    Look at my v.dosh. "I'm rich" for the moment.
     
  7. Houdini

    Houdini No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.

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    I was skint at 2-0....
     
  8. seany

    seany Parklane yid

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    And you can take a watermelon.
     
  9. Houdini

    Houdini No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.

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    Maybe, maybe....:think:
     
  10. spurslenny

    spurslenny I hate football

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    Anyone for fruit salad?
     
  11. Houdini

    Houdini No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.

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  12. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Can I play? I had an apple up my bum once. I think it was a cox.
     
  13. Houdini

    Houdini No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.

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    Are you sure it wasn't Granny Smith fingering you?
     
  14. spurslenny

    spurslenny I hate football

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    Shouldn't this thread be in the Mansion?

    Making me hungry now.
     
  15. Houdini

    Houdini No better cure for the blues than some good pussy.

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    Do you want a Banana?
     
  16. spurslenny

    spurslenny I hate football

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    I thought you'd never ask.



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    Go!
     

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