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BehindEnemyLines

Twisting a Melon with the Rev. Black Grape
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I may have mentioned this before, but it's just reminded me of my mate - when I lived in Angel my friend met this Arsenal girl off PoF. Apparently she was one of the "Arsenal away girls" and lived at the end of Gillespie Road on the corner near the stadium, and was so Arsenal she even had an Arsenal burger van parked in her front garden. Anyway, my mate popped round her house to meet her and she had this rediculous display cabinet in the corner of her bedroom with replica Arsenal trophies in it.........it turned out she was married and "on a break" (as he'd run off after having a small lottery win), and this display was his pride and joy!
So, every time my mate went round there to "see her", whilst she was cleaning herself in the bathroom, he would tie his used prophylactic in a knot sneak over to this cabinet and deposit it in their PL trophy on the top shelf - after a few weeks the trophy was brimming, so he worked his way around the trophies............I just have this great vision in my mind of her husband returning after their "break" and finding his trophies literally laden and oozing with Spurs jizz! His face must have been a picture! :cautious: :shifty:
 

Serpico

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Dec 30, 2019
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I read that differently, I know he’s a wanker but he’s apologised to her and sounds remorseful. We all make mistakes and emotions run high where your children are involved. I hope he serves his time and comes out a better person and Father
Being remorseful after the event is feeling sorry for your self.
You never hear crims saying sorry before they are caught.

Hes a petulant child in a mans body. He not able to take responsibility for his actions.

I blame the parents ☺
 

southlondonyiddo

My eyes have seen some of the glory..
Nov 8, 2004
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I may have mentioned this before, but it's just reminded me of my mate - when I lived in Angel my friend met this Arsenal girl off PoF. Apparently she was one of the "Arsenal away girls" and lived at the end of Gillespie Road on the corner near the stadium, and was so Arsenal she even had an Arsenal burger van parked in her front garden. Anyway, my mate popped round her house to meet her and she had this rediculous display cabinet in the corner of her bedroom with replica Arsenal trophies in it.........it turned out she was married and "on a break" (as he'd run off after having a small lottery win), and this display was his pride and joy!
So, every time my mate went round there to "see her", whilst she was cleaning herself in the bathroom, he would tie his used prophylactic in a knot sneak over to this cabinet and deposit it in their PL trophy on the top shelf - after a few weeks the trophy was brimming, so he worked his way around the trophies............I just have this great vision in my mind of her husband returning after their "break" and finding his trophies literally laden and oozing with Spurs jizz! His face must have been a picture! :cautious: :shifty:
That is a great story for the big red chair!!
 

Tucker

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Jul 15, 2013
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I always find the whole jail rape joke thing a bit creepy. Don’t see anything funny about people being raped in prison.
 

ZiggySpurs

Ziggy Spursdust was a missed opportunity
Dec 28, 2020
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I may have mentioned this before, but it's just reminded me of my mate - when I lived in Angel my friend met this Arsenal girl off PoF. Apparently she was one of the "Arsenal away girls" and lived at the end of Gillespie Road on the corner near the stadium, and was so Arsenal she even had an Arsenal burger van parked in her front garden. Anyway, my mate popped round her house to meet her and she had this rediculous display cabinet in the corner of her bedroom with replica Arsenal trophies in it.........it turned out she was married and "on a break" (as he'd run off after having a small lottery win), and this display was his pride and joy!
So, every time my mate went round there to "see her", whilst she was cleaning herself in the bathroom, he would tie his used prophylactic in a knot sneak over to this cabinet and deposit it in their PL trophy on the top shelf - after a few weeks the trophy was brimming, so he worked his way around the trophies............I just have this great vision in my mind of her husband returning after their "break" and finding his trophies literally laden and oozing with Spurs jizz! His face must have been a picture! :cautious: :shifty:

I see your mate inspired your user name then
 

panoma

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Jan 16, 2012
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Ah, I notice Arsenal using the red card strategy again tonight. Well played.

Hopefully the FA release the statement about the Burnley vs Arsenal postponement early tomorrow so fans don't start the travel.

#prayforarsenal #only12playersavailable
 
Aug 9, 2008
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The TRUTH is finally revealed !!! ? ? ?

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rossdapep

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Aug 25, 2011
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Yeah, seems like it for sure. Some people are like that.

I used to have a friend growing up that would punch holes in the wall if he got annoyed. I used to have to let him win games if we played, or else he'd punch the TV and throw the control as hard as he could. He once got some pissed off that either me or his brother beat him on PES that he kicked the crap out of the bedroom radiator. It leaked and ruined his parent's living room ceiling.
He couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag, but was just like that. Used to invent his life and was quite a fantasist.
Later in life he started to act that way around his girlfriends, so I cut ties with him. He took it personally, and went on a mission to ruin my life. As with people like this, he was more of a psychopath than a sociopath, so he had no particular manipulating people regardless of all his faults.

Knew him practically from when we were tiny. I had stuff that happened to me as a kid, and grew up dealing with them with depression, later leading into anxiety from when he started interfering. He had a completely normal life, nothing dramatic or 'wrong' went on in it, but was how he was. I mean, his mum was full of shit, too - most of the family were delusional. I'm not so sure that it's technically correct to refer to what seems to be a genetic trait as 'mental health', in the same way that I wouldn't call someone unhealthy who has been born with a limb missing. Complicated subject.

Not sure if it's for reactions, but throwing controllers at the TV and reacting like the hulk is being normalised by YouTubers and so on, and it's seen as funny, but it always makes my skin crawl as I've seen the other side to that kind of behaviour.
He should really stay away from supporting Arsenal and doing YouTube anyway, as it's clearly problematic for him.
Yeah, I agree it shouldn't be treated in a humorous way as it's rather sad seeing someone throw a PS out the window or throw a controller at a wall.

This is the problem of AFTV. They showed these 'caricatures' flaws, treated it as entertainment so they could profit from it and cast them aside when they do something wrong.

If it was really a voice for the fans, as Robbie proclaims, they'd interview different people all the time and not rely on the same faces.

Ultimately, DT is responsible for his own actions. But no one can say they didn't see something like this happening. The bloke gas clearly got a switch that without too much provocation, would flip. He's proven that befire, and he's even said he knows what he's like. Instead of apologising he should have got some help to control it, or keep himself out of an environment in which he'd explode. But he can't cause he loves the clout.

His apology is empty until he proves he is rehabilitated and is getting the treatment he needs.
 

ShelfWatcher

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Sep 9, 2021
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Unsurprisingly, they have drifted in the top 4 betting. Before our win on Wednesday I thought they or Utd would get 4th
We are actually favorites now, for how long...??
 

Serpico

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Dec 30, 2019
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His apology is empty until he proves he is rehabilitated and is getting the treatment he needs.
Exactly. easy to be sorry once your caught.


Most that kick off (tantrums) can control it to a point. They pick and chose when it happens. I guess he won't kick off in prison or wherever he is , against larger alpha males-he wouldn't dare.
 
May 17, 2018
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Yeah, I agree it shouldn't be treated in a humorous way as it's rather sad seeing someone throw a PS out the window or throw a controller at a wall.

This is the problem of AFTV. They showed these 'caricatures' flaws, treated it as entertainment so they could profit from it and cast them aside when they do something wrong.

If it was really a voice for the fans, as Robbie proclaims, they'd interview different people all the time and not rely on the same faces.

Ultimately, DT is responsible for his own actions. But no one can say they didn't see something like this happening. The bloke gas clearly got a switch that without too much provocation, would flip. He's proven that befire, and he's even said he knows what he's like. Instead of apologising he should have got some help to control it, or keep himself out of an environment in which he'd explode. But he can't cause he loves the clout.

His apology is empty until he proves he is rehabilitated and is getting the treatment he needs.

Quite a notable list of casualties now for the original AFTV, if you think about it.

Lee Judges
Ty
Claude Suicide?
Troopz Left
DT Prison
Heavy D Died

Whilst Troopz is still occasionally there, and I don't think Heavy D died for AFTV related reasons, there's definitely a sense of neglect for Claude and DT that had warning signs for a significant period.
The problem with the internet is that people don't really take it seriously that it bleeds into real life - especially for people who are sensitive.
 
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