- Apr 13, 2006
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I may have mentioned this before, but it's just reminded me of my mate - when I lived in Angel my friend met this Arsenal girl off PoF. Apparently she was one of the "Arsenal away girls" and lived at the end of Gillespie Road on the corner near the stadium, and was so Arsenal she even had an Arsenal burger van parked in her front garden. Anyway, my mate popped round her house to meet her and she had this rediculous display cabinet in the corner of her bedroom with replica Arsenal trophies in it.........it turned out she was married and "on a break" (as he'd run off after having a small lottery win), and this display was his pride and joy!
So, every time my mate went round there to "see her", whilst she was cleaning herself in the bathroom, he would tie his used prophylactic in a knot sneak over to this cabinet and deposit it in their PL trophy on the top shelf - after a few weeks the trophy was brimming, so he worked his way around the trophies............I just have this great vision in my mind of her husband returning after their "break" and finding his trophies literally laden and oozing with Spurs jizz! His face must have been a picture!
So, every time my mate went round there to "see her", whilst she was cleaning herself in the bathroom, he would tie his used prophylactic in a knot sneak over to this cabinet and deposit it in their PL trophy on the top shelf - after a few weeks the trophy was brimming, so he worked his way around the trophies............I just have this great vision in my mind of her husband returning after their "break" and finding his trophies literally laden and oozing with Spurs jizz! His face must have been a picture!