Bad Balls

[Bus-Conductor]

What is it with the balls they are using in England (league and cup) lately. They are really shit looking. Like something you pick up from the Spier Man bargain bin in Woolworths after they've over stocked on merchandise after a movie release that flopped.

This was one of my faves of yesteryear. Serie A Uhlsport:

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Thought this was a thread about a porno for a sec there.

 

[Donki]

Thought this was a thread about a porno for a sec there.

I draw the line well before shit you freaky bastard.... .

 

[TheChosenOne]

Just having a chill out evening here tonight, wife's friend brought some beers and cider to go with ours, also brought some spicy nuts.

She went first and said 'They are ok if you lick them first'


Good job I'm just out of the bath.

 

[hugrr]

Thought this was a thread about a porno for a sec there.

I thought it was Tourettes related.

 

[Donki]

Just having a chill out evening here tonight, wife's friend brought some beers and cider to go with ours, also brought some spicy nuts.

She went first and said 'They are ok if you lick them first'


Good job I'm just out of the bath.

Man.... I really dunno what to say? Early start in the rip was it ?

 

[TheChosenOne]

Man.... I really dunno what to say? Early start in the rip was it ?

It's ok, the Mrs and her mate are both 20 year younger than me - I won't be up late, in a Frankie Howerd type of way.

 

[Donki]

It's ok, the Mrs and her mate are both 20 year younger than me - I won't be up late, in a Frankie Howerd type of way.

Well done that man!

 

[Armstrong_11]

i really don't have an issue with the balls.... they are pretty decent to me...
http://www.soccerbible.com/performance/football-equipment/nike-premier-league-ball-timeline/

but some competition we do use footballs from the club's kit sponsor

anywho...

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[hughy]

Your topics of discussion get worse by the day, BC.

 

[tiger666]

What were those shitty cheap plastic footballs called you used to get from the corner shop as a kid?

Edit:

Fly-away!

 

[UncleBuck]

Adidas Tango all the way.
Must admit though didn't know if the topic was about Ed, golf, cricket or testicles....

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

No swearing in thread titles, so i've changed it to 'bad'……..I know shit isn't the worst of words but even so, just in case google ads don't like it…….

 

[kr1978]

What were those shitty cheap plastic footballs called you used to get from the corner shop as a kid?

Edit:

Fly-away!

I used to love them, they used to swerve like mad which led to some pretty spectacular goals as a kid

 

[tiger666]

I used to love them, they used to swerve like mad which led to some pretty spectacular goals as a kid

A toe poke on one of those fuckers was lethal. Swerved in 5 different random directions at 200mph.

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

A toe poke on one of those fuckers was lethal. Swerved in 5 different random directions at 200mph.

Always find a way to someones face too

 

[Flynn]

Always find a way to someones face too

And dog shit

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

And dog shit

Bloody right. Then it was a bastard to get off. Where I loved you had to walk 10 mins to find grass!

 

[FrankSpencer]

In my youth, the ball of choice was undoubtably Mitre.

I recall with much pleasure the day we went from a size 4 up to a size 5. It separated the boys who could play well, to the ones with great natural talent (as strange as that sounds).

 

[tiger666]

Also during Italia 90. Literally everyone at breaktime was in the playground booting about one of these.