Bell-end XI

[Has1978]

updated after last night.

GK: Lehmann
RB: Chimbonda/Lucas Neill
CB Ferdinand
CB Terry (racism)
LB Ashley Cole!!!!!!!! (captain)
LM Bowyer
CM Joey Barton
CM Savage
RM Eboue
CF Diouf
CF Bellamy

 

[haxman]

Careful, some muppet once neg repped me for posting something like this.

But you're not too far off with that team lol.

 

[Dougal]

I think you are underplaying Terry's role. I reckon he's an all-round **** :up:

 

[Zuben]

Little bit unjust to put Terry in there on a racism flex, and leave out our (now) very own resident racist

 

[the_king]

ahem...

Judas?

 

[the_king]

Actually to add, Drogba easily makes that list!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Actually to add, Drogba easily makes that list!

i've never really hated Drogba though, just think he's a cock for going to ground when he could stay on his feet and amaze the world :shrug:

with that in mind, he's certainly not alone so, whilst i will still frown on that kind of behaviour, i can't really bring myself to hate someone for it when the ref's are buying this crap with the full backing of the FA :shrug:

The FA is full of self-interested bullshitters and it fails from there on down. Them morons are backing up the ref's who assume that means they're doing a good job. They then continue their mini-hitler regime safe in the knowledge their bosses are so busy consuming Gin, in between coffin dodging sessions, to do anything even remotely effective.

I honestly wonder how long before an investigation is ordered into illegal payments, or betting scams or something surrounding referees - they have too much free reign and appear to be influenced massively by particular clubs. That's not on.

 

[Dougal]

The funny thing about Drogba last night was him chasing after Huddlestone after Tommy was booked for diving. Handing out tips was he?

 

[Has1978]

The funny thing about Drogba last night was him chasing after Huddlestone after Tommy was booked for diving. Handing out tips was he?

:rofl:

actually i do hate drogba more than diouf. anyone at the game notice that after any free kick came our way he refused to give the ball back every single time. cheating twunt.

and as for our own resident racist - i was very tempted to put him in there. but he seems to have a decent attittude.

and as for campbell - completely forgot about him haha.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

:rofl:

actually i do hate drogba more than diouf. anyone at the game notice that after any free kick came our way he refused to give the ball back every single time. cheating twunt.

and as for our own resident racist - i was very tempted to put him in there. but he seems to have a decent attittude.

and as for campbell - completely forgot about him haha.

I dunno how you can say Drogba is more of an arsehole than diouf - el hadj doesn't even get a capital letter from me, he can beg me if he want's one.

Drogba might dive and act like a bit of a twat, but diouf is an out and out arrogant arse-trench who sees nothing wrong with spitting at kids and basically being a snide, dirty, lippy turd-shunter.

Drogba's harmless and, in a strange way, disappoints me that he feels his skill isn't enough to carry him through - his technique is brilliant but he prefers to hit the deck :shrug: muggins. Wasting his talent.

diouf is just a ****

 

[paul_1979yid]

I dunno how you can say Drogba is more of an arsehole than diouf - el hadj doesn't even get a capital letter from me, he can beg me if he want's one.

Drogba might dive and act like a bit of a twat, but diouf is an out and out arrogant arse-trench who sees nothing wrong with spitting at kids and basically being a snide, dirty, lippy turd-shunter.

Drogba's harmless and, in a strange way, disappoints me that he feels his skill isn't enough to carry him through - his technique is brilliant but he prefers to hit the deck :shrug: muggins. Wasting his talent.

diouf is just a ****

Drogba's CONSTANT moaning!! Worse than the rest of the chelsea team put together! I would nt invite Diouf or Drogba for dinner :beer:

 

[robbiesavagehasbreasts]

Savage can not shower with the rest of the team.

 

[deathtoarsenal]

Ferdinand may be a prat, but he's not a **** like the rest of those...erm...****s.

 

[Dibby]

I would put Ronaldo in there but I'm a jealous fecker.

 

[littleAaronlennon]

John Terry is no racist afterall alot of his friends happen to be either black or mixed-race hence Ledley King and Rio Ferdinand.:bang:

 

[Dougal]

John Terry is no racist afterall alot of his friends happen to be either black or mixed-race hence Ledley King and Rio Ferdinand.:bang:

:eh:

 

[Kushal]

Where's Danny Mills when you need him? :wink:

 

[striebs]

Chairman : Wupert Lowe

Managed by ?

 

[Barmy_in_Palmy]

John Terry is no racist afterall alot of his friends happen to be either black or mixed-race hence Ledley King and Rio Ferdinand.:bang:

I think your confused, he's racist but its not against black people or mixed-race people as you say. But you probably can't read this as your sitting so high up on your horse.

 

[yiddotilidie]

Lampard and Thatcher for THAT challenge on Mendes.