Cricket : England v Pakistan in Dubai

[Spurs_Bear]

Shit has got the Trott's, or the other way round, can't see him being 'at ease'.

 

[haxman]

I will laugh if England throw this away.

 

[Kendall]

Joke of an innings. Fancy taking Morgan back, haxman?

 

[haxman]

Deserter. He can stay the fcuk away thanks anyway Kendall ;-)

Epic performance all round.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Well, the bowlers have turned up for the series, all we need is some batsmen.

From ball 1 they didn't look like they were going to get anywhere near the target. They batted like rabbits stuck in the glare of an oncoming cars headlights, scared stiff every one of them. There's two batsmen at least who should be worried about their places in KP and Morgan.

 

[mpickard2087]

Fucking hell that was bad, how have we got so useless against spin bowling?

It seems like if Cook and Trott dont get us off to a good start at the top then the rest collapse like a pack of cards. Pietersen and Bell really struggling but at least have their respective records to back them up, I'm not sure what Morgan is doing to justify his place in the team.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

But the ball!!! Did you not see the ball! These... these... Wizards were making it rotate in such a fashion that it did leave the ground at AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ANGLE the one at which it landed!

What kind of sorcery this is, i know not.

Why like Yoda I have begun to speak, i know not either...

 

[Rocksuperstar]

250-4, Chef gets a century and leads like a proper captain.

Not a bad start at all.

 

[Kendall]

We should've just come out with an ODI attitude in the tests. We might have done better.

 

[Teemu]

100 for Cook in both games, 50 for Bopperz in both games, 10-1-34-4 for Finn in both games. MADNESS.