Dear Father Christmas.....

[jurgen]

Dear Santa,

Could you please stop the anonymous person who is sending me pictures of his cock and balls, he keeps telling me I "gotta trust him".

Regards

Giovani "One for the Road" Dos Santos

 

[riggi]

Dear Jimmy Father Saville Christmas

Please can you fix it for me to give each and every fan who gave me an ironic cheer in the Liverpool game a massive slap in the face and a kick in the testicles.

Yours sincerely

Wilson Palacios

:clap:

 

[riggi]

Dear Father Christmas

If you send me a lump of coal, ill fucking stab your eye in with a carrot and feed your body to your reindeer.

Chirpy.

 

[StartingPrice]

Dear Santa,

Could you please give me the name of my team mate who sired Danny's kid.
Thanks Jamie

Ooooh, that's a bit below the beltmg:

Apparently that's what Danny said, tooEek

 

[Midostouch]

Dear Father Christmas

The one thing I would like, is a hug from my brother

Wilson

(Sorry - soppy and depressing - but true, I'm sure)

 

[riggi]

:sad:

 

[gibbs131]

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster

Please make Crottenham Hotspur a reality.

And since I have been extra specially good. Please force the world to trust ole Gibbsy.

Ole Gibbsy

 

[gibbs131]

Dear Santa,

Could you please stop the anonymous person who is sending me pictures of his cock and balls, he keeps telling me I "gotta trust him".

Regards

Giovani "One for the Road" Dos Santos

I bet his are smooth as eggs. Smooth as eggs.


(Inside joke from another forum talking about Prince (the artists) coin purse.)

 

[Viva la Tottenham]

Dear Santa

Could you please give me Edin Dzeko?

Rafael

ray:

 

[Hrvatska Heroes]

Dear Santa,

Can you please stop offering me a job as an Elf. I'm signed with Spurs for the next 6 years.

Luka Modric



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:clap::rofl:

 

[rez9000]

Dear Santa,

Champions League next season. That is all.

Love,

Every single soul connected with Spurs.

 

[rebrab]

Dear Father Christmas
can I please have another expression other than surprised/dopey
From Vedran Corluka

Dear Father Christmas
A proper RB to play against... these ones are too easy
From Gareth Bale

Dear Father Christmas
New eyebrows?
From Aaron Lennon

Dear Father Christmas
Something to replace these wellies
From Pav

Dear Father Christmas
Miracle Grow?
From Luka Modric

Dear Father Christmas
An opportunity to become a star?
From Harry Kane

Dear Father Christmas
4 pairs of mittens for my tentacles
From Gomes

 

[jimtheyid]

Dear Jimmy Father Saville Christmas

Please can you fix it for me to give each and every fan who gave me an ironic cheer in the Liverpool game a massive slap in the face and a kick in the testicles.

Yours sincerely

Wilson Palacios

Done!

 

[jimtheyid]

Dear Father Christmas,

Can you please let my players realise that I am a considerably at football than them... Even at my age.

Yours

Glenn

 

[hugefanfromwayback]

Dear Santa,

Can you stop the rest of the guys calling me 'Pigeonchest'.... David Bentley keeps on making cooing noises in the dressing room.

Yours,

Peter Crouch

 

[ShelfSide18]

Dear Santa

Can you issue public restraining orders to Howard Webb and Mark Clattenberg for WHL and surrounding area?

'Arry

 

[Mr-T]

Father Xmas,

Please can I have a bevvy of tight, young African boys for buggeration purposes.

Merci,
Uncle Arsene

 

[3Dnata]

Dear Santa
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,

Yours
Joe Jordan.

 

[dimiSpur]

Dear Santa

Could I please be given another boyhood club to join, as my first 2 I fucked up at.

Thanks
Robbie

 

[Kyras]

Dear Santa

What would you like for Christmas?

Yours, Gareth Bale