Does anyone have a song for Toby?

[mano-obe]

Super, super Tobe
Super, Super Tobe
Super, super Tobe
Super, fuck it I dunno how to pronounce his surname

Knowing Spurs fans it will be ultimately shite like the Bale and Modric chant

 

[DiamondLites]

Oh Toby, Toby
He's better than John Terry
got him for a knock down fee,
Oh Toby, Toby

 

[Antilokhos]

To Rancid's Ruby Soho

Destination top of the league
Toby Toby Alderwiereld

Yes, the first line sucks, but the second one would be perfect. Just need an appropriate destination that fits in better.

 

[EastLondonYid]

He is fucking awesome....

 

[onthetwo]

"Singing we've got Toby at the back......you can stick (whoever) up your arse.....etc"
Anything involving pronunciation of his surname is basically a non-starter.

 

[FITZ]

Your names hard to sing
Your names hard to singgggg
Toby Alderwiereld
Your names hard to sing!

 

[aliyid]

Could you fit something to Ruby (Kaiser Chiefs)?

Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby....
Al-derrrr-weiiiii-reld

Or 'Monster' (coming over the hill)
What's that holding up the defence it's Alderweireld, Alderweirelllllllld

Or the song I normally hate "you're fuc*ing s*it"
Al-der-wei-relllllld......Al-der-wei-relllllld.....
Toby Toby Toby Toby Al-der-wei-relllllld.....

 

[nailsy]

Daisy Daisy.....

Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle made for two.

Toby, Toby.....

Toby, Toby you hate the Arsenal too,
Wenger's crazy and probably smells like poo,
Wilshire's a shit Robbie Savage,
And Ozils a total cabbage,
But you look sweet,
With another clean sheet,
In the Tottenham white and blue.

 

[spursgirls]

Daisy Daisy.....

Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle made for two.

Toby, Toby.....

Toby, Toby you hate the Arsenal too,
Wenger's crazy and probably smells like poo,
Wilshire's a shit Robbie Savage,
And Ozils a total cabbage,
But you look sweet,
With another clean sheet,
In the Tottenham white and blue.

Personally I don't like songs that mention players from other teams. Big up our players and forget the rest.
(And I really wish we'd drop the Sol Campbell song. I hate to keep hearing his name. Why on earth do we give him the time of day?)

 

[nailsy]

Personally I don't like songs that mention players from other teams. Big up our players and forget the rest.
(And I really wish we'd drop the Sol Campbell song. I hate to keep hearing his name. Why on earth do we give him the time of day?)

I agree. They are quite funny the first few times, but soon become dated. Do we still sing about Campbell? I haven't been to the ground this season, but I haven't heard that one coming through the TV.

 

[Lemon]

You are beautiful
In every tackle you make
Strikers can't bring you down

Work in progress.

 

[Lemon]

Toby never holds you back
Toby's got 20 attackers in his pocket
Toby's hunting, snuffing out the danger
Toby's fucking awesome

 

[Gbspurs]

Your names hard to sing
Your names hard to singgggg
Toby Alderwiereld
Your names hard to sing!

I'd change it to his rather than your, but still top bantz m8.

 

[EastLondonYid]

WE'VE GOT TOBY
SUPER TOBY
I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HE'S POCHETTINOS MAN
HE'S BETTER THAN JAAP STAM
WE'VE GOT SUPER TOBY

 

[hutchiniho]

Definitely the Ya-ya tune suggestion. Most user friendly and it looks great when everyone goes bouncing crazy on the key change.
Toby
Toby Toby
Toby Toby
Toby Alderwiereld

 

[Gbspurs]

Definitely the Ya-ya tune suggestion. Most user friendly and it looks great when everyone goes bouncing crazy on the key change.
Toby
Toby Toby
Toby Toby
Toby Alderwiereld

I agree I think this is easily the best but my concern is that give our fan base struggled to agree on a pronunciation of Jol, I dread to think what variations of Alderweireld we would hear.

 

[shelfmonkey]

To the toon of Bananarama's NA NA HEY Hey Kiss Him Goodbye.

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY TOBY
ALDERWIERELD


I do believe that wins it

 

[Ionman34]

Now this is a story all about how,
The Tottenham back four got flipped and turned around,
Vertonghen was complaining and Poch said, 'Well..
...let me call up a good friend of yours called Alderweireld?'

In some place in Belgium he was born and raised,
On a football pitch is where he spent most of his days,
Chillin' out maxin' and relaxing all cool,
Laughing at the stories about Liverpool,

When a south-coast 'galactico' offered a deal,
Making him an offer with some real appeal,
An Argentine mastermind would soon start to tell,
That Southampton wasn't good enough for Alderweireld.

We Levy'd Koeman's cronies with a hell of a pitch,
Once again Southampton were our little bitch,
In came the Belgian with the difficult name,
And Tottenham's back-four went to another plane.

Hair like a European clubber from space,
Suddenly his team were in the title race,
He fitted right in and the team excelled,
The prince of the Lane, Toby Alderweireld.

Brilliant.

Are you a graduate of the A&C song adaptation school?

 

[CosmicHotspur]

Toby Wan Kenobi! The Force is with him!

 

[agrdavidsfan]

How about?

Toby,toby,toby tooooooooooby ALDEERRRRWEEEEIRELD