Does anyone have a song for Toby?

[SpursDave88]

To "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" by Frankie Valli

"I love you Toby
And if it's quite alright
We'll take you Toby
To play in blue and white
I love you Toby
Trust in me when I say"

Have the optional "Na na, na na, na na na na na" buildup beforehand

Simple, will make him feel loved, think we used it with Gomes back in the day as well!

This

 

[Dov67]

whatever we sing it had better be better than Bale Bale Bale Bale song. I'm convinced that's why he left

 

[MattPhilpott]

This

Could even take it further...

"You're just too good to be true,
Playing in Spurs white and blue,
Your hair's like heaven to touch,
Oh how we love you so much.

At long last Toby's arrived,
And I thank god I'm alive,
You're just too good to be true,
Alderweireld, we love you!"

...

NA NA, NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA

and so on...

Alternatively, keep it simple...