Fernando Llorente

[Lilbaz]

Oh great. If we've got Llorente's replacement lined, I can't wait to see what stroke of genius THAT will be.

If you read the thread you might know who it's meant to be

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

No. Cause then Dortmund don't have a PEA replacement. Cause Giroud only wants London

No because giroud doesn't want to leave london.

But Giroud wants to stay in London.

Apparently Giroud's wife doesn't fancy going to Dortmund - she wants to stay in London and is holding up that deal

Giroud doesn't want Dortmund though, he wants London

Eeeeever so slightly confused, hopefully somebody who knows Giroud can enlighten me, but does he really want to leave London?

 

[heelspurs]

Oh great. If we've got Llorente's back up sorted, I can't wait to see what stroke of genius THAT will be.

Didn't Soton get a striker? Seems Shane Long is finally free if that fits your tastes.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

If we sign a striker I will personally walk naked through Tesco's, with a stick of celery stuck up my bum, exposing myself to old ladies and wearing nothing but a batman mask.

Again.

 

[scat1620]

If we sign a striker I will personally walk naked through Tesco's, with a stick of celery stuck up my bum, exposing myself to old ladies and wearing nothing but a batman mask.

Again.

We'd better, we're going to be left playing Sissoko up front at this rate:

Albeit surprised there hasn't been more of a fuss kicked up about Levy allowing this one to happen than Llorente, to be honest.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

If we sign a striker I will personally walk naked through Tesco's, with a stick of celery stuck up my bum, exposing myself to old ladies and wearing nothing but a batman mask.

Again.

I should mention that other supermarkets are available.

Its just that the court order from Tesco's has expired and you get a better class of pensioner there too. The ones in Asda smell of piss.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I should mention that other supermarkets are available.

Its just that the court order from Tesco's has expired and you get a better class of pensioner there too. The ones in Asda smell of piss.

Yes, SC'er who works at another supermarket and PM'd me to complain but wants to remain anonymous

I could also do it in Sainsbury's

Fucks sakes.

 

[Basil Brush]

I was so for his signing but it just hasn't really worked out.

Hopefully we can get double what we paid for him, from Chelscum

 

[Armstrong_11]

Chelsea? Seriously? Can we make the deal... then pull the plug at the last minute???

Then bats won't go on loan and get much needed first team football... and arse won't get their man... and PEA has to stay. so we are screwing over 3 teams...

 

[nedley]

Whilst it's likely that Llorente could play out a bit part role providing both Son and Kane remain injury free, it would be madness selling Llorente when we are still fighting on 3 fronts and with how vital top 4 is.

Even if he only has 1 or 2 other Madrid type games.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

If we sign a striker I will personally walk naked through Tesco's, with a stick of celery stuck up my bum, exposing myself to old ladies and wearing nothing but a batman mask.

Again.

Do you have to? Please leave the batman mask.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Too many moving factors at the moment.

Really wouldn't surprise me if everyone on this particular merry-go-round ended up staying where they currently are.

Giroud and Bats seem intent to stay in London/get first team football respectively so won't move if they don't want to.

I hope we don't let Llorente go without a replacement.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I hope we don't let Llorente go without a replacement.

If the stories are true and Fenerbache are cancelling Jannsen's loan and sending him back to us this month then we're in clover

 

[philll]

Im sorry he disappointed me saturday.

If selling decisions are being based on Saturday's performances we'll be lucky to field 11 players against United...

 

[Univarn]

If we sign a striker I will personally walk naked through Tesco's, with a stick of celery stuck up my bum, exposing myself to old ladies and wearing nothing but a batman mask.

Again.

If we don't sign a striker you should set that as a donation goal

 

[tiger666]

Chelsea (Conte) don't really want Giroud, not after they got a taste of sweet Llorente.

Doesn't really matter does it. One way or another, Arsenal are getting Aubameyang.

 

[Deleted member 25918]

Doesn't really matter does it. One way or another, Arsenal are getting Aubameyang.

Are they? Maybe it’s their turn to have a Frasier Campbell moment? Sell a great striker and end up with a crappy last minute replacement. Couldn’t wish it on a nicer club. COYS!

 

[talbot64]

Doesn't really matter does it. One way or another, Arsenal are getting Aubameyang.

Still convincing myself that Aubameyang was the under the radar signing for the first 11. Would have been perfect

 

[stevenurse]

The meltdown that would occur if arsenal don't sign Aubameyang now would be worth giving Chelsea Llorente for free.

Added to that the absolute abuse Giroud would get. My word. If that were to occur and we signed a striker I'd die a happy man

 

[nailsy]

If we sign a striker I will personally walk naked through Tesco's, with a stick of celery stuck up my bum, exposing myself to old ladies and wearing nothing but a batman mask.

Again.

You're getting naked in Tesco's? They do say "Every little helps" so you should be fine.