FIVE Bold Predictions for the 17/18 season.

Streetspur77

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1. GKN will make a big impact
2. Winks and walker-peters England call-ups
3. We will win FA cup
4. Lamela will never play for Spurs again
5. This will be dembele as last season as starting cm
 

Tottenham_God

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Winks will start for England next summer.

Winks will win young player of the year.

Winks will date someone from Little Mix and shit on her chest at her request. We won't know the latter part until her autobiography in 8 years time.

When someone says 'how much do you think Winks is worth now', someone else will say 'well mate, gotta be between £70m and £90m innit.

Winks will get 7 GCSE's.
Bomber will wank over Winks?
 

yankspurs

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1. GKN and Edwards both make huge impacts in the team and both get at least 1 start in Champions League.
2. Trippier and Winks become first choice at their positions for England.
3. We have multiple 20 goal scorers in league play.
4. Eriksen gets PL player of the year
5. Lamela plays a large role in the team again and scores a rabona on De Gea.

BONUS: We finally win a trophy.

League predictions
1. Klopp and Conte do not last the season.
2. Mourinho gets at least 4 touch line bans
3. Mourinho claims league and referee conspiracy against United.
4. Wenger signs new 3 year deal. AFTV goes so mental, it gets banned from YouTube.
5. West Ham will be docked points this season and it will cause them to be relegated

BONUS: Abromovich's assets, including Chelsea, get seized in Robert Mueller's investigation into Russia hacking and Trump collusion. Chelsea get kicked out of the league due to the scandal.
 
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1. Dele or someone Dele winds up will see five red cards this season.
2. GKN will score or assist on 7 to 10 goals.
3. Dele or Son will lead the team in scoring in all comps. Harry will not play in a Domestic cup until a QF at least.
4. Eriksen will attract interest from Barca and a crazy bid will be made after Paulinho breaks Messi's leg in training.
5. We will spend at least two weeks at the top of the table.
non spurs
1. This will be a great Champions League year for England and all five will make the knock out with three quarter finalists.
2. Wenger, Klopp or Conte will be gone by November and one of the remaining two will be sacked after the holiday period.
3. Mourinho will be committed to a mental asylum at some point during the holiday period because of the tight schedule(especially if United make the League Cup quarters)
4. West Ham will be relegated because they are just bad.
5. City will nip us to the title but we will beat them twice because their defense is still shit.
 

talkshowhost86

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1. We will be outside the top 4 come November.
2. We will finish in the top 4.
3. We'll get to the semi-finals of the Champions League.
4. Trippier will replace Walker as England's right back.
5. Lamela won't play another game for Spurs.
Hmmmmm.....

Well number 1 looks quite possible already, as does number 5.

Number 3 is pretty much nailed on.

Number 4 looking slightly more iffy....
 

hughy

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1. We will win our first league game of the season.
2. We will lose our second league game of the season.
3. We will draw our third league game of the season.
4. We will win our fourth league game of the season.
5. We will draw our fifth league game of the season.

Obviously I forgot to post this in August and it's sat in my drafts for a month or so but it's all legit.
 
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Winks will start for England next summer.

Winks will win young player of the year.

Winks will date someone from Little Mix and shit on her chest at her request. We won't know the latter part until her autobiography in 8 years time.

When someone says 'how much do you think Winks is worth now', someone else will say 'well mate, gotta be between £70m and £90m innit.

Winks will get 7 GCSE's.
Today was the beginning of all my points to come to fruition. Go on the Winksy.
 

THFCjosh

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1. Have a slow start the season gaining 8 points from the opening 5 games, then go on a stupid 10 game winning run
2. Another title challenge but ultimately 'bottle it' after closing the gap from 15 points to 3 points
3. Make it out of the 'Group of Death' in CL which includes the likes of Barca and Munich only to lose to Maccabi Tel Aviv in the last 16
4. Win FA cup
5. Chelsea finish 6th, United 5th, Everton 4th, Liverpool 3rd, Spurs 2nd, City 1st, Wenger gets sacked before xmas after being knocked out of EL and being 10th in PL
All I'm saying is.... 1 (the first part anyway, still time for the second bit) and 3 were solid predictions. Thus far anyway. Who wants this weeks lottery numbers??
 
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1. Harry Winks makes his full England debut.
2. Harry Kane beats Clive Allen's record of 49 goals in a season.
3. We get Real Madrid in the champions league and beat them at Wembley.
4. We finally win a trophy (alright it's the Checkatrade Trophy but at least it's silverware (y)).
5. The Premier League introduces a new rule awarding 4 points for an away win. Levy successfully argues that all our games are away and we win the league by 14 points.
*cough* Number 3 *cough*
 

TottenhamLegend

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3. We will WIN a European away game that I go to :eek::eek: (I'm currently at 0 wins, 1 draw, 8 losses for European away days).
Well this one hasn't happened yet, but it certainly felt like it had walking out of the Bernabeu last night! As not winning games goes, it was up there.
Can we kindly ask you not to attend anymore European away games? :cautious:;)
I'm not going to Dortmund this time, you'll be pleased to know.
So obviously we went and won in Dortmund :ROFLMAO:

The bad news is I expect to go to the Last 16 away game. Sorry all.
 
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