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I really, really hate Arsenal.

TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
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'My old man sad be a Tottenham fan etc including the four star word.
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What do you think of Tottenham ... Shit /. What do you think of Tottenham ? Shit said the faithful.

Nice for the kids.
 

DiscoD1882

SC Supporter
Mar 27, 2006
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Szegeddcerny or whatever his name is trumps Wiltshire for pure unadulterated censor-evaisioness. See him in the video being a massive dick too but yes. Wiltshire is made for them. He has all the correct gooner characteristics.
 

spurs mental

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Mar 10, 2007
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When we win the FA Cup I can guarantee you that, because all of our players have more class in their balls than ****bag Wilshere, we will not be singing songs about the fucking woolwich because we and our players are not morons. We will be worrying about celebrating winning that trophy again and going facking mental!!

If I saw Wilshere in the street I'd shit on his shoes. I'd live with the arrest and public indecency the offence
 

Danfunkel

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Jan 31, 2013
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I love that they care enough about us these days. Shows we must annoy the fuck out of them. It's cute.
 

muppetman

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Jul 29, 2011
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If I'd taken my 6 year old to see Spurs celebrate a cup win and heard Kane spouting similar I'd be a bit miffed to be honest.


However, I might possibly once have sung the "My old man said be an Arsenal fan..." song after a beverage or two when I was much younger.


I actually detest Chelsea so much more than Arsenal.
 

VegasII

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May 14, 2008
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Bentaleb>wilshere
Ginger pele>wilshere
Silef gudjorson>wilshere
Blame jenas>wilshere
timothee atouba>wilshere
David pleat>wilshere
Spurs king>wilshere
Pav>wilshere
Rodrigo defendi>wilshere
Andy booth>wilshere
Doris the tea lady>wilshere
2points from 8 games>Wilshere
Peter Cook>wilshere
 

PontusEngblom

Not really called Pontus
Jan 17, 2014
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http://www.justarsenal.com/lloris-transfer-is-great-news-for-arsenal/41705?

This popped up on Newsnow and gave me a giggle. In his first paragraph, the author warns his fellow Arsenal fans how complicated the following three are. In the aforementioned three paragraphs, he states that us selling Lloris to United would mean United wouldn't challenge Arsenal for other 'keeper targets. Complicated shit...

At least Arsenal fans recognise that their fellow supporters are intellectually challenged.
 

eddiev14

SC Supporter
Jan 18, 2005
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It's pretty funny how much he cares about us. Even funnier that his team only got 1 point from our two games with them this season! (y)
 

EnfieldYiddo

Silence
Aug 6, 2012
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Is it weird that I love it? When so many players are mercenaries in modern professional sports, I genuinely enjoy seeing players take part in rivalries. I enjoy hating that little fucker for moments like this, just as much as I enjoy watching Chadli score in the Emirates and gesture towards the Arse supporters:

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Give me this kind of thing any day opposed to seeing players in the tunnel prematch for big derbies laughing it up and shaking hands with the opposition. Fuck that, get into it.
Do you?

He's just doing it to stay relevant to the fan base because he knows he is crocked and hasn't fulfilled half of his hype.

Cheap ploy from a chavvy little wanker.
 

mark87

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Nov 29, 2004
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And what's even more sad is that I will get texts from gooners saying how funny Wilshire is etc etc
 

TheHoddleWaddle

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Dec 13, 2013
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At this moment in time, I cannot decide who takes the chav crown in the football world. I used to think it would be hard to top J Terry. But Jack thickshire is an exceptional contender to the title.

For the fact it does nothing but portray Arsenal and himself as being somewhat classless, I applaud his effort. A superb ambassador.......
 

DaSpurs

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Jan 20, 2013
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Do you?

He's just doing it to stay relevant to the fan base because he knows he is crocked and hasn't fulfilled half of his hype.

Cheap ploy from a chavvy little wanker.

Yeah, while everything you say here is likely true, that's irrelevant from the fact that I enjoy seeing players get involved in rivalries. He certainly took it overboard in this instance, but nonetheless I do enjoy seeing a bit of passion from either side. Things like Chadli's gesture and Walcott's gesture last year I think are perfectly acceptable banter.
 

dude573

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Aug 31, 2012
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Its that strange Arsenal paradox where they constantly talk of how beneath them and small we're and then go singing about our club when they win a trophy...
 

Syn_13

Fly On, Little Wing
Jul 17, 2008
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Do you?

He's just doing it to stay relevant to the fan base because he knows he is crocked and hasn't fulfilled half of his hype.

Cheap ploy from a chavvy little wanker.

I think there's a time and place for it really.

On the pitch there's nothing wrong with showing your colours. As @DaSpurs said you just don't want to see opposing players being friendly before the game and laughing, shaking hands, hugging etc., even if they're old mates. I don't even mind the Chadli/Walcott moments where you try and wind your opposing fans up. It's part of the game, part of the act, and it at least shows that the players get why it's so big to the fans. It's all part of being in the thick of it, heat of the moment stuff. The exception is the Adebayor stunt. There's no real rivalry there, he was just being a dick.

However, I do think that when it's off the pitch there really is no need. It's pointless and you should be celebrating your success rather than try to rub it in. I agree with you that he's clearly trying to score points and it's a bit of a cheap ploy. It just comes across as lacking any sort of class or humility.
 

MattPhilpott

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May 30, 2013
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-Wilshere's indecent chanting
-Theo's "2-0" gesture
-Szcezny's post-match c*n* selfies
-Szcezny's post-match shower cigs
-Szcezny's rather short sleeves
-Szcezny's very existence...
-Ozil's cocky-ass tweets
-Podolski's outspoken dislike for Spurs

All things that make me loathe the Woolwich scum. There seems to be a misconception that this Arsenal team can go on to replicate and reach the height of "The Invincibles"

At least the Invincibles, despite my dislike for our rivals, had some no-doubt, quality players. The likes of Henry, Bergkamp, Pires, Viera, I could put aside the rivalry momentarily for the sake of appreciation for the game, and for football...

The Arsenal of now however, is full of arrogant, snarly kids, feeding off of the success of their predecessors and shining a real class-less light upon their club. They claim to be "too good for us" as If we mean nothing to them, yet feel the need to bring us up every chance they get..nice to see they care though, it's adorable...
 

StartingPrice

Chief Sardonicus Hyperlip
Feb 13, 2004
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Jerk Vileshire - LoL

As others have said, for a club who is so irrelevant to them (ArseAnal FC, real rivals, Manchester United - LoL), they sure do obsess about us.

The funny thing is, yeah Jerk, you hate us, we know - we return it with a passion (or most of us do), but if he was really disrespecting anyone it was his own fans who had kids there, the ones who didn't want them hearing that.

Anyway, I had a Goon retard fan stalker online. It was so funny. He invented multiple identities just to follow me around with the always in our shadow sh*t. But I always guessed straight away because no matter what ID he had (or several at the same time, on occasion) he always gave himself away by calling me the same slightly unusual thing - and was too thick to realise that was why I always guessed it was him. And he kept on posting a pic of a woman with her pubic hair woven into payot (Jewish side-burn locks) and then blaming me when his latest ID got banned on the basis that it was impossible to conceive of anyone else being offended by it so it must have been me that reported it. What made it more ludicrous was that every time he posted I said I knew, they had a much better record than us ever since we nearly went up the swanny in the early nineties, there was no getting away from it, fair play.

So having totally stolen his thunder what did I do for him to be so obsessed? I asked him a question. He popped up on a page dealing with a Spurs story giving it the big 'un (always in shadow, blah blah blah, St Totteringham's Day blah blah blah), and I asked him how many European trophies the Goons had won. He bluffed and blustered, went back to always in shadow, etc., got angry, demanded to know why I was asking, tried to be evasive - anything but just answer. And then when I explained it to him exactly why I had asked him, he couldn't handle it. The pathetic little bully. He honestly thought banter was shouting about St Totteringham's Day and always being in their shadow and all Spurs fans would just huddle in a corner weeping and trembling. Didn't like getting some back - and that, I think, sums up a lot of their pathetic, Glory Hunting, 1 nil most boring football in the World for 99% of their existence and then when they finally get around to playing some good stuff act like they invented the game, Chirly slaying, match fixing, FA bribing, criminal players, nomad club.

And that is why I always think we should treat the Europa league seriously. Winning it would be better to me than winning the FA Cup - they can always say they have more of them, and dismiss it. But another European trophy more than they have? Love that - not in their poxy, petty fecking shadow with that, are we? How be can a club be when it has such a feeble European trophy haul? Gooner scum. LoL
 
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