- Dec 13, 2005
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Jerk Vileshire - LoL
As others have said, for a club who is so irrelevant to them (ArseAnal FC, real rivals, Manchester United - LoL), they sure do obsess about us.
The funny thing is, yeah Jerk, you hate us, we know - we return it with a passion (or most of us do), but if he was really disrespecting anyone it was his own fans who had kids there, the ones who didn't want them hearing that.
Anyway, I had a Goon retard fan stalker online. It was so funny. He invented multiple identities just to follow me around with the always in our shadow sh*t. But I always guessed straight away because no matter what ID he had (or several at the same time, on occasion) he always gave himself away by calling me the same slightly unusual thing - and was too thick to realise that was why I always guessed it was him. And he kept on posting a pic of a woman with her pubic hair woven into payot (Jewish side-burn locks) and then blaming me when his latest ID got banned on the basis that it was impossible to conceive of anyone else being offended by it so it must have been me that reported it. What made it more ludicrous was that every time he posted I said I knew, they had a much better record than us ever since we nearly went up the swanny in the early nineties, there was no getting away from it, fair play.
So having totally stolen his thunder what did I do for him to be so obsessed? I asked him a question. He popped up on a page dealing with a Spurs story giving it the big 'un (always in shadow, blah blah blah, St Totteringham's Day blah blah blah), and I asked him how many European trophies the Goons had won. He bluffed and blustered, went back to always in shadow, etc., got angry, demanded to know why I was asking, tried to be evasive - anything but just answer. And then when I explained it to him exactly why I had asked him, he couldn't handle it. The pathetic little bully. He honestly thought banter was shouting about St Totteringham's Day and always being in their shadow and all Spurs fans would just huddle in a corner weeping and trembling. Didn't like getting some back - and that, I think, sums up a lot of their pathetic, Glory Hunting, 1 nil most boring football in the World for 99% of their existence and then when they finally get around to playing some good stuff act like they invented the game, Chirly slaying, match fixing, FA bribing, criminal players, nomad club.
And that is why I always think we should treat the Europa league seriously. Winning it would be better to me than winning the FA Cup - they can always say they have more of them, and dismiss it. But another European trophy more than they have? Love that - not in their poxy, petty fecking shadow with that, are we? How be can a club be when it has such a feeble European trophy haul? Gooner scum. LoL
Or the double decades of failure in the UCL