Inverted Wingers, Inverted Nipples

[tony_parkes]

They just aren't as good as the real thing are they?

One is supposed stick out on the left, the other is supposed to stick out on the right.

A new striker / baby can not feed correctly off an inverted winger / nipple.

It's a fact.

You know those bumps around the areola? That's braille for "suck me".

Breast is best.

AVB should know this.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Drunk?

 

[OmarsComing]

Drunk?

He's from Liverpool.

 

[jamesc0le]

post of the year. so true. you need to reach a mature level of breast to understand though.

 

[jamesc0le]

dont think even romelu could feed off the bellends we got on our extremities

 

[Pedro]

I agree. I've never seen an inverted nipple in real life though, only pics. They kind of look like an bum hole, might be fuckable if you have a tiny penis, but otherwise go for a proper one.

I'm sure soldado would prefer proper wingers as well as proper nipples.

 

[HotspurFC1950]

I glad the OP made a clean breast of it.

Absolutely correct.

AVB was probably brought up on the bottle.

 

[Flashspur]

Mods please remove if this is an issue

 

[Flashspur]

the more upfront the merrier

 

[Flashspur]

i'm more of a 4-3-3 man myself

 

[ohtottenham!]

I remember the days of Crouchie and Pav when we played with two tits up front.

 

[HotspurFC1950]

I feel a bit of tit actually.

Sorry about that guys n gals.

 

[tony_parkes]

He's from Liverpool.

I now live there, I am not originally from Liverpool. Very important point.

 

[JollyHappy]

As long as the rear is kept tight and secure then the area up top normally blossoms in due course.

 

[Kingstheman]

What if the striker is actually a bit of a cock?

 

[DiscoD1882]

Hang on a minute.... @tony_parkes I've seen this somewhere else...Hmm

 

[THFCSPURS19]

 

[Kingstheman]

I thought you were meant to pass to Soldado!