Let's All Laugh At... Let’s all laugh at Phil Jones thread

[Insomnia]

Poor Phil Jones, multi millionaire football with, and I’m completely guessing here, has a drop dead gorgeous wife at home lovingly looking after their kids,his penance? He looks one ugly Beaker from the muppets dick whenever he plays. I’m one handsome motherfucker and I’d swap

 

[kmk]

 

[nailsy]

Only 27. Still time for that glorious League 2 career.

I keep thinking he's in his mid-thirties.

Should blame the PE teacher who decided to play him in the footy team instead of rugby.

To be fair that teacher probably saved his life. He can't play a game of football without getting injured, imagine what would happen to him on a rugby pitch.

 

[kmk]

 

[UncleBuck]

Only 27. Still time for that glorious League 2 career.

Now 29. 707 games since he last played. £75k a week.
Makes Bogarde look like a half decent signing!