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Hakkz

Svensk hetsporre
Jul 6, 2012
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I bet even his mother doesn't love him.

"Phil Jones has reportedly turned down the chance to have a testimonial at Manchester United because he assumes no one will turn up.

The 27-year-old has been at Old Trafford since signing from Blackburn in 2011 and put pen to paper on a new four-year contract in February this year. Unless he is sold before then, the defender will hit his 10-year anniversary as a United player in June 2021, allowing him the opportunity for a testimonial match.

However, Jones has turned down the opportunity, with the Athletic reporting that he said: ‘Apart from my mum and dad, who else would turn up?’."

I think she does! Maybe.
 

Kingellesar

This is the way
May 2, 2005
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One year he guided my FM Spurs team to a quad....he was ridiculously good at the CDM role.

Where did it all go wrong:unsure:
 

rez9000

Any point?
Feb 8, 2007
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Poor tragic Phil; whenever I see or hear anything about him I end up with tears in my eyes.

OK, they're tears of laughter, but still...
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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Bit of a shame though as he was quite promising when he broke through with Blackburn Rovers.
 

ClintEastwould

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Jul 3, 2012
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Poor old Phil Jones. He's the fall guy time and time again...



This guy is the human equivalent of Eugene from Hey Arnold

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