Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[Metalhead]

As much as I hate Chelsea I wish Roman would stand his ground and let Costa rot. Even if he doesn't wanna return to the club, simply don't let him sign for another club until his contract runs out. He's a nasty little shit on and off the pitch, poison to the game.

Totally can't stand the guy and this is no way to get a move but if it's true that conte sacked him by text (and costa claims to have the text on his phone still) then that's pretty lame. That said, what costa is doing is definitely pathetic.

 

[sebo_sek]

At this rate I'm expecting Avram Grant to arrive by October.

Champions League final then...

 

[michaelden]

Costa can't even play for Atletico until January, even if Chelsea were to sell him.
May as well make the most of a few months in the Brazilian sunshine!

it's winter there at the moment

 

[WalkerboyUK]

it's winter there at the moment

Yet it's going to be 27/28 degrees this weekend...

 

[gilzeantheking]

No wonder poor old Costa feels disrespected.........................

 

[Hakkz]

it's winter there at the moment

Still better than London

 

[glacierSpurs]

Conte envies Tottenham's firm foundations

Oh, I thought we have no ambitions in his eyes...

 

[rossdapep]

it's winter there at the moment

It's in north Brazil. Winter doesn't exist up there.

 

[mano-obe]

No wonder poor old Costa feels disrespected.........................

Looks to be the tip of the iceberg

 

[jonathanhotspur]

Apart from another divorce for Abramovich being on the horizon, why is it that they are trying to be a bit more prudent in their spending these days? Why is it that they are still so short of bodies this late in the transfer window?

 

[robbiedee]

Apart from another divorce for Abramovich being on the horizon, why is it that they are trying to be a bit more prudent in their spending these days? Why is it that they are still so short of bodies this late in the transfer window?

...they haven't got the lure of playing with John Terry anymore...

 

[WalkerboyUK]

Apart from another divorce for Abramovich being on the horizon, why is it that they are trying to be a bit more prudent in their spending these days? Why is it that they are still so short of bodies this late in the transfer window?

Possibly because Conte believes he can actually coach the players he has, unlike Pep & Jose who need to buy in order to paper over the cracks in their own abilities.

 

[jonathanhotspur]

Possibly because Conte believes he can actually coach the players he has, unlike Pep & Jose who need to buy in order to paper over the cracks in their own abilities.

I'm not sure about that. Conte has been a bit ratty about their transfer dealings.

 

[WalkerboyUK]

I'm not sure about that. Conte has been a bit ratty about their transfer dealings.

True.... Maybe Roman has taken a look at the list of players out on loan and realised they aren't making back the money.

 

[beats1]

Apart from another divorce for Abramovich being on the horizon, why is it that they are trying to be a bit more prudent in their spending these days? Why is it that they are still so short of bodies this late in the transfer window?

The stadium build has been said to require funding as well

 

[teok]

Thomas Tuchel trending on twitter.

 

[spursfan77]

Thomas Tuchel trending on twitter.

Wonder where the rumour originated from?

 

[glacierSpurs]

Thomas Tuchel trending on twitter.

Less one dickhead manager out of the league will be all welcoming for me...

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

Less one dickhead manager out of the league will be all welcoming for me...

We might see the back of Conte, but it probably won't take Tuchel (or whoever else gets the gig) to become a dickhead, if he isn't already one. As I've said before, it only takes a year or two at Stamford Bridge to turn someone into a fully-fledged prick.

 

[Dougal]

Thomas Tuchel trending on twitter.

That could be because of Chelsea but it could just as easily be because he has said something outrageously offensive.

Again, making him perfect for Chelsea.