Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[cruise 99]

haha chelsea gonna have a mare of a day. too bad . it should have been 3 up for city.

It is lol. And hopefully a lot more gonna go in as well

 

[CantSmileWithoutYou]

I've just put a call into the Police.

I've reported Man City for bullying...

 

[riggi]

Traditional Chelsea revolt against the manager.

 

[Wheeler Dealer]

Sarri is a goner after this.. Interim in until end of season

 

[jimmy-jojo]

Sarri is a goner after this.. Interim in until end of season

Guus Hiddink's eyes just lit up.

 

[bomberH]

 

[TTID2002]

Serious question, who was the last coach to go to Chelsea and actually raise their profile or at least cement it? Seems a horrible club culture for any manager.

 

[Flynn]

Amazing they still find anyone to go there. Of course the money helps.

 

[kr1978]

-Chelsea’s heaviest ever Premier League defeat
-worst defeat since 1991
-Have lost their last 3 away games 12-0 on aggregate

Lovely stuff

 

[nailsy]

Serious question, who was the last coach to go to Chelsea and actually raise their profile or at least cement it? Seems a horrible club culture for any manager.

Conte

 

[Ionman34]

My stream has died...

Did the Russians nuke the etihad?

 

[Dougal]

Traditional Chelsea revolt against the manager.

Can they not have one when they play us in the cups?

 

[wrd]

I still fail to see even a hint of Sarriball. I think they need to replace 6 players for Sarri to play the football they want,

Alonso
Luiz
Willian (which they've done)
Kovacic
Hazard (leaving anyway)
Kante (WTF)

They'd have back their manager big time to get the type of football he wants including selling the best dm in the world, which is mental to me. They'd raise a lot of money though. Plus they can sell 10 out of the 496 players they have on Loan but it's going to take some mega business to get the team he wants. Is he going to get 3/4 more transfer windows?

 

[nailsy]

I still fail to see even a hint of Sarriball. I think they need to replace 6 players for Sarri to play the football they want,

Alonso
Luiz
Willian (which they've done)
Kovacic
Hazard (leaving anyway)
Kante (WTF)

They'd have back their manager big time to get the type of football he wants including selling the best dm in the world, which is mental to me. They'd raise a lot of money though. Plus they can sell 10 out of the 496 players they have on Loan but it's going to take some mega business to get the team he wants. Is he going to get 3/4 more transfer windows?

He'll be lucky to get 3/4 weeks at this rate.

 

[riggi]

Can they not have one when they play us in the cups?

New manager will be in by the time we play them.

 

[wrd]

He'll be lucky to get 3/4 weeks at this rate.

There's only so many managers in the world, their team is slowly getting worse year on year despite still winning trophies, I feel like if they continue down this road they'll fall off a cliff at some point.

 

[rossdapep]

In years gone by Chelsea have been able to switch coach and seen players' performances elevate them to titles. That isnt the case any longer. Their squad has decreased in quality, their rivals have strengthened significantly and they no longer have a core to rely on through the tough times. Which means that anyone coming in from now on will need time to implement change and make them serious challengers again. The best thing would be for them to trust a coach and ditch the bad eggs.

Problem is Abramovich doesn't give time. Unlucky!

 

[fluffybunnyuk]

haha any chance chelski say come back mourinho, all is forgiven...you can buy a new bus.

 

[THX2208]

I'd be amazed if Sarri isn't sacked after that today. They were absolutely humiliated and it was brilliant to see it.
COYS

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Depending on who they bring in (and I'm stumped to think of who they could and expect results right now) I'm fancying there might be a bit of an exodus from Stamford Bridge in the summer, entirely with the blessing of the owner, and a huge pot handed to the new man to rebuild.

Best hope Roman is in a spending mood.