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hughy

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aliyid said:
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And they had the easiest group.
 
spursfan77

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hughy said:
And they had the easiest group.
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Exactly. When the groups were drawn I had my Liverpool supporting mates coming out with "you happy with the draw?" Etc attempting to take the piss. I said of course, looking forward to some big games.

THFC played 2 win 2
Scousers played 2 drawn 2

They've piped down for the moment.
 
Lilbaz

Lilbaz

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spursfan77 said:
Exactly. When the groups were drawn I had my Liverpool supporting mates coming out with "you happy with the draw?" Etc attempting to take the piss. I said of course, looking forward to some big games.

THFC played 2 win 2
Scousers played 2 drawn 2

They've piped down for the moment.
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People thought i was lying when i said i was happy with the draw. But you go into the cl wanting to play the big teams.
 
Marty

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Lilbaz said:
People thought i was lying when i said i was happy with the draw. But you go into the cl wanting to play the big teams.
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When it came to our pot in the group I wanted the Juve/Barca group. Totally agree that we go into the tournament to play the big boys.
 
Insomnia

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They should still qualify out of that group & we have 2 very tricky ties against the Champs so it's a bit early to be taking the piss, however, it's taking the piss out of those ****'s so I love it, Thicky Quimm on Talkshite this morning even has them topping their group, but he is a fat twat who's brain seems to be in storage since his playing days (likes to laugh at his own jokes a bit too much ,what's that all about?)
 
spursfan77

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Insomnia said:
They should still qualify out of that group & we have 2 very tricky ties against the Champs so it's a bit early to be taking the piss, however, it's taking the piss out of those ****'s so I love it, Thicky Quimm on Talkshite this morning even has them topping their group, but he is a fat twat who's brain seems to be in storage since his playing days (likes to laugh at his own jokes a bit too much ,what's that all about?)
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Im not taking the piss with my mates at all as I can foresee whats going to possibly happen. Unlike Liverpool fans who just seem to fall into the same trap season after season.
 
rossdapep

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Insomnia said:
They should still qualify out of that group & we have 2 very tricky ties against the Champs so it's a bit early to be taking the piss, however, it's taking the piss out of those ****'s so I love it, Thicky Quimm on Talkshite this morning even has them topping their group, but he is a fat twat who's brain seems to be in storage since his playing days (likes to laugh at his own jokes a bit too much ,what's that all about?)
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The CL highlights show last night was interesting to watch and you really get the impression the Liverpool pundits are completely blind to any weaknesses. When asked if he thought Liverpool would qualify Gerrard said that he was confident that they would and that it was just luck that they didn't beat Spartak. Like someone already said, how many times does it simply come down to luck for them to see that it's actually a mixture of poor finishing, bad defending and losses of concentration that hold them back - it's got nothing to do with luck. If it was one game in 15 or so, then yes, luck comes into it, but it happens to them all to often and the 4-0 thrashing are probably less common then they would like you to believe. They are one bad result away from not finishing top of their group, which could lead to a face off with Real Madrid, Barca, PSG, Juve etc - or worse struggling to qualify at all.

With them it's always excuses, yet they are too blind to see that throwing around excuses is what will prevent them from achieving anything because the weaknesses will always be down to luck rather than their own faults.

I personally feel that they lack a 20-30 goal season striker and that in Mane, Salah, Firmino you have a very fluid and blistering attack who lack the predatory consistency like we (Kane), City (Aguero, Jesus), Chelsea (Morata) and United (Lukaku) do. That's why you see them win convincingly one game then struggle to capitalise on a game where they produce 30 shots at goal.

It's why they won't finish top 4 :)
 
Wheeler Dealer

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rossdapep said:
The CL highlights show last night was interesting to watch and you really get the impression the Liverpool pundits are completely blind to any weaknesses. When asked if he thought Liverpool would qualify Gerrard said that he was confident that they would and that it was just luck that they didn't beat Spartak. Like someone already said, how many times does it simply come down to luck for them to see that it's actually a mixture of poor finishing, bad defending and losses of concentration that hold them back - it's got nothing to do with luck. If it was one game in 15 or so, then yes, luck comes into it, but it happens to them all to often and the 4-0 thrashing are probably less common then they would like you to believe. They are one bad result away from not finishing top of their group, which could lead to a face off with Real Madrid, Barca, PSG, Juve etc - or worse struggling to qualify at all.

With them it's always excuses, yet they are too blind to see that throwing around excuses is what will prevent them from achieving anything because the weaknesses will always be down to luck rather than their own faults.

I personally feel that they lack a 20-30 goal season striker and that in Mane, Salah, Firmino you have a very fluid and blistering attack who lack the predatory consistency like we (Kane), City (Aguero, Jesus), Chelsea (Morata) and United (Lukaku) do. That's why you see them win convincingly one game then struggle to capitalise on a game where they produce 30 shots at goal.

It's why they won't finish top 4 :)
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I'm in Liverpool now and they all think that they will have won the league by Christmas!!
 
Armstrong_11

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Liverpool are really lucky to be in a group in which they can drop points and still be favourites to top the group.

Sometimes getting an easy group, u might not be mentally prepared to push yourself to win the game, knowing u still have chances in other games.

But with that said... I hope they continue to drop points. Lol.
 
rossdapep

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spursfan77 said:
Ancelotti sacked. Bayern in for Klopp.

Be hilarious to see the reaction from Liverpool fans.
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Don't know why but I can't see Klopp going there what with the Dortmund ties. As Liverpool haven't achieved anything as of yet, I can't imagine him wanting to jump ship until he had done. I guess it may depend on how serious Bayern are about getting him.

Tuchel and Nagelsmann the other names touted.
 
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I found this old clip of a Polish mime showing a step by step of how to do a Klopp face.
Watch from 1:05 to 1:24.
And remember, practise makes perfect. Good luck(y)

 
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