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piedpiper

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You could have told him that Liverpool beat us at Anfield in February last year but after that we won 12 out of the 13 remaining games.

Losing only to West Ham. 36 points out of a possible 39

I often read our fans insights on deluded Liverpool supporters and i was struck that they no different here in SA. Its almost as if they have the same dna.
 

Armstrong_11

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'O Zio

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My son and his best friend share a birthday and we had a joint party. The other kid is a Liverpool supporter and its his only flaw.

So whilst our game was on and we were down 1-0 the kids dad with another family of Liverpool supporters says.. Spurs remind me so much of Arsenal....I ask why? The Liverpool supporting Dad says, Spurs start strongly and just fizzle out from February onwards.. We just dont have staying power...
I then pointed out our performances in the last 3 seasons and how we accumulated more points in the second half of the season.

It got me thinking how opposing fans formulate weird assumptions of other teams. He was actually describing his own team and didnt know it. I was kind enough not show him the irony of his statement.

Just goes to show that 99% of football fans (including our own) don't have a clue what the fuck they're talking about!
 

Ausp

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BREAKING NEWS: In a last ditch effort to save their season, Liverpool
has dug up their pitch to plant potatoes. That way they'll have something
to lift in May.

Makes sense.

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DanielCHillier

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Klopp is trying the blame the loss to West Brom on BT Sport, by saying that they told the referee to make the added time in the first half 4 minutes instead of 10 :confused:.
“What I heard was that the actual extra time in the first half should have been 10 minutes. It was only four minutes. I heard that television said it’s not longer than four minutes."

“That is the situation, what can I say? Of course that’s not possible, you can’t cut match time because there is something else to broadcast. I don’t know what was afterwards, maybe the news or something."
 

Dougal

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Jun 4, 2004
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Klopp is trying the blame the loss to West Brom on BT Sport, by saying that they told the referee to make the added time in the first half 4 minutes instead of 10 :confused:.
“What I heard was that the actual extra time in the first half should have been 10 minutes. It was only four minutes. I heard that television said it’s not longer than four minutes."

“That is the situation, what can I say? Of course that’s not possible, you can’t cut match time because there is something else to broadcast. I don’t know what was afterwards, maybe the news or something."
The thing that usually follows a Liverpool game is an interview with some fucking nut job.
 

Dougal

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Jim White just attempted to ask if Sturridge could prove Klopp wrong.

‘Can Sturridge poov clock long’

Get off the radio you dick.
 

spursfan77

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Klopp is trying the blame the loss to West Brom on BT Sport, by saying that they told the referee to make the added time in the first half 4 minutes instead of 10 :confused:.
“What I heard was that the actual extra time in the first half should have been 10 minutes. It was only four minutes. I heard that television said it’s not longer than four minutes."

“That is the situation, what can I say? Of course that’s not possible, you can’t cut match time because there is something else to broadcast. I don’t know what was afterwards, maybe the news or something."

What a load of shit. There is no way that is true.

He usually blames a home defeat on the wind though doesn't he. Prat.
 
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