Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[LexingtonSpurs]

Lets re-cap*:
Van Dijk
£75M
5 matches
3 starts
1 win




*I actually like the signing, and think he will help them in the long run, but never miss a chance to poke fun at scousers....

 

[riggi]

Why do footballers generally dress like fuckwits? State of these clowns.

Everyone does.

 

['O Zio]

Why do footballers generally dress like fuckwits? State of these clowns.

The ultra-skinny jeans + massively oversized top has to be one of the most ridiculous fashion trends of all time. Seems to be popular with the yoof these days. Don't understand how some of these things even get started. I'm just old and boring I suppose.

 

[sebo_sek]

The ultra-skinny jeans + massively oversized top has to be one of the most ridiculous fashion trends of all time. Seems to be popular with the yoof these days. Don't understand how some of these things even get started. I'm just old and boring I suppose.

It's called being normal

 

[HobbitSpur]

Klopp is trying the blame the loss to West Brom on BT Sport, by saying that they told the referee to make the added time in the first half 4 minutes instead of 10 .
“What I heard was that the actual extra time in the first half should have been 10 minutes. It was only four minutes. I heard that television said it’s not longer than four minutes."

“That is the situation, what can I say? Of course that’s not possible, you can’t cut match time because there is something else to broadcast. I don’t know what was afterwards, maybe the news or something."

Bet he would not have said that if they played 10 instead of 4 minutes at the end of the Man City game. They would probably have dropped all 3 points.

Desperation from the "emperors new clothes" of PL Managers

 

[UncleBuck]

You couldn't make it up, the Mayor of Liverpool, who felt it was acceptable to contact the police in relation to suspected 'fraud' relating to the Barkley transfer to Chelsea has now been questioned by police in regard to an ongoing fraud investigation within the council....

 

[Shadydan]

You couldn't make it up, the Mayor of Liverpool who felt it was acceptable to contact the police in relation to suspected 'fraud' relating to the Barkley transfer to Chelsea has now been questioned by police in regard to an ongoing fraud investigation within the council....

Real recognise real I guess

 

[Insomnia]

Real recognise real I guess

 

[kr1978]

https://mobile.twitter.com/paddypower/status/958829356620578817

 

[robbiedee]

Just saw this on the Sky Sports website...Phil 'Thommo' Thompsons combined 11...

Henderson???

 

[E17yid]

Just saw this on the Sky Sports website...Phil 'Thommo' Thompsons combined 11...

Henderson???

I know he’s not been at his best this season but I’d have Alli over Firmino every day of the week. I’ll let him off putting VVD ahead of Tobi as he’s been injured but Tobi is superior.

Robertson over Davies is not something I’d go along with either.

 

[aliyid]

Just saw this on the Sky Sports website...Phil 'Thommo' Thompsons combined 11...

Henderson???

He can't even get into a Liverpool combined 11 at the moment

 

[robbiedee]

He can't even get into a Liverpool combined 11 at the moment

I know but reading Thommo's justification he says this..."In holding midfield is Jordan Henderson, who has just come back and made a huge impact. He made a big difference against Huddersfield and just edges out Mousa Dembele, who had a great game against Manchester United."

So...huge impact against Huddersfield is better than a great game against Man Utd...

 

[kr1978]

Robertson over Rose or Davies

 

[DJS]

Just saw this on the Sky Sports website...Phil 'Thommo' Thompsons combined 11...

Henderson???

Yeah I just read that and came into this thread to see if anyone else had picked up on it!

Fucking Henderson seriously!

And he put Van Dijk in over Sanchez or Alderweireld? (I'm presuming he's going with players who are available otherwise). Sanchez is still better than Van Dijk though.

 

[Marty]

Just saw this on the Sky Sports website...Phil 'Thommo' Thompsons combined 11...

Henderson???

Determined to make it a 6+5 team regardless of who he has to crowbar in.

When you look at the team sheets, and especially if you try to form a combined XI, we should be a better side and win most of our games against them. But we are always shit at Anfield.

 

[spursfan77]

Carragher would have the headless chicken Henderson in the England team ahead of dier too.

 

[Armstrong_11]

To most of us here...

The combine team with be 10 of our players + Salah...

But... To have a true combine team... U do need to put their captain, and their big signing, and also a player that is finding some form lately in Robertson. So... Fair enough.

 

[Shadydan]

Hate these combined teams things, they are so shit.

 

[cider spurs]

THOMMO!!!!!!...C"mon, enough now. Give Jimbo his bottle of Scotch back.