Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Ausp]

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No word of a lie, he might the dumbest person in terms of football knowledge I've ever met. And he's really smart in literally every other aspect of his life.

Being a scouser means being brain dead when it comes to football. There are exceptions ofc.

 

[Ionman34]

Being a scouser means being brain dead when it comes to football. There are exceptions ofc.

A corpse?

 

[nailsy]

BREAKING: Liverpool have held preliminary talks with Roma to sign goalkeeper Alisson ahead of the summer transfer window.
The Italian club value him at £62m (€70m).
[SkySports]

That's bad news for next season if they get him. They're finally addressing their weaknesses.

It could also have an effect on them this season though. Karius is starting to improve after gaining the starting spot, but this could knock his confidence again.

 

[Ghost Hardware]

That's bad news for next season if they get him. They're finally addressing their weaknesses.

It could also have an effect on them this season though. Karius is starting to improve after gaining the starting spot, but this could knock his confidence again.

Alisson is quality, even if tactically pool are defensively weak having him between the sticks would be a huge boost. Let's hope it's bollocks

 

[spursfan77]

Alisson is quality, even if tactically pool are defensively weak having him between the sticks would be a huge boost. Let's hope it's bollocks

I read something yesterday that they were now thinking of giving Karius a good go as number one. Let’s hope so.

 

[robbiedee]

Coutinho's Barcelona home burgled

Poor fella...I bet for a second there he thought he was still in Liverpool

 

[cider spurs]

Coutinho's Barcelona home burgled

Poor fella...I bet for a second there he thought he was still in Liverpool

You could be right. Lovren has been stealing a living there a while now.

 

['O Zio]

Coutinho's Barcelona home burgled

Poor fella...I bet for a second there he thought he was still in Liverpool

Goes out for dinner with his family.....returns in the early hours of the morning? What the hell kind of family dinner was this? Happy meals all round and then hit a few clubs?

 

[nightgoat]

Goes out for dinner with his family.....returns in the early hours of the morning? What the hell kind of family dinner was this? Happy meals all round and then hit a few clubs?

They generally eat/go out a lot later in Spain than we do here.

 

['O Zio]

They generally eat/go out a lot later in Spain than we do here.

I understand that and have experienced it myself in Barcelona, but surely with little kids on a school night it's not normal to be out until the early hours of the morning? My experience was that people generally went out for dinner at 9ish at the earliest so I would assume that would be when the people with young kids would go so they'd be back in bed before midnight at least, on a school night and everything especially.

 

[tiger666]

I understand that and have experienced it myself in Barcelona, but surely with little kids on a school night it's not normal to be out until the early hours of the morning? My experience was that people generally went out for dinner at 9ish at the earliest so I would assume that would be when the people with young kids would go so they'd be back in bed before midnight at least, on a school night and everything especially.

Maybe the kids aren't at school?

 

[Nine while nine]

Maybe the kids aren't at school?

They must be of school age.

As Toela would surely point out, no-one who has secured a place at any of Liverpool's renowned nursery education facilities would ever leave the city merely to join Barcelona.

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[tiger666]

They must be of school age.

As Toela would surely point out, no-one who has secured a place at any of Liverpool's renowned nursery education facilities would ever leave the city merely to join Barcelona.

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I meant half term or whatever.

 

[Pellshek]

I see that Alisson's full name is Alisson Becker, and that he has a brother called Muriel. So, the Becker boys: Alisson and Muriel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alisson_Becker

 

[E17yid]

I understand that and have experienced it myself in Barcelona, but surely with little kids on a school night it's not normal to be out until the early hours of the morning? My experience was that people generally went out for dinner at 9ish at the earliest so I would assume that would be when the people with young kids would go so they'd be back in bed before midnight at least, on a school night and everything especially.

I think it’s closer to 11pm. I don’t think it’s uncommon for kids to eat that late either but I’m sure there’s more knowledgable people on here who could confirm or not.

 

[Monkey boy]

I think it’s closer to 11pm. I don’t think it’s uncommon for kids to eat that late either but I’m sure there’s more knowledgable people on here who could confirm or not.

Who gives a fuck?

 

[E17yid]

Who gives a fuck?

You’ve got me there.

No one would be my guess.

 

[Col_M]

Who gives a fuck?

I do.

Education is a serious issue

 

['O Zio]

Who gives a fuck?

You’ve got me there.

No one would be my guess.

Nobody I assume. My original post was, I thought, fairly obviously in jest

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I do.

Education is a serious issue

So is eating dinner.