Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[GMI]

What's he said like?

He said “yes, it was a dive and this is not something I want to see”. Something like that.

 

[riggi]

No one talking about stevie g?

 

[michaelden]

Not sure what that look is meant to be about. Does it assume Stevie doesn't like HRH or is it that he wants to knock on out now?

 

[Cravenspurs]

In for Fekir.

Ouch if it happens. The type of signings we should make.

 

[Wellspurs]

No one talking about stevie g?

It's suddenly dawned on him that he is now the leader of a political movement?

 

['O Zio]

No one talking about stevie g?

I wonder if Rangers know he went to Catholic school?

 

[riggi]

I wonder if Rangers know he went to Catholic school?

They're a modern club. Why would they care?

 

[Insomnia]

They're a modern club. Why would they care?

They’re followed by Neanderthals though

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Lots of reports saying they are getting Fekir for 60 odd mil, I really, really hope this doesn't happen, he is an incredible talent and will make thier attack unstoppable. He is exactly the sort of player we should be after. Not that would spend that much on anyone. But hey ho.

 

[riggi]

They’re followed by Neanderthals though

I was being ironic ?

 

['O Zio]

They're a modern club. Why would they care?

 

[riggi]

That's just friendly banter.

 

['O Zio]

That's just friendly banter.

Nothing like a bit of good old fashioned sectarian bantz

 

[riggi]

Nothing like a bit of good old fashioned sectarian bantz

Both sides can take a joke so it's all good.

 

[Oh Teddy Teddy]

In for Fekir.

Ouch if it happens. The type of signings we should make.

Everyone said the same about Lemar last season and he’s scored 3 goals this season.

Big shame Arsenal didn’t spunk £90m on him.

 

[danielneeds]

Lots of reports saying they are getting Fekir for 60 odd mil, I really, really hope this doesn't happen, he is an incredible talent and will make thier attack unstoppable. He is exactly the sort of player we should be after. Not that would spend that much on anyone. But hey ho.

Fekir with Keita would give them a real shot of quality. Two very dynamic players.

Now if they get a top class goalkeeper, they could really give City a run for their oodles of money next year.

 

[Cravenspurs]

Everyone said the same about Lemar last season and he’s scored 3 goals this season.

Big shame Arsenal didn’t spunk £90m on him.

True, but I personally don't think Lemar and Fekir are fair comparisons. Same could be said for Keita Balde I guess too? The truth is Fekir has been dynamic for years and when healthy he is a dangerous player to have in your side. He is similar to a James Rodriquez IMO whereas Lemar is more of a traditional winger.

 

[Cravenspurs]

Fekir with Keita would give them a real shot of quality. Two very dynamic players.

Now if they get a top class goalkeeper, they could really give City a run for their oodles of money next year.

City Attack

Aguero
Jesus
Sane
Sterling
Bernardo
Silva
KDB
Ilkay
Foden

Rumors
Pulisic
Bailey
Kluivert

Liverpool

Firmino
Solanke
Salah
Mane
Lallana
Oxlade
Milner
Georginio
Can
Henderson

Rumors/ Incomings
Dembele (Barca)
Fekir
Keita

I know rumors are just that and IMO there is no chance Dembele leaves Barca, but I want to see these type of names in our transfer rumors section.

Bailey looks a real stud and will add pace and I don't see them not getting him as they have all the money in the world. Pulisic would bring in that offsetting ad revenue and might not start, but will make some noise. Kluivert is for the future.

Fekir and Keita are high quality players that will add much needed depth to the attack. Keita will be a Can replacement if he does end up going; Can that is.

Again, the teams ahead of us are not going to be slowing down and with two charismatic coaches like Pep and Klopp, Poch, the stoic leader he is, has his work cut out for him. These young, exciting attacking types want to score goals and play attractive football and if they have watched the way we play, they might turn a blind eye.

In terms of attractive play in the PL it goes. 1. City 2. Pool. 3. Spurs or Chelsea 4. Spurs or Chelsea 5. Man U. The other factor in recruitment is pay and we are 5th in that department so we are fighting for our lives so to speak.

 

[RichieS]

City Attack

Aguero
Jesus
Sane
Sterling
Bernardo
Silva
KDB
Ilkay
Foden

Rumors
Pulisic
Bailey
Kluivert

Liverpool

Firmino
Solanke
Salah
Mane
Lallana
Oxlade
Milner
Georginio
Can
Henderson

Rumors
Dembele (Barca)
Fekir
Keita

I know rumors are just that and IMO there is no chance Dembele leaves Barca, but I want to see these type of names in our transfer rumors section.

Bailey looks a real stud and will add pace and I don't see them not getting him as they have all the money in the world. Pulisic would bring in that offsetting ad revenue and might not start, but will make some noise. Kluivert is for the future.

Fekir and Keita are high quality players that will add much needed depth to the attack. Keita will be a Can replacement if he does end up going.

Again, the teams ahead of us are not going to be slowing down and with two charismatic coaches like Pep and Klopp, Poch, the stoic leader he is, has his work cut out for him. These young, exciting attacking types want to score goals and play attractive football and if they have watched the way we play, they might turn a blind eye.

In terms of attractive play in the PL it goes. 1. City 2. Pool. 3. Spurs or Chelsea 4. Spurs or Chelsea 5. Man U. The other factor in recruitment is pay and we are 5th in that department so we are fighting for our lives so to speak.

The Keita deal is done.

 

[Cravenspurs]

The Keita deal is done.

Agreed. will edit to reflect rumors/incomings.