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LondonOllie

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Lots of ‘pot-kettle-black’ complaints about diving and cheating by PSG. Bin Dippers are squeaky clean as we know. Spurs even got an honourable mention!

Scouse #1

“They must be the scummiest team ever. I don't think I've seen a worse performance, they were diving virtually every time they got touched, a complete emabarrassment to the sport.”


Scouse #2


“To be fair, they're up against some stiff competition in Man Utd and Tottenham. But yes, they're a bunch of shithouses too.”
 

Dundalk_Spur

The only Spur in the village
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Just saw a headline "Liverpool need to beat Napoli by two goals to escape the group of death".

Oh so now they because they were beaten by a part time plumbers team and can't win away they are suddenly in the group of death.

We must be in the group of instant annihilation then.
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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"Five Times"

Liverpool consecutive away ties in the Champions League ...

AS Roma L
Real Madrid L
Napoli L
Red Star B L
PSG L
 

rossdapep

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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

shots on target
8 - 1
shots off target
3 - 2


'terrified'

No mention of the fact that for the majority of those games Tuchel was at Mainz and Klopp at the far superior Dortmund. Another example of facts needing context. It's the same stick used to beat Pochettino with the old "what has he won?" schtick.
 

robbiedee

Mama said knock you out
Jul 6, 2012
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Not sure we're laughing at Liverpool enough. I popped over to rawk to lap up some of the outrage...I'm a bit disappointed to be honest

I did find this though:

Fuck me Spurs players throw themselves to the floor at every opportunity.

I really don't know what game he was watching o_O
 

spurs mental

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Not sure we're laughing at Liverpool enough. I popped over to rawk to lap up some of the outrage...I'm a bit disappointed to be honest

I did find this though:



I really don't know what game he was watching o_O

It was an old Sky Sports show from when they were actually finishing ahead of us.
 

mark87

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TheChosenOne

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Not sure we're laughing at Liverpool enough. I popped over to rawk to lap up some of the outrage...I'm a bit disappointed to be honest

I did find this though:

"Fuck me Spurs players throw themselves to the floor at every opportunity"

I really don't know what game he was watching o_O

 

TheChosenOne

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Great clip.

It doesn't in any way excuse the antics of any of the PSG players but nice to point out the hypocrisy.

Yeah I reckon Neymar did the best ever impersonation of a spacehopper last night.

He bounced so many times it was surreal.
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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Turned the channel and saw highlights of bournmouth beating Liverpool 4-3 almost 2 years ago to the day

Only players that played that would now be considered in their strongest team is firmino and mane

In comparison we haven't improved from that point.

We were so far ahead of them man for man

So annoying

I guess the 3pts difference is worth the £300million they’ve spent
 

spursfan77

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Klopp struggles with any criticism and if the media didn’t love Liverpool so much I think we would see a few more explosive interviews like we get with Mourinho. Why they don’t give him a prod more to produce reactions for headlines is strange. Maybe if Liverpool start losing some games we will see it and see the guy unravelling.

Here he is getting tetchy about his midfield. In fairness I agree with him but it shows how easy it is to get a rise out of him.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/footbal...istles-criticism-liverpool-midfielders-ahead/
 
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