Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Cornpattbuck]

Not sure if it’s just me but Klopp is making himself look a right twat with the whole Burnley aggressive thing. And the latest thing today re the ‘aggressive means being ready to hurt yourself, not the opposition’ is crap. There was only one bad tackle that they’ve shown, the one by Mee was excellent. Then he defends Sturrridge for diving - ‘sometimes players jump out the way when they think they will get tackled’ - a) then he should’ve told the ref there was no contact, b) even if sometimes that is the case, it certainly wasn’t during this incident and c) he dived.

Not the only Liverpool player to dive either. When asked about this in the press conference, Klopp said Dyche only said this to try and change the subject to distract from the loss, before Klopp quickly went back to the aggressive talk, thus changing the subject....

It’s almost like the journalists are too scared to get a proper rise out of him sometimes. There’s chance after chance of getting him to talk about his hypocrisy but they tend to lay off when he shows a bit of anger.

I constantly presume the guy has a cellar full of bodies somewhere. Very odd character. Maybe the journalists see the truth in his eyes and don't want to be next on the list...

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Got sent off for strangling one of our youngsters in an u23 game last year, guy can fuck off.

Is this for real? Would that not be assult if true.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Is this for real? Would that not be assult if true.

Yep, the guys a ****!

 

[slartibartfast]

I constantly presume the guy has a cellar full of bodies somewhere. Very odd character. Maybe the journalists see the truth in his eyes and don't want to be next on the list...

We always wondered about Klopp and his collection of tiny shoes


As for Lallana, what a total fkin out of control twat. Thinks he's Johnny big bollocks.

 

[SugarRay]

What fucks me off, is I keep hearing how 'all football fans love Jurgen Klopp'.
No they fucking don't, Liverpool fans do, and the media do...but I think he's really starting to become disliked outside that.

Of all my pals, no single neutral likes him one bit. He isn’t likeable in the slightest and is actually a weird, bordering sinister, little cry baby.

 

[Ghost Hardware]

Yep, the guys a ****!

Wtf. Also, he looks awful, overweight and that’s hair.

 

[nailsy]

Apparently this is Liverpool's best ever start to a season and they've been champions 18 times. I'm not trying to big them up though, just point out how difficult it is for anyone to win the title these days. What chance do we have when City and Liverpool are spending hundreds of millions and having record seasons? Probably the wrong thread for this but it pisses me off.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Apparently this is Liverpool's best ever start to a season and they've been champions 18 times. I'm not trying to big them up though, just point out how difficult it is for anyone to win the title these days. What chance do we have when City and Liverpool are spending hundreds of millions and having record seasons? Probably the wrong thread for this but it pisses me off.

Isn't it our best ever start as well? It shows the disparity between the top 3 or 4 and the rest - I don't recall the clubs outside the top 4 ever being so collectively crap.

 

[newbie]

Is this for real? Would that not be assult if true.

It was dumb and he shouldn’t have got away with it, I think they banned him for a couple of under 23 games, but not EPL he should have got a lengthy ban.

 

[spursfan77]

Not sure if it’s just me but Klopp is making himself look a right twat with the whole Burnley aggressive thing. And the latest thing today re the ‘aggressive means being ready to hurt yourself, not the opposition’ is crap. There was only one bad tackle that they’ve shown, the one by Mee was excellent. Then he defends Sturrridge for diving - ‘sometimes players jump out the way when they think they will get tackled’ - a) then he should’ve told the ref there was no contact, b) even if sometimes that is the case, it certainly wasn’t during this incident and c) he dived.

Not the only Liverpool player to dive either. When asked about this in the press conference, Klopp said Dyche only said this to try and change the subject to distract from the loss, before Klopp quickly went back to the aggressive talk, thus changing the subject....

It’s almost like the journalists are too scared to get a proper rise out of him sometimes. There’s chance after chance of getting him to talk about his hypocrisy but they tend to lay off when he shows a bit of anger.

He’s a prick and only doing it to try and reference referees. The FA should be all over him.

 

[nailsy]

Isn't it our best ever start as well? It shows the disparity between the top 3 or 4 and the rest - I don't recall the clubs outside the top 4 ever being so collectively crap.

I think it was before the last game and that's with playing extra games away from home because of the stadium build (none of our games are home games, but you know what I mean). I can see us beating our best ever points total, but I don't think we've got a chance of winning the league.

 

[Marty]

I think it was before the last game and that's with playing extra games away from home because of the stadium build (none of our games are home games, but you know what I mean). I can see us beating our best ever points total, but I don't think we've got a chance of winning the league.

Keep up our current points per game average and we end the season on 85. Problem is it's looking like two sides will be between 95 and 100.

This season and this league has gone completely mental.

 

[L-man]

 

[Dillspur]

It'll be so fun when they bottle this

 

[spurs mental]

It'll be so fun when they bottle this

A minute to go here and Liverpool are 1 point closer to the title.

Oh and Van Dijk slips! And Rondon is through! Round Allison. Goal for Newcastle. Heartbreak for Liverpool.

 

[Flynn]

A minute to go here and Liverpool are 1 point closer to the title.

Oh and Van Dijk slips! And Rondon is through! Round Allison. Goal for Newcastle. Heartbreak for Liverpool.

As Salah rips his shirt off in disgust revealing a real madrid shirt underneath.

 

[Croftwoodspurs]

It's already started with my mates in Facebook showing the league table and how good it looks...please don't let them stay top and win the league.. Life would be miserable...

 

[dirtyh]

It's already started with my mates in Facebook showing the league table and how good it looks...please don't let them stay too and win the league.. Life would be miserable...

i'd gladly burn in a nuclear fire rather than see that day

 

[Haddock]

Winter is coming and Liverpool are top the league. Surely someone can make a Klopp/Night King meme?

 

[spurs mental]

It's already started with my mates in Facebook showing the league table and how good it looks...please don't let them stay top and win the league.. Life would be miserable...

Screenshot and use in May when they finished behind us again