Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[LSUY]

It's five minutes after your team have lost 2-0 away to West Ham, you're angry, you log on to RAWK and the match thread is locked. Do you:

(a) Shut down the computer, go down the pub and drown your sorrows?
(b) Phone up your mates and have a bloody good moan with them?

Or

(c) Find another Liverpool-related thread on RAWK to express your annoyance at the team?

Well, one poster did none of these. Instead he went for option (d). He looked at the table, realised how far off his team were from the top four, went onto the RAWK thread on Spurs in 'General Football' and typed:

"Spurs can fuxk off too"



Happy 2016, Lollers. May you never change.

RAWK, the gift that keeps on giving.

One of my favourites:

Have you actually watched spurs this season lloris has barely been better than mignolet.

 

[gilzeantheking]

Some halftime feedback from Klopettes...

 

[OneHotspur1988]

From the rawk match day thread

Just got back from the game a little while ago.

First of all I just want to say the atmosphere in general was really good and there was some good banter between both sets of fans, especially over Carroll. West Ham fans are a good bunch of people. It was nice to visit the ground before they move next season as there's a lot of history there.

 

[Wellspurs]

No missed that day at school.

Glad your here to correct my English, I am very lucky to have you, thank you.

Looks like you missed two days?

 

[ohtottenham!]

The deafening, spine-chilling sound of the approaching, roaring Jurgenaut as the top four cower with trepidation….
klippety, klippety klopp, kli…ppety kl..opp,

 

[newbie]

Looks like you missed two days?

Is life that bad your coming on a spurs forum to correct peoples English ? So we have established I am terrible at English you are not the first person to mention this. I can add up, run fast, have a great wife, a beautiful daughter, a job I love but I struggle with English, something's people are good at some things people are not makes us all unique.

So you can carry on being a bell end about something that does not come naturally to me at all. This is a Spurs forum not an English exam I don't see why we need to bring up which spelling of there / their I use.

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

From the Spurs thread on RAWK

... Spurs, on the other hand, have had a relatively fit squad with their key players available for most of their games. They deserve to be where they're at, but they're not 5 points ahead of us simply because their squad has better quality. If we can get the likes of Henderson and Sturridge fit for the majority of the remainder of the season I think we can finish above Spurs. In fact, my prediction is that we'll finish 3rd, just a few points behind 2nd place.

They really are deluded. There is loving your team and there is living in the land of make believe. It's like they don't actually see just how shite they are. -2 GD says it all IMO. Would have to take a big collapse from 3 teams above them for them to even get 4th.

 

[riggi]

From the rawk match day thread

Lol ye and hitter was just misunderstood....

 

[Marty]

From the Spurs thread on RAWK

... Spurs, on the other hand, have had a relatively fit squad with their key players available for most of their games. They deserve to be where they're at, but they're not 5 points ahead of us simply because their squad has better quality. If we can get the likes of Henderson and Sturridge fit for the majority of the remainder of the season I think we can finish above Spurs. In fact, my prediction is that we'll finish 3rd, just a few points behind 2nd place.

They really are deluded. There is loving your team and there is living in the land of make believe. It's like they don't actually see just how shite they are. -2 GD says it all IMO. Would have to take a big collapse from 3 teams above them for them to even get 4th.

The problem is that those two aren't fit and can't be relied on to be fit over a prolonged period of time. Sturridge in particular is just a bonus player for them a handful of games a year. The fans have to (but probably won't) realise this.

Their GD confirms that their points total isn't a lie. They deserve to be mid-table this season.

 

[Col_M]

This is a serious question. Who the f*** is that Lawro guy? Sees he gets mentioned in a lot of threads on this forum.

Are you foreign?

Mark Lawrenson, ex Liverpool defender. Partnered with Alan Hansen when Pool one many many trophies including the European Cup.

BBC football pundit who has a regular slot on their site where he predicts 1-0 to every home side unless it's Liverpool when he predicts 4-0

 

[Nine while nine]

So the guy who said this on RAWK on New Years Eve

"Get ready for the ride of your lives. West Ham next - 2nd Jan. 2016 will be so special for us."

Said this today...

"Always felt West Ham was going to be a very tough one, especially 2 days after Sunderland."



Some retain the faith, though. One poster said:

"In all honesty the title is still on.......we just need to believe ....and fuck the cup competitions off"

To which came the reply

"Well, on top of believing, we also need a functioning midfield and attack..."

 

[spursfan77]

Is life that bad your coming on a spurs forum to correct peoples English ? So we have established I am terrible at English you are not the first person to mention this. I can add up, run fast, have a great wife, a beautiful daughter, a job I love but I struggle with English, something's people are good at some things people are not makes us all unique.

So you can carry on being a bell end about something that does not come naturally to me at all. This is a Spurs forum not an English exam I don't see why we need to bring up which spelling of there / their I use.

Tell us more about this fast running?!?!

 

[spursfan77]

From the Spurs thread on RAWK

... Spurs, on the other hand, have had a relatively fit squad with their key players available for most of their games. They deserve to be where they're at, but they're not 5 points ahead of us simply because their squad has better quality. If we can get the likes of Henderson and Sturridge fit for the majority of the remainder of the season I think we can finish above Spurs. In fact, my prediction is that we'll finish 3rd, just a few points behind 2nd place.

They really are deluded. There is loving your team and there is living in the land of make believe. It's like they don't actually see just how shite they are. -2 GD says it all IMO. Would have to take a big collapse from 3 teams above them for them to even get 4th.

Some people on here get a bit crazy in the match thread but I think I can safely say there aren't any posters who are as delusional as the majority of posters that posted over from rawk. You'd think they can't all be like it on there but after spending 5 minutes on that website they truly are. It's madness.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Tell us more about this fast running?!?!

 

[kmk]

 

[ohtottenham!]

"In all honesty the title is still on.......we just need to believe ....and fuck the cup competitions off"

To which came the reply

"Well, on top of believing, we also need a functioning midfield and attack..."

....and a functioning view of reality.

 

[RichieS]

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Mandem needs to sort his tenses out.

 

[Riandor]

Mandem needs to sort his tenses out.

Well he should get a bit more time after he is banned from Twitter to spend learning...

 

[YidNick]

Mandem needs to sort his tenses out.

It's a 'thing' to reply to every lineker tweet with "Shat on [topic of linekers tweet]" even if the tense makes 0 sense.

 

[Mornstar]

It's a 'thing' to reply to every lineker tweet with "Shat on [topic of linekers tweet]" even if the tense makes 0 sense.

I'm sure all 5 year olds find it really funny