Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Hazardousman]

I hope their football club crashes and burns this season, I literally cannot stand them or their fans (especially the latter.)

When Carragher was speaking the other day he just came across as an arrogant prick tbh.

And just read this nonsense http://www.skysports.com/football/n...am-need-to-beat-chelsea-to-retain-title-hopes

The last three paragraphs of that article are utterly condescending and delusional.

Saying Harry can "go up against almost any striker in the league" what you mean last seasons top goal scorer? 2 seasons in a row with 20+ goals? He can go up against ALMOST any striker in this league? LOL.

We all know the table lies. last season Leicester won the league, Liverpool have been on a good run of form but if you look at our team and their team over numerous seasons then we all know which team you would bet on and it wouldn't be them.

They have been without European football, same with Chelsea, it's no wonder they are occupying the top two spots and we have seen today that when Liverpool have to play two games in a short space of time, they buckle.

They just drew with a side that Burnley utterly tonked, a Sunderland team that is essentially Villa in disguise, you can make all the excuses you want but a title contender wins that game.

Sooner they float back down to 8th place the better, I really can't stand them lol.

 

[TheChosenOne]

I hope their football club crashes and burns this season, I literally cannot stand them or their fans (especially the latter.)

When Carragher was speaking the other day he just came across as an arrogant prick tbh.

And just read this nonsense http://www.skysports.com/football/n...am-need-to-beat-chelsea-to-retain-title-hopes

The last three paragraphs of that article are utterly condescending and delusional.

Saying Harry can "go up against almost any striker in the league" what you mean last seasons top goal scorer? 2 seasons in a row with 20+ goals? He can go up against ALMOST any striker in this league? LOL.

We all know the table lies. last season Leicester won the league, Liverpool have been on a good run of form but if you look at our team and their team over numerous seasons then we all know which team you would bet on and it wouldn't be them.

They have been without European football, same with Chelsea, it's no wonder they are occupying the top two spots and we have seen today that when Liverpool have to play two games in a short space of time, they buckle.

They just drew with a side that Burnley utterly tonked, a Sunderland team that is essentially Villa in disguise, you can make all the excuses you want but a title contender wins that game.

Sooner they float back down to 8th place the better, I really can't stand them lol.

Unfortunately Carraghers got a set of false teeth in his gob and neither his brain or his jaws can keep up with them.

Looks like Champion the Wonder Horse but the shit comes outta the front end.

 

[Lufti]

I'm so tired of managers complaining of the matches over this period. Every team goes through it. If your team is effected by it, it's probably because you are bitching and moaning about it.

I know a lot of people reckon we tend to suffer from burnout at the end of our seasons, and that's possibly true, but I think our heavy fitness training at the start of the season means we counter that by performing particularly well over the Christmas period when the fixtures pile up and other teams get leggy.

Start of Dec - End of Jan 14/15 = 6 wins, 2 draws, 2 losses
Start of Dec - End of Jan 15/16 = 5 wins, 2 draws, 2 losses
Start of Dec - Current Date 16/17 = 5 wins, 0 draws, 1 loss

By all means it's not outstanding, but I think most other teams have more patchy form around this time of year

 

[Yid-ol]

Just seen this somewhere else -

Liverpool have taken 12/12 points vs Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton and Man City, then 2/12 vs Burnley, Bournemouth, West Ham and Sunderland.

 

[glacierSpurs]

Yep. He's been a bellend since he's arrived. Jumping up and down on the touch line like a tit. We are going to have to put up with Conte doing it too in 2 days time.

I just cannot stand these two.. Mourinho did that sometimes too.. They are basically doing that to drive frustrations into opposing players and fans to perform under more pressure.. Fucking hell, even wenger is more of a class act than them celebrating goals..

 

[barry]

I hope their football club crashes and burns this season, I literally cannot stand them or their fans (especially the latter.)

When Carragher was speaking the other day he just came across as an arrogant prick tbh.

And just read this nonsense http://www.skysports.com/football/n...am-need-to-beat-chelsea-to-retain-title-hopes

The last three paragraphs of that article are utterly condescending and delusional.

Saying Harry can "go up against almost any striker in the league" what you mean last seasons top goal scorer? 2 seasons in a row with 20+ goals? He can go up against ALMOST any striker in this league? LOL.

We all know the table lies. last season Leicester won the league, Liverpool have been on a good run of form but if you look at our team and their team over numerous seasons then we all know which team you would bet on and it wouldn't be them.

They have been without European football, same with Chelsea, it's no wonder they are occupying the top two spots and we have seen today that when Liverpool have to play two games in a short space of time, they buckle.

They just drew with a side that Burnley utterly tonked, a Sunderland team that is essentially Villa in disguise, you can make all the excuses you want but a title contender wins that game.

Sooner they float back down to 8th place the better, I really can't stand them lol.

To tell you the truth big man, I read the report and didn't find it disparaging. I thought it was fairly bland.
I think kane is the bollocks but I don't think he's the best striker in the league atm.

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

Jurgen is becoming a bit of a knob

He's always been a knob, we just got the compressed highlights when he was in Germany

 

[mightyspur]

Apparently Sturridge was injured against Sunderland, which is surprising considering he's usually never injured.... Combine that with Mane being out for a few games due to the ACN hopefully they'll slide down to 7th or 8th soon

 

[tiger666]

They'll just buy another striker. Probably throw 50m at Brom for Berahino.

 

[Kiedis]

I Kevin Keegan love it when Klopp forgets his banterrific "cool substitute teacher" persona and acts like dildo. For some reason. But his schtick gets him goodwill.
Other managers would probably get asked why they whine about the heavy schedule, then only rotates one player.

 

[E17yid]

He's just a bit odd isn't he. I know he's German and they're a bit weird in general but he takes it to the next level. He rambles on and gurns his tits off like he's just double dropped some Mitzi Turbo's.

I used to like him (from the little I saw of him) but can't stand him now. Don't know if it's Liverpool fault coz, ya know, it's Liverpool, or whether they were perfectly suited for each other as they're both massive bell ends.

 

[Topeka]

Wenger and Klopp both whingers of the highest degree want it all their own way!

 

[Col_M]

They'll just buy another striker. Probably throw 50m at Brom for Berahino.

Why on earth would they buy someone who doesn't play for Saints?!

 

[Croftwoodspurs]

Well, I spent an interesting night with two good mates who are Liverpool fans... One thought that James Milner was the best left back in the country... The other was ok to a point, until he said that they are going to get fitter this year.. Tried to explain that they will tire towards the end of the season as not use too it yet... Seems to thing we've found a chink in Chelsea armour... By using the wingbacks to push them back... Don't think Clyne or Milner have the stamina too do that all game...

 

[Ausp]

Well, I spent an interesting night with two good mates who are Liverpool fans... One thought that James Milner was the best left back in the country... The other was ok to a point, until he said that they are going to get fitter this year.. Tried to explain that they will tire towards the end of the season as not use too it yet... Seems to thing we've found a chink in Chelsea armour... By using the wingbacks to push them back... Don't think Clyne or Milner have the stamina too do that all game...

Everton and ManCity tried to use wingbacks against Chelsea and failed. The chink we found was not allowing Chelsea to play, just as we did ManCity this season.

 

[L-man]

Less than 90 minutes of first team football but Ben Woodburn is the next Aguero

Alex Warnakulasuriya@AlexWarna

Ben Woodburn's feet are electric. Hints of Sergio Aguero #bbcfacup

 

[Mouse!]

Less than 90 minutes of first team football but Ben Woodburn is the next Aguero

Alex Warnakulasuriya@AlexWarna

Ben Woodburn's feet are electric. Hints of Sergio Aguero #bbcfacup

In Argentina the fans grumble that if Sergio Aguero had a more exotic sounding name such as, say, Ben Woodburn, he'd be playing for the likes of Barcelona.

 

[Ausp]

Slippy G and Klopp...

 

[Gbspurs]

Just seen this somewhere else -

Liverpool have taken 12/12 points vs Arsenal, Chelsea, Everton and Man City, then 2/12 vs Burnley, Bournemouth, West Ham and Sunderland.

Did they throw Everton into that Stat over us for any reason other than the fact they dropped points against us and it ruins the rhetoric that Liverpool beat all the big sides?

 

[hughy]

I find it hilarious that Klopp moans about his squad being fatigued, but will now have to play a replay in Plymouth 3 days after playing at Old Trafford, all sandwiched between 2 games against Southampton.


I hope if they aren't already fatigued this run of fixtures fucks them royally.