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[dirtyh]

Erik ten Hag : I would have 75% win ratio at Manchester United but for injuries

The Dutchman has won 61 of his 100 games in charge of the club, who sit sixth in the Premier League, 11 points behind fourth-placed Aston Villa.

www.fotmob.com

I'd love to know where we'd be without injuries... i like to live in that fantasy land too.

prob the same as putin got in chechnya's elections, 137%.

 

[aliyid]

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lol wut

Best part is that it's for their U21's

Always makes me laugh when they share clips of him as it looks like they're one short for the game so somebody's dad has had to step in.

Saying that, he can still strike the ball cleanly (see clip below)

Tom Huddlestone scores in Man Utd U21 derby win over Man City!

Former Premier League midfielder Tom Huddlestone scored the decisive goal for Manchester United under-21s in their derby win over Manchester City.

www.skysports.com

 

[BorjeSpurs]

 

[Col_M]

Oh Sebastian Coe who landed the fantastic deal for the Gov…..oh, for West Ham.

 

[whitechina]

Oh Sebastian Coe who landed the fantastic deal for the Gov…..oh, for West Ham.

Whenever I see the name Seb Coe, I feel something creepy, shady and just underhand. How he keeps getting these positions just looks like corrupt/ old pals network or he has photos. Either way it's not good for the masses, just the entitled few.

 

[mstill13]

 

[DJS]

Erik ten Hag : I would have 75% win ratio at Manchester United but for injuries

The Dutchman has won 61 of his 100 games in charge of the club, who sit sixth in the Premier League, 11 points behind fourth-placed Aston Villa.

www.fotmob.com

I'd love to know where we'd be without injuries... i like to live in that fantasy land too.

The delusion is very real for him…

 

[Marty]

The plot thickens

 

[McFlash]

Always preferred Steve Ovett.

 

[Nine while nine]

The plot thickens

There are indeed some uncanny parallels


Pretty young thing

Princess Kate
Mason Mount

Not known for doing much, other than standing about and waving

Princess Kate
Mason Mount

'Suffers an injury' and disappears from view

Princess Kate
Mason Mount

Key to this mystery is a balding man

Erik Ten Hag
Prince William

Who represents one of the wealthiest institutions in this country

Erik Ten Hag
Prince William

And has a penchant for putting square pegs into round holes

Erik Ten Hag (or so I read in the football press)
Prince William (or so I read on Twitter)


Yes, indeed, quite uncanny...

 

[whitechina]

A report from a newspaper today.

Manchester United's board are reportedly all in agreement that they should target Michael Olise this summer.

I can't see how that works out well- a board choosing players! This needs to be football people making football decisions. Big ol Jim R will screw them up with any luck

 

[Dov67]

Man United co-owner Ratcliffe 'confident of luring Gareth Southgate'

Gareth Southgate's contract with the Three Lions expires in December this year, after the European Championship in Germany, with the Football Association eager to get him to extend it.

www.dailymail.co.uk

If I was a fan, I’m not sure this would make me feel confident and excited

 

[Japhet]

A report from a newspaper today.

Manchester United's board are reportedly all in agreement that they should target Michael Olise this summer.

I can't see how that works out well- a board choosing players! This needs to be football people making football decisions. Big ol Jim R will screw them up with any luck

So they've realised that they spaffed 70m on Anthony then.

 

[Marty]

Man United co-owner Ratcliffe 'confident of luring Gareth Southgate'

Gareth Southgate's contract with the Three Lions expires in December this year, after the European Championship in Germany, with the Football Association eager to get him to extend it.

www.dailymail.co.uk

If I was a fan, I’m not sure this would make me feel confident and excited

If it means Southgate doesn't sign a new England deal I'm doubly all for it

 

[tobi]

Imagine if Southgate played exciting football at United...

 

[Tucker]

Southgate would last about five minutes at united. It would be hilarious.

Please make it happen

 

[Pink_Floyd]

any guesses who's his first signing would be...

 

[Tucker]

any guesses who's his first signing would be...

Well his old favourite Mason Mount already plays for United.

 

[Marty]

Well his old favourite Mason Mount already plays for United.

As does Maguire

Kalvin Phillips and Jordan Henderson it is then!

 

[Dov67]

any guesses who's his first signing would be...

New contract for Mcguire