Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[Woland]

* "knightmare"

 

[Armstrong_11]

Another great thread to pass the time...
http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=165803&start=0&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

The negativity there lol!

I hope the flags drops to the trampoline area. Then again... The flag will help cover the empty seats. Might actually make a lot of sense.

 

[mike_l]

So he wants to set up a crowd funding sight to make himself a flag, keep aiming high Spammers...

 

[Bobbins]

Goodness me that thread is amazing and I'm only about ten posts in, the responses he's had are hilarious, as are his gay little messages he wants to write on the flag:

Been a supporter for over 35 years and have a season ticket in the new East Stand about half way up.

Like many I’m not happy with many things with the new stadium. They have started to address a lot of issues but there are still many basic things that they have completely messed up e.g. the allocation of tickets in the TB lower (where our hardcore fans should have been sold season tickets) and the swathes of empty seats even at games we have supposedly sold out. They need to get the tickets trading facility sorted sharpish as it just makes us fans, the club and the stadium look a joke.

Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is that we are stuck with it now and it is up to us, whether we like it or not to turn that place into a fortress. I’ve seen a lot of people on here suggest the need to mobilize ourselves as a group so that we can take back some control and have our voices heard. I thought a good start would be to get a massive (and I mean massive) flag made that we can run across the whole East Stand before the games and at half time. I’m talking Dortmund style – not the Leicester happy clapper, behind the goal **** they have at the Emirates when they score a goal.

Open to suggestion on what could be on it, but something with the badge and words along the lines of:

HISTORY, IDENTITY, PRIDE

OUR CLUB, OUR BADGE, OUR TEAM

WEST HAM TILL WE DIE

The message would be simple. It would be seen by millions on TV, directly in front of Brady and the board and would hopefully really generate a better atmosphere and get people buzzing before the games. We could set up a funding site so people can chip in and maybe get involved with design (I work in the rag trade so should be able to get it made quite easily).

Let us know your thoughts. Dons tin hat. Irons!

'you've sold our soul'

You'd just get a few thousand people complaining that the flag is blocking their view.

David Sullivan can barely see over the seat in front of him, he's not going to see anything on the other side of the stadium. Brady doesn't look up from her phone whilst the games on and Gold barely knows where he is at the best of times.

The more people we can get together the better. Make our voices heard and get that place rocking. I want other teams and away fans to feel that intimidation factor when they pitch up to our place.

Big gay flag will definitely help with that

How about "Welcome to Hell" ... it works on many levels !

We are Bilic's Butterkist army?

Can you set up a funding page for a dark green ****ing astro turf while you're at it?

"You paid for our stadium, You paid for our stadium, unless you're a scouser you paid for our stadium"

THANKS FOR THE POPCORN KARREN
BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GO

Oh FFS imagine that. Proper embarrassing

"sit down"

PS I love how much they all despise Brady, a woman worthy of little else.

 

[Woland]

"You paid for our stadium, You paid for our stadium, unless you're a scouser you paid for our stadium"

That's hilarious!

 

[Armstrong_11]

So he wants to set up a crowd funding sight to make himself a flag, keep aiming high Spammers...

Not surprise for fans of a team who list his heros as.... Zamora and Carlton Cole.

 

[mano-obe]

I'm sure there bad run will end but I'm enjoying it while it lasts. If it was any other club I'd feel sorry for them. Man city done a great job converting their stadium into a proper football stadium and on its day it can make just as much noise as Maine Road.

Levy and Sugar played a blinder making sure that track stays in place for a century unless that agreement can be broken. Brady and the Dildo brothers just used the same boring "legacy" word every other sentence. They will make a pretty penny having the stadium though.

The beautiful thing is they cannot big down, because of the potential hazardous waste under the stadium and the agreement.

The dildo brothers split all the fans up too. One thing is for sure Levy and our board will make sure park lane and the shelf will be in that 17000 Kop stand making a racket and hoping the stadium joins in. Although hes a business man first he is also a fan of the club and will take lessons of their fuck up

 

[thinktank]

Find it amusing that the players are not allowed to set foot on the pitch in any way other than agreed match days. Not a single day of training or to get used to the surroundings.

That's amazing. lol Every day throws up another gem.

 

[thinktank]

We are Bilic's Butterkist army?

 

[mike_l]

Levy and Sugar played a blinder making sure that track stays in place for a century unless that agreement can be broken. Brady and the Dildo brothers just used the same boring "legacy" word every other sentence. They will make a pretty penny having the stadium though...

How? With £99 season tickets and giving away freebies to local schools they might fill it occasionally but how is it going to make much profit? Only way I can see is if they offered low prices initially to get new fans and raised them once they were hooked, doesn't seem to be working out so far though!

 

[Bobbins]

My favourite was the very simple idea of a massive flag taking up a whole end of the stadium which just read SIT DOWN

 

[mano-obe]

How? With £99 season tickets and giving away freebies to local schools they might fill it occasionally but how is it going to make much profit? Only way I can see is if they offered low prices initially to get new fans and raised them once they were hooked, doesn't seem to be working out so far though!

I'm pretty sure 3-4 weeks of football they cover their lease. They get all stewards paid for too I think. They are raking it in but the fans hate it. I m loving it

 

[Matthew Gilbert]

Actually saw this as I was passing by Stratford the other day

 

[Gb160]

Actually saw this as I was passing by Stratford the other day

Christ!! how tall r u ?

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

I'm sure there bad run will end but I'm enjoying it while it lasts. If it was any other club I'd feel sorry for them. Man city done a great job converting their stadium into a proper football stadium and on its day it can make just as much noise as Maine Road.

Levy and Sugar played a blinder making sure that track stays in place for a century unless that agreement can be broken. Brady and the Dildo brothers just used the same boring "legacy" word every other sentence. They will make a pretty penny having the stadium though.

The beautiful thing is they cannot big down, because of the potential hazardous waste under the stadium and the agreement.

The dildo brothers split all the fans up too. One thing is for sure Levy and our board will make sure park lane and the shelf will be in that 17000 Kop stand making a racket and hoping the stadium joins in. Although hes a business man first he is also a fan of the club and will take lessons of their fuck up

It's in Levy's interests to learn lessons from WHU's mistakes. If he makes a trip to The Lane attractive enough for the fans, the more they'll want to go, which means a bigger earner for Spurs and Levy.

 

[VertongHen]

*Cringe*

 

[Col_M]

Actually saw this as I was passing by Stratford the other day

A light goes out every time they concede a goal.

 

[thinktank]

*Cringe*
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Those glasses better fucking be prescription....

 

[JerryGarcia]

I've been thinking this for a while now. They could become another franchise in English football after Woolwich and Wimbledon (MK Dons). Everyone thinks they will be sold. I can see someone buying them, changing their name, badge and moving them to wherever they feel they can make the most money.

They'd make the most money if they just played teams twice away from home every season and sold pegs along the way to make up the lost revenue. They'd be happier on the road anyway.

 

[Wellspurs]

How? With £99 season tickets and giving away freebies to local schools they might fill it occasionally but how is it going to make much profit? Only way I can see is if they offered low prices initially to get new fans and raised them once they were hooked, doesn't seem to be working out so far though!

They will hope a full stadium will attract a buyer for a club with no assets?