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[Danners9]

My uncle actually has a great story about Andy Carroll.

Apparently, one day, my uncle was walking down a street in London when guess who walks out of a clothes shop? Big man Andy himself.

This was during a time when Andy Carroll was supposed to be injured, but he was walking normally and carrying 3 heavy shopping bags in his hand.

Next thing a stranger goes up to him and says,
"Oi, mate, aren't you supposed to be injured?".

After the chap says this Andy pretends to start limping and clutches his leg as if it hurts and says,
"Yeah, I am, see." and hurries off before the chap can ask him more.

Says a lot about Andy's "injuries"

Some of his injuries have been recreational. Certainly at Newcastle.

Remember this: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/andy-carroll-to-move-out-of-kevin-261302

It was actually the other way round. Nolan with the girls. According to a friend of mine with some connections to an ex Director at NUFC. As for the drugs...

 

[riggi]

Wheels in motion for leaving...

West Ham News‏@WHUFC_News
West Ham News Retweeted Téléfoot

#Telefoot Payet: "leave West Ham this winter? I have other questions, but I don't close the door to nothing"

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

Wheels in motion for leaving...

West Ham News‏@WHUFC_News
West Ham News Retweeted Téléfoot

#Telefoot Payet: "leave West Ham this winter? I have other questions, but I don't close the door to nothing"

So he's staying?

 

[ERO]

Wheels in motion for leaving...

West Ham News‏@WHUFC_News
West Ham News Retweeted Téléfoot

#Telefoot Payet: "leave West Ham this winter? I have other questions, but I don't close the door to nothing"

What the hell does that even mean?

 

[TaoistMonkey]

What the hell does that even mean?

I read it as He won't be leaving as he won't just leave a club mid season but he's got questions that need to be resolved.

 

[robbiedee]

I read it as He won't be leaving as he won't just leave a club mid season but he's got questions that need to be resolved.

Like...Why does my head look like a potato?

 

[nailsy]

I read it as He won't be leaving as he won't just leave a club mid season but he's got questions that need to be resolved.

That's probably how it reads, but I think he was saying that he could leave.

 

[mike_l]

I thought he was asked if he will leave and basically said it's not his priority but won't rule anything out, just poorly translated.

 

[chrissivad]

That's probably how it reads, but I think he was saying that he could leave.

Read it as he is not looking to move, but not ruling it out if someone comes asking for him

 

[hughy]

Just seen their next 4 league fixtures are us (A), United (A), Arsenal (H) and Liverpool (A).

They've played 11 of the nineteen 2016 league fixtures, and if they still have to play 4 of what you'd consider the top 6 teams in the league it suggests that the majority of their early fixtures have been quite "winnable". They currently sit on 11 points, one point above the relegation zone. I'm not going to get ahead of myself, but how enjoyable would it be to see a team that should be "fighting for league titles" scrapping to avoid relegation in their first season at their new stadium.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Just seen their next 4 league fixtures are us (A), United (A), Arsenal (H) and Liverpool (A).

They've played 11 of the nineteen 2016 league fixtures, and if they still have to play 4 of what you'd consider the top 6 teams in the league it suggests that the majority of their early fixtures have been quite "winnable". They currently sit on 11 points, one point above the relegation zone. I'm not going to get ahead of myself, but how enjoyable would it be to see a team that should be "fighting for league titles" scrapping to avoid relegation in their first season at their new stadium.

Would make my day

 

[montylynch]

They're now employing snatch squads to eject 'band' supporters...!!

http://kumb.com/story.php?id=130469

 

[Cheltenham Spur]

They're now employing snatch squads to eject 'band' supporters...!!

http://kumb.com/story.php?id=130469

Snatch squads? Given their owners that's not a great choice of phrase.

 

[Hoopspur]

They're now employing snatch squads to eject 'band' supporters...!!

http://kumb.com/story.php?id=130469

I've travelled around watching a few groups myself. Would I qualify?

 

[Gb160]

Snatch squads? Given their owners that's not a great choice of phrase.

It's quite fitting as most of their fans are ****s

 

[SpursDave88]

Just seen their next 4 league fixtures are us (A), United (A), Arsenal (H) and Liverpool (A).

They've played 11 of the nineteen 2016 league fixtures, and if they still have to play 4 of what you'd consider the top 6 teams in the league it suggests that the majority of their early fixtures have been quite "winnable". They currently sit on 11 points, one point above the relegation zone. I'm not going to get ahead of myself, but how enjoyable would it be to see a team that should be "fighting for league titles" scrapping to avoid relegation in their first season at their new stadium.

Thanks for jinxing us.

 

[hughy]

Thanks for jinxing us.

How come?

 

[jurgen]

Just seen their next 4 league fixtures are us (A), United (A), Arsenal (H) and Liverpool (A).

They've played 11 of the nineteen 2016 league fixtures, and if they still have to play 4 of what you'd consider the top 6 teams in the league it suggests that the majority of their early fixtures have been quite "winnable". They currently sit on 11 points, one point above the relegation zone. I'm not going to get ahead of myself, but how enjoyable would it be to see a team that should be "fighting for league titles" scrapping to avoid relegation in their first season at their new stadium.

No fixture is 'quite "winnable"' when you're west ham!

 

[michaelden]

They're now employing snatch squads to eject 'band' supporters...!!

http://kumb.com/story.php?id=130469

the Band threw me. I was all cymbals & triangles until I realised they meant banned

 

[Nine while nine]

Interesting rumour from West Ham's ITK is that they're in for Sturridge on a loan to buy deal in January. Obviously, most on KUMB are positive (because, you know, Sturridge can, on occasion, be quite good and West Ham can, pretty much all the time, be quite shit), but there was one dissenting voice who posted:

"No thanks. Just so I don't have to see that ****ing stupid dance celebration."

To which the immediate response came:

"You won't. This is West Ham".