Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[nailsy]

Just wait until he lumbers the guy with a not fit for purpose massive house that he has to decorate with poundland art work and doesn't have enough friends to fill it with...

Just wait until Gold finds the homeless guy in his swimming pool with his ex-wife.

 

[Spurrific]

A friend RT'd this

ExWHUemployee‏ @ExWHUemployee 22h22 hours ago
Iheanacho and Batshuayi are our two top forward targets and we will make a move for both ⚒

ExWHUemployee‏ @ExWHUemployee 22h22 hours ago
(As covered on the podcast) Zabaleta has a great contract offer from us, he has other offers from abroad but is expected to join us soon ⚒

Yes that's the username. I can believe the Zabaleta one, it was even in the media a few days back, but the other two.. come on. They did go for Batshuayi before, actually, but he obviously rejected them to stay in France. Long before Chelsea came along. Iheanacho.. I can see him wanting to play more but not play for them. Not even as a makeweight in another deal because they have no one City would want (Lanzini at a really really big stretch).

It's the Daves going around saying they are going to sign a 30m striker again, isn't it?

Do their fans not ask the question, "Why would an EX employee still know what's going on at the club?"?

 

[nailsy]

Do their fans now ask the question, "Why would an EX employee still know what's going on at the club?"?

I read somewhere that he's also related to someone on the board. Sounds like a wind-up to me.

 

[Lilbaz]

Do their fans not ask the question, "Why would an EX employee still know what's going on at the club?"?

Do you not keep in touch with people at your old job?

 

[Spurrific]

Do you not keep in touch with people at your old job?

Yes, Lilbaz. But they don't disclose confidential details about multi-million pound deals, funnily enough.

 

[beats1]

Yes, Lilbaz. But they don't disclose confidential details about multi-million pound deals, funnily enough.

Somehow I dont think West Ham have the same level of professionalism, the most shocking thing is that Gold's Son hasnt tweeted it to his followers

 

[JerryGarcia]

If they were clever they'd get themselves a director of football, they need a Frank Arnesen of their own. What's Joe Kinnear doing these days? He was at our final game so must be knocking about

 

[tony0379]

If they were clever they'd get themselves a director of football, they need a Frank Arnesen of their own. What's Joe Kinnear doing these days? He was at our final game so must be knocking about

Joe Kinnear didn't look well tbh,

 

[JerryGarcia]

Joe Kinnear didn't look well tbh,

Yeah that's true. I guess West Ham are screwed then, I can't imagine who else would go there as DOF.

 

[ardiles]

Just wait until Gold finds the homeless guy in his swimming pool with his ex-wife.

He's married to Ledley?

 

[nailsy]

He's married to Ledley?

I don't think so. He should marry Roseanne Barr so they could both take each others names and become Gold-Barrs.

 

[mark87]

Their internet fans seem to be going full Liverpool and Arsenal in their transfer dreaming.

That's not a new thing.

 

[mano-obe]

Good old West Ham, the dildo brothers and Brady will promise some world class signings and unveil Marlon Harewood and Carlton Cole before the season starts. Massive

 

[EighteenEightyTwo]

Bloody nice gesture.

I assumed he was buying him a flat but Sullivan jr was on This Morning and said it was a few months rent.

 

[ernie78]

I assumed he was buying him a flat but Sullivan jr was on This Morning and said it was a few months rent.

Just like Sullivan Snr - he told West Ham fans they would be moving to a work class football stadium

 

[shelfboy68]

This rumour makes sense as they both have something in common as neither the homeless man or west ham have their own home, but the good news is that after 6 mths he will probably be playing up front alongside Carroll.

 

[Col_M]

That homeless man looks like Peter Crouch. Is this their version of a cryptic ITK?

 

[goughie1966]

Definitely, don't mind Bilic at all, quite a likeable chap.
But judging by the players they've so far been linked with their approach hasn't changed much, so we should be in for a bit of a giggle this summer...hopefully the hopeless owners will be gobbling off like normal and making stupid promises, which inevitably will end in anger from their fans, that's always nice.

 

[Flynn]

Whats wrong with last years strategy?

Find the players that fit into West Ham word search.

 

[riggi]