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DJS

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But then some nugget unearthed this gem from way back in the day:

Re: Upson back at the club
by DDHammer on Wed Jul 19, 2017 12:15 pm

the pink palermo wrote:perhaps it's my memory playing tricks with me but there seemed to be some needle between him and Brady


Karren Brady says she felt "mugged" by Matthew Upson's departure to West Ham.

Birmingham's managing director Karren Brady says she felt "mugged" by Matthew Upson's departure to West Ham.

Centre-back Upson made the move to The Hammers on transfer deadline day in a deal that could eventually be worth up to £7.5million.

The 27-year-old demanded a move after several lower bids were rejected by Blues with boss Steve Bruce dismayed by Upson's departure.

"The truth is I feel as if we have been mugged," Brady said in her column in The Sun.

'Im the money person at St Andrews and my own frustration at the conduct that cost us our England international centre-back is intensified by what we stand to lose.

"With Upson in the team the manager believed we had a better chance of promotion to the Premier League than without him.

"We knew it was serious when Upson actually phoned David Sullivan (City co-owner) on holiday in Barbados and told him of his desire to leave.

"We tried offering him a compromise, stay with the club to the end of the season and if you still want to go we'll sell you - even though we knew it could mean getting less than half that was on the table now.

"But nothing other than capitulation was good enough. Upson made it clear that he saw his future away from us, stating that even if we got promoted he would not consider signing a new contract at Birmingham.

"It wasn't even as if West Ham were a major club. Had Chelsea pursued their interest in the player, I think most of us here would have said 'goodbye' and wished him well. That went for Jermaine Pennant when he left last summer for Liverpool.

"But The Hammers aren't top four material or anything like it."
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But Bruce shattered the illusion that everything was lovey-dovey between them.

He said: “The patronising stuff from Miss Brady I found really galling. When I was here she was selling players from underneath me, like Matthew Upson.

Bruce revealed that when he went over to the boardroom – after informing journalists in his post-match press conference that Upson was staying – there was no mention to him that a deal had in fact been struck with the Hammers.

Bruce accused the board of putting “greed before friendship” when a row over image rights blew up, delaying his scheduled unveiling as Wigan Athletic boss. After almost six years as Blues manager, Saturday was his first time back at St Andrew’s since leaving in 2007.

Lol love how she's cussing West Ham in the article oh dear oh dear oh dear...
 

robbiedee

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Jul 6, 2012
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Just read this on KUMB...has this guy just woke up from a coma or something? Surely he's taking the piss...

The comments after this post are quite funny too...

Are we now on the verge of something big about to happen?

I don't know about anyone else but since the move and all the talk leading up to it and false dawns in the past, it now feels different (in a good way).

It's not just the immeninent significant signings or moving house I base it on but looking around the entire set-up geared towards success. We have highly respected coaches the likes of Bilic, Chris Woods, Academy Director Westley, top scout Tony Henry, highly regarded head Physio Gary Lewin. The entire set-up now looks very professional with a wealth of top class expertise and experiences they bring to the Club.

It has helped us to snap up and attract some of the most promising kids about and off those top Clubs like Chelsea, Man City, Everton, Ajax, Valencia. Its things like this that makes me think we are going up a level and fighting for more top 8 finishes, Cups with Europe a more realistic possibility.

There seems to be a real pull at the Club and all the factors including the Stadium move appear to be working with helping to persuade not just top young talent but also crucially England International Keepers and Mexican world class Strikers in their prime, instead of being on their last knockings.

I'm excited for what the future brings. I don't expect us to suddenly turn into a City but I do think we are getting close to challenging the top 8 on a more regular basis and for us I regard that as real progress.

Or will it all just prove to be yet another false dawn and nothing much has changed being a perennial mid table Club?

No, we are set up to be a mid table side that has the odd cup run, if we are lucky.

No. We aren't.

We will endeavor to finish in the top half. We will likely succeed but only just and the top 5 or 6 clubs will move further ahead of us and everyone else, exponentially.

What might happen is that we score more goals and play a more coherent and entertaining style of football. Which is fine with me.

No. Mid-table beckons and I'm content with that - this is West Ham.

No offence colours but a laughable thread given a loan signing of a vastly overrated goalkeeper, an old (but good) right back, 1 very good goalscorer and potentially an overrated sulking winger.

We're barely doing enough to stand still.

Hernandez is a smashing coup. We need to do far more of that to improve though. Way more signings like him.

Take him out of the picture and we're still no better than the likes of Palace and potentially even Bournemouth...
 

Danners9

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time for the daily West Ham


Kaveh Solhekol‏ @SkyKaveh
Marko Arnautovic signing West Ham contract in hotel because London Stadium is being prepared for World Athletics Championships
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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time for the daily West Ham


Kaveh Solhekol‏ @SkyKaveh
Marko Arnautovic signing West Ham contract in hotel because London Stadium is being prepared for World Athletics Championships

With Arnautovic on a 5 year x £100k per week contract I bet he doesn't give a flying fuck where he signs as long as it is on the dotted line and ASAP.
 

TheChosenOne

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£100k a week is insane.

With the fee including 'add-ons' reputed to be £25 mill and a further £26 mill in salary that's
a huge £50 mill investment for a 28/29 year old player who may be good but isn't exactly a superstar in my opinion.

West Ham's most expensive ever signing. Insanity indeed.
 

pffft

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Jul 19, 2013
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They are selling Sullivan and Gold mugs in the West Ham shop now.

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mike_l

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With the fee including 'add-ons' reputed to be £25 mill and a further £26 mill in salary that's
a huge £50 mill investment for a 28/29 year old player who may be good but isn't exactly a superstar in my opinion.

West Ham's most expensive ever signing. Insanity indeed.
I just had to look this up to check and Christ he IS 28, I still thought he was a youngster with lots of potential if he could mature and develop some consistency...
 

NinjaTuna

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I just had to look this up to check and Christ he IS 28, I still thought he was a youngster with lots of potential if he could mature and develop some consistency...

In fairness to him, his goalscoring records at all his past clubs have been fairly decent, so he has always had some consistency. Has good movement and an eye for goal, however can't see Noble and co being able to create many chances for him, if last season is anything to go by...
 

thelak

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If the bid for the next tv deal is not as big as the last one (very likely) then i can see a lot of clubs being in trouble.

I think this may well be the case given viewing figures seem to be declining. I assume Levy playing a very long game here on the view that the current market will prove to be a peak

Still wish we would sign someone good though!
 
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