Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[StartingPrice]

Possibly. They were one of the few to refuse a backdoor. Probably why the dildos don't use them.

Jaysus, choked on me popcorn reading that...literally!


I must have been the only one to read refuse a backdoor and the juxtaposition with the dildos in the more euphemistic sense

 

[Lilbaz]

Jaysus, choked on me popcorn reading that...literally!


I must have been the only one to read refuse a backdoor and the juxtaposition with the dildos in the more euphemistic sense

At least someone gets me sp

 

[UncleBuck]

Possibly. They were one of the few to refuse a backdoor. Probably why the dildos don't use them.

Need a specialist especially if they can't muster up a lube..

 

[StartingPrice]

At least someone gets me sp

Thought it might be Freudian.

I do find it hard to believe, however, that refusal of backdoor would be sufficient to discourage the Dave's. Back door, front door, sensory orifices, furry button...they'd go for anything. I believe the old saying "If it moves fook it, if it doesn't move, fook it until it does", was invented for them. Might explain why Brady can go a fair clip...working in a (shabby porn) office with them two.

 

[Dillspur]

Those emails aren't real, they weren't signed "DG"

 

[NinjaTuna]

Kumb is an absolute gold mine tonight. I'll have to post a few more tomorrow, but here's a post that caught my eye:

The thing I find funniest is Sullivan picking a fight with a couple of unknown Portugesers who turn out to have a great sense of abusiveness. No dickkng around - sex films, parasites, dildo brothers, liar, where's your evidence all straight off the bat. Brilliant. They also have a great sense of poetry.

Can the SL Presidente take us over please?

 

[NinjaTuna]

Immediately after, arguably even better. So joyous to read:

They've doomed us once and for all.

What club will want to do business with us? Anyone who does will charge even more over the odds knowing the way our chairman/director of football operates. Doesn't bode well for commercial growth either does it? Sponsors etc. will they really want to be seen dealing with such fools. They'll get exposure but we won't be able to get top dollar for the privilege

 

[Univarn]

Flash Forward To 2018:

TO: MR. BARCELONA

RE RE FW RE FW: Your Player Lionsal Messy

We are proud to offer u 300millions fur ur player Messi. We will pay in 24 month instraments of 9.9999999999million for 30 years. This is the most we can offer now but if we win the champions league we will pay a very big bonus. Most big bonus, believe us.

Please respond soon so we can beg ArsenioHall for Oliver Giroud.

90% sell on.


Please.

Pretty please. K thanks

 

[Lilbaz]

Those emails aren't real, they weren't signed "DG"

Even Sullivan signs his emails DG lol.

 

[Lilbaz]

Immediately after, arguably even better. So joyous to read:

They've doomed us once and for all.

What club will want to do business with us? Anyone who does will charge even more over the odds knowing the way our chairman/director of football operates. Doesn't bode well for commercial growth either does it? Sponsors etc. will they really want to be seen dealing with such fools. They'll get exposure but we won't be able to get top dollar for the privilege

Can see those naming right sponsors queing up as we speak. How many years now?

 

[mano-obe]

Just to think they paid Ljungberg over 100k a week when he played for them, that's as much as our top players are on now. Lovely mis-managed club, they really are a laughing stock but not enough clubs laugh at them!

 

[Danners9]

They should embrace the fame this has received. Rebrand the club completely..

 

[Col_M]

Immediately after, arguably even better. So joyous to read:

They've doomed us once and for all.

What club will want to do business with us? Anyone who does will charge even more over the odds knowing the way our chairman/director of football operates. Doesn't bode well for commercial growth either does it? Sponsors etc. will they really want to be seen dealing with such fools. They'll get exposure but we won't be able to get top dollar for the privilege

There will be a string of clubs willing to offload their junk on these two idiots.

They'll probably sponsor the stadium themselves for a few pennies.

The London Ann Summers Dildo World Cup '66 '69 Trampoline England Stadium.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Haha, the Fleshlight Stadium full of tepid spunk........I can see their adverts in next week's Metro - cum and see the Spanners in 'The Flesh'

 

[Flynn]

Haha, the Fleshlight Stadium full of tepid spunk........I can see their adverts in next week's Metro - cum and see the Spanners in 'The Flesh'

"Tepid spunk" there's two words you don't need to see over your morning porridge.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

"Tepid spunk" there's two words you don't need to see over your morning porridge.

...... When you say morning porridge?

 

[Flynn]

...... When you say morning porridge?

Salty

 

[HobbitSpur]

"Tepid spunk" there's two words you don't need to see over your morning porridge.

I agree, I prefer Honey myself. Might try a shot of Tepid Spunk over the Missus porridge tomorrow though.

 

[Flynn]

I agree, I prefer Honey myself. Might try a shot of Tepid Spunk over the Missus porridge tomorrow though.

Just as Lady Brady takes it I believe.

 

[sebo_sek]

Sky Sports News‏Verified account@SkySportsNews
BREAKING: @SkySportsNews reveals the emails sent by @WestHamUtd to @Sporting_CP that appear to prove offers for William Carvalho. #ssn

These look like a special needs exercise.