Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[mark87]

They should embrace the fame this has received. Rebrand the club completely..

And I believe these are the ones karren brady uses.

 

[HobbitSpur]

And I believe these are the ones karren brady uses.

Not a chance. There are no way that that replicates a Horse's appendage

 

[L-man]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

SKY SPORTS: Sporting Lisbon are to report West Ham to FIFA for alleged "illegal approaches" made to William Carvalho, say Sky sources.

So basically, the email probably was sent but the reason they have redacted the addresses is most likely because they sent it to the players representatives rather than the Club - which could mean that it is proof Sporting Lisbon need to claim tapping up. The 'Dildo Brothers' in trying to rescue their scant reputation have provided a team with proof against them. Couldn't make it up.

I hope that's true.

 

[rossdapep]

Is there a football club in world football that is associated with so many complete and utter laughable idiots. I haven't once met a fan of that club who is a respectable and stand-up person. Even all of their celebrity fans are pretty detestable.

This thread is a great read to start the day with

 

[Shadydan]

@Nine while nine deserves a knighthood for his posts in this thread alone, absolute gold

 

[robbiedee]

KUMB is quality at the moment.

The circus has been in town for a few years now but a lot of Spammers are only just realising it.

Love the simplicity of this post...

Surprised the emails have been released. 3 payments of £8m over 3 yrs for someone with a £40m release clause........not really a bid is it

 

[ValenciaYid]

This actually makes me feel quite sad.

For years and until recently I honestly didn't think that a British comedy better than Only Fools and Horses could be scripted. But it pains me to say this but the Dildo Brothers and that bird whose got a face like a full nappy, are taking over....

 

[Metalhead]

KUMB is quality at the moment.

The circus has been in town for a few years now but a lot of Spammers are only just realising it.

Love the simplicity of this post...

Ha ha ha. Brilliant.

 

[mstill13]

This actually makes me feel quite sad.

For years and until recently I honestly didn't think that a British comedy better than Only Fools and Horses could be scripted. But it pains me to say this but the Dildo Brothers and that bird whose got a face like a full nappy, are taking over....

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If this was written in a sitcom it would seem too far fetched

 

['O Zio]

I strongly suspect those emails aren't real, but if they are then those two somehow have managed to be even more of a joke than I thought they were

 

[talkshowhost86]

I strongly suspect those emails aren't real, but if they are then those two somehow have managed to be even more of a joke than I thought they were

The thing is with any other club you'd assume it was a hoax.

But with West Ham it is much much more likely that it's genuine.

That is what a hilarious nonsense they have become.

 

['O Zio]

The thing is with any other club you'd assume it was a hoax.

But with West Ham it is much much more likely that it's genuine.

That is what a hilarious nonsense they have become.

So true

 

[Metalhead]

I still can't get over the 'add ons to be agreed' section of the email. Not so much the provision for West Ham qualifying for the CL, which is admittedly optimistic but just the vagueness of it; i.e. 'this is an example of what we could agree to add on financially to the deal.' Would you not expect an offer to be more specific?

 

[Lilbaz]

I still can't get over the 'add ons to be agreed' section of the email. Not so much the provision for West Ham qualifying for the CL, which is admittedly optimistic but just the vagueness of it; i.e. 'this is an example of what we could agree to add on financially to the deal.' Would you not expect an offer to be more specific?

I'd expect the email to be coherent.

 

[Nine while nine]

So basically, the email probably was sent but the reason they have redacted the addresses is most likely because they sent it to the players representatives rather than the Club - which could mean that it is proof Sporting Lisbon need to claim tapping up. The 'Dildo Brothers' in trying to rescue their scant reputation have provided a team with proof against them. Couldn't make it up.

I hope that's true.

KUMB also believes that Sullivan may have incriminated himself with these emails or, as they put it:

"Sullivan has shot himself in the foot."

which solicited the response

"...if only he had aimed a mere 2ft 7in higher."



Some still believe that their Board are in the right on this one though, with one poster asking

"And what evidence do you have that Sullivan is lying?"

Which earned the reply

"his lips were moving?"



Meanwhile, even the light relief of finding that another club got stiffed to an even greater extent by Sporting is still tinged with regret at quite how shite life is as a West Ham fan...

"According to a radio report I heard this morning, Silva is now a Leicester player but can't play for them until January. They're also liable for his wages in the meantime. Four months of wages where he's not able to play, it's just as if they'd signed Carroll."

 

[StartingPrice]

Just as Lady Brady takes it I believe.

She's a taker...fookin' 'ell...I thought she was a giver :-O

 

[Dinghy]

Not sure if this is the right place to put this ... but...

 

[pffft]

. I haven't once met a fan of that club who is a respectable and stand-up person. Even all of their celebrity fans are pretty detestable.

Hugely incorrect. Most of their fans mayhap, but very definitely not all.

 

[rossdapep]

Hugely incorrect. Most of their fans mayhap, but very definitely not all.

Agreed. I forgot Maiden were fans of them.

The rest though....