Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[Nine while nine]

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Apparently, the two spoke afterwards...

Mark Noble: Sorry, mate, I thought you were a Chinese national

Hammers Fan: No, I am a South Korean national

Mark Noble: My apologies

Hammers Fan: That's OK. Not getting national recognition is your thing, isn't it?

Mark Noble:

 

[UncleBuck]

And you lot don't see why some of us hate them more than arsenal?

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I can't think of anything more despicable, attacking a father when he is with a son that young.
I hope to God that someone has the decency to shop this w****r and can restore a bit of faith....

 

[UncleBuck]

I just don't understand why their fans and the media keep calling our two teams rivals. We just aren't at all apart from who plays in the shitter home stadium currently.

One of the commentators yesterday alluded to it when he said it was a rivalry that had been created by them and it meant very little to us!

 

[riggi]

I can't think of anything more despicable, attacking a father when he is with a son that young.
I hope to God that someone has the decency to shop this w****r and can restore a bit of faith....

Same every year with them yet somehow we got a reputation for it...

 

[thebenjamin]

Why do they call Harry 'Brucey'? Do they think he looks like Bruce forsyth?

 

[Nine while nine]

Why do they call Harry 'Brucey'? Do they think he looks like Bruce forsyth?

No, it's because after the match where West Ham had scored twice, Harry went up to their fans and said "You get nothing for a pair, not in this game". He then pointed to the Premiership table and proceeded to play "Higher or Lower" with them.

Or maybe it's the chin.

No, it's definitely the 'Play your Cards Right' thing.

 

[etchedchaos]

A South Korean that isn't a diehard Son fan? He must be the contrarian of the bunch.

 

[TheChosenOne]

No, it's because after the match where West Ham had scored twice, Harry went up to their fans and said "You get nothing for a pair, not in this game". He then pointed to the Premiership table and preceded to play "Higher or Lower" with them.

Or maybe it's the chin.

No, it's definitely the 'Play your Cards Right' thing.

Points make prizes ?

 

[Shadydan]

Apparently, the two spoke afterwards...

Mark Noble: Sorry, mate, I thought you were a Chinese national

Hammers Fan: No, I am a South Korean national

Mark Noble: My apologies

Hammers Fan: That's OK. Not getting national recognition is your thing, isn't it?

Mark Noble:

Genius

 

[Bensonrecon]

Same every year with them yet somehow we got a reputation for it...

Was the same in the Carling Cup game with the 100+ arrests and Zamora scoring his only ever goal for us. Turning up early afternoon to pelt pubs with OAPs in with stones but being too scared to go inside. Starting shit with kids on route and then banging on about how one of theirs had a kid attacked outside the Corner Pin which is rich considering the OB had them penned in by the ground for an age before kick off.

Same with the thing I posted back in Feb/March time with pushing my old mum off a train back onto the platform at Stratford after they drew with WBA. She wouldn't say boo to a goose and was trying to come home from work. Weird twist that it may have ended up saving her life (too long a story for a 'Laugh about West Ham' thread) but I'm reminded on how fucking cowardly and vile they are every time I see her trying to get around the house using a walker that she didn't need before it, or when I have to push her around in a wheelchair for hospital visits or whatever.

Not all sure, but definitely enough to say they have a serious issue with keeping themselves under control or at the very least owning their bullshit

 

[riggi]

Was the same in the Carling Cup game with the 100+ arrests and Zamora scoring his only ever goal for us. Turning up early afternoon to pelt pubs with OAPs in with stones but being too scared to go inside. Starting shit with kids on route and then banging on about how one of theirs had a kid attacked outside the Corner Pin which is rich considering the OB had them penned in by the ground for an age before kick off.

Same with the thing I posted back in Feb/March time with pushing my old mum off a train back onto the platform at Stratford after they drew with WBA. She wouldn't say boo to a goose and was trying to come home from work. Weird twist that it may have ended up saving her life (too long a story for a 'Laugh about West Ham' thread) but I'm reminded on how fucking cowardly and vile they are every time I see her trying to get around the house using a walker that she didn't need before it, or when I have to push her around in a wheelchair for hospital visits or whatever.

Not all sure, but definitely enough to say they have a serious issue with keeping themselves under control or at the very least owning their bullshit

They like to think of themselves as honest chaps who like a ruck but they have tonnes of scum following them.

Cup game in October will be Bedlem. I would advice anyone taking their kids to get straight in the ground early doors and consider your routes.

 

[riggi]

Quick update on the bloke who's jaw got broken with his kid. One of West Ham's old faces has called for the attacker to be tracked down.

Not that I condone vigilante justice but.,.

 

[thinktank]

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Fucking hell.

 

[Dundalk_Spur]

"Ok I'm gonna zoom in".

Anyone else still waiting??

 

[Gb160]

After watching this and that Vlog one it's hilarious how they have no idea what's happening on the pitch and what players are involved due to being so far away from the action, they don't even know what's happening in the goal nearest to them lol....they really have been sold down the river with that shit bowl of a stadium.
I doubt they can even see the player's feet in the other half of the pitch, due to the curvature of the earth.

 

[gilzeantheking]

Fun Fact

Gareth Barry has won more Premier League games than West Ham

 

[TheChosenOne]

After watching this and that Vlog one it's hilarious how they have no idea what's happening on the pitch and what players are involved due to being so far away from the action, they don't even know what's happening in the goal nearest to them lol....they really have been sold down the river with that shit bowl of a stadium.
I doubt they can even see the player's feet in the other half of the pitch, due to the curvature of the earth.

You have to make allowances for this eejit. It is obvious that English is not his first language,

 

[Mr.D]

After watching this and that Vlog one it's hilarious how they have no idea what's happening on the pitch and what players are involved due to being so far away from the action, they don't even know what's happening in the goal nearest to them lol....they really have been sold down the river with that shit bowl of a stadium.
I doubt they can even see the player's feet in the other half of the pitch, due to the curvature of the earth.

I lasted 30 seconds then my ears started to bleed so I turned it off.

 

[riggi]

Is that the ginger bloke who puts on a moody cockney accent?

 

[Gb160]

Is that the ginger bloke who puts on a moody cockney accent?

The one and only, worth watching just to see him put on his Chicarito hat lol