Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[Lilbaz]

No it's for WHAM. Kane has scored more than WHAM's last 30 strikers have scored for them combined.

Kane hasn't scored any goals for west ham

 

[mark87]

Its just five more goals than Harry at club level. Considering how prolific Hernandez has been in his career it's amazing that Harry is five years younger than him and has almost caught him up.

That'll be because harry is ten times the player Hernandez could ever be.

 

[Woland]

javier hernandez
(guadalajara, Mexico, manu, real madrid, leverkusen, west ham):
139 career goals in 100 games and 5 years more than

harry kane (leighton orient, millwall, norwich, leicester, England, tottenham):
121 career goals

Chucharito's record of 48 goals in 98 games for Mexico is quite sizable


this is all...

 

[sebo_sek]

javier hernandez
(guadalajara, Mexico, manu, real madrid, leverkusen, west ham):
139 career goals in 100 games and 5 years more than

harry kane (leighton orient, millwall, norwich, leicester, England, tottenham):
121 career goals

Chucharito's record of 48 goals in 98 games for Mexico is quite sizable


this is all...

The original post OBVIOUSLY meant their scoring for WHAM and SPURS respectively. Kane scored more for Tottenham than WHAM's last 30 strikers did for WHAM.

 

[Woland]

The original post OBVIOUSLY meant their scoring for WHAM and SPURS respectively. Kane scored more for Tottenham than WHAM's last 30 strikers did for WHAM.

it's not OBVIOUS (sic), but I was referring to those:

Hernandez has scored more career goals than kane alone.

He's got a couple of more goals than Kane (including the ones scored in the Mexican league). Not even going to count international goals since he regularly gets to play against countries like Panama and Cuba. But yeah, you're still right.

 

[L-man]

Well I think I speak for everyone when I say what a thrilling read this Hernandez vs Kane debate has been

 

[Wellspurs]

Kane hasn't scored any goals for west ham

Not true, he got a OG at Upton Park

 

[Lilbaz]

Not true, he got a OG at Upton Park

We don't talk about that.

 

[montylynch]

Goals scored in 2017....WH 35, Kane 34.....

 

[Nine while nine]

As a mortgage adviser, it's always good to have someone recommend you to others.

Unless, of course, that recommendation is made on Twitter by a senile old fool suspected of dubious business practices to a bunch of caravan dwellers, purely on the basis that you're family. In that case, chances are that all that'll happen is the unleashing of a torrent of abuse and sarcasm.

Which is just what happened when David Gold recommended his son-in-law's mortgage business. Oh happy day.

Responses included:

The obvious retort

"You sold our home to rent and now you are recommending family mortgage advice? Is this a piss take?"

The comparative insult

"I would rather get mortgage advice from F**king Wonga than anything associated with West Ham United"

Which was topped by

"You recommending someone to give advice on home ownership is like Oscar Pistorius recommending a cobbler"

The neat reference to his daughter's business

"Can't you do two for one. Get me a good mortgage and a bonus dildo That way, you can have my money and fuck me in the arse too."

But mostly there were the exasperated West Ham fans

"Seriously at your age you should just quit and go and lie on a fucking beach somewhere ffs. Somalia preferably."

The even more exasperated West Ham fans

And the West Ham fans exasperated beyond the point of despair...

"Oh Jesus just please stop."

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

Goals scored in 2017....WH 35, Kane 34.....

Being outscored by the Spammers? That Kane isn't very good, is he?

 

[ohtottenham!]

The neat reference to his daughter's business

"Can't you do two for one. Get me a good mortgage and a bonus dildo That way, you can have my money and fuck me in the arse too."

That West Ham fan deserves his bonus dildo...brilliant!

 

[Insomnia]

As a mortgage adviser, it's always good to have someone recommend you to others.

Unless, of course, that recommendation is made on Twitter by a senile old fool suspected of dubious business practices to a bunch of caravan dwellers, purely on the basis that you're family. In that case, chances are that all that'll happen is the unleashing of a torrent of abuse and sarcasm.

Which is just what happened when David Gold recommended his son-in-law's mortgage business. Oh happy day.

Responses included:

The obvious retort

"You sold our home to rent and now you are recommending family mortgage advice? Is this a piss take?"

The comparative insult

"I would rather get mortgage advice from F**king Wonga than anything associated with West Ham United"

Which was topped by

"You recommending someone to give advice on home ownership is like Oscar Pistorius recommending a cobbler"

The neat reference to his daughter's business

"Can't you do two for one. Get me a good mortgage and a bonus dildo That way, you can have my money and fuck me in the arse too."

But mostly there were the exasperated West Ham fans

"Seriously at your age you should just quit and go and lie on a fucking beach somewhere ffs. Somalia preferably."

The even more exasperated West Ham fans

And the West Ham fans exasperated beyond the point of despair...

"Oh Jesus just please stop."

They've got some seriously funny blokes on that forum, gallows humour at it's best

 

[Armstrong_11]

West Ham fans seem to want Ancelotti...

hope not thou. But after Teves... U never know.

 

[Armstrong_11]

It's like a cup final for u.... But it's a "meh" early cup game for us.

http://www.claretandhugh.info/spurs-confirm-wembley-restricted-capacity/

And yes we rather have full capacity for APOEL then u wankers.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

West Ham fans seem to want Ancelotti...

hope not thou. But after Teves... U never know.

Would he really want that blot on his CV? Anyway if he did go there they would tell him he has a world class squad and they expect top four.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

"Seriously at your age you should just quit and go and lie on a fucking beach somewhere ffs. Somalia preferably."

HAHHHAHA oh dear

 

[nailsy]

West Ham fans seem to want Ancelotti...

hope not thou. But after Teves... U never know.

Ancelotti? West Ham could even get my Aunty Lottie.

 

[tototoner]

Would he really want that blot on his CV? Anyway if he did go there they would tell him he has a world class squad and they expect top four.

only reason he would go there is if he wants to work in London because I cannot see him going to any of the other London clubs

 

[Insomnia]

only reason he would go there is if he wants to work in London because I cannot see him going to any of the other London clubs

I concur, I'd be gutted if he went there