Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[JerryGarcia]

Don't they have to pay £90m to get the stadium ready or was that paid by the Council?

 

[class of 62]

No turning back now!

some clown on there seems to think they've got £400 million for the Boleyn ground

 

[riggi]

some clown on there seems to think they've got £400 million for the Boleyn ground

Ill buy it for £400.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Ill buy it for £400.

Really?


Do you want a Mars bar for £50?

 

[class of 62]

Ill buy it for £400.

I'd want to shag Karen brady as well for that!... oh hold on a minute!!

 

[riggi]

Really?


Do you want a Mars bar for £50?

Ha where has it been?

 

[beats1]

some clown on there seems to think they've got £400 million for the Boleyn ground

I thought part of the deal meant that the council gets the ground for all the money they are investing

 

[class of 62]

I thought part of the deal meant that the council gets the ground for all the money they are investing

what I understand the sale price is nowhere near to covering theres debts anyway

 

[beats1]

what I understand the sale price is nowhere near to covering theres debts anyway

Whose debts?

The Council or West Ham?

 

[nightgoat]

Don't they have to pay £90m to get the stadium ready or was that paid by the Council?

London Legacy Development Corporation: £125m (public funds)
Newham Council: £40m (public funds)
Government: £25m (public funds)
West Ham: £15m

 

[class of 62]

Whose debts?

The Council or West Ham?

west hams!.. the dildo brothers ploughed in another £10 mil of there own money last week as well !

 

[JerryGarcia]

London Legacy Development Corporation: £125m (public funds)
Newham Council: £40m (public funds)
Government: £25m (public funds)
West Ham: £15m

Wow I didn't realise it was that bad, and to think there were people on KUMB moaning that we were getting funds to develop the area around our new ground.

 

[beats1]

west hams!.. the dildo brothers ploughed in another £10 mil of there own money last week as well !

With luck they will get relegated and then fined for their huge expenses, don't get it twisted the olympic stadium will be a shit ground

This is a mock up made by a fan, who wants to sit in the top tier of this shit

 

[beats1]

I just think the government been incredibly stupid with this move but what do you expect with a mayor like Boris FFS!

 

[spurs]

Aren't there PL rules that fans need to be covered by a roof or am I just making that up?

 

[Nine while nine]

Aren't there PL rules that fans need to be covered by a roof or am I just making that up?

If that were the case, couldn't West Ham just invest in a couple of thousand umbrellas? Would be a lot cheaper...

 

[beats1]

Aren't there PL rules that fans need to be covered by a roof or am I just making that up?

If that were the case, couldn't West Ham just invest in a couple of thousand umbrellas? Would be a lot cheaper...

Don't worry you're paying for the extension of the roof to cover the seats

 

[spurs]

Will that include the temporary seats they want to put in?

 

[beats1]

Will that include the temporary seats they want to put in?

I think it will with the lights hanging from the roof

 

[Misfit]

Not just me hoping wildly here (although I obviously am, just to get the stalkers off our backs and focused on Millwall again) but this move could finish them, not make them. Losing your own ground, your true home and massive part of identity for a compromise stadium? That's huge tbh. They'll feel adrift and if they're banking on weekly attendance boost of 10K-15K of random tourists etc to bring in filthy lucre then they're dreaming.

The next relegation might not be followed by a quick return. More yo than yo-yo.

Or they could continue bouncing between the two tiers as they have done for much of their history. Global domination is never happening though.