Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[DJS]

Well how else are they going to get players to sign for them? Their state of the art training facilities?

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They seriously had an all cars parked at their own risk sign at their old training ground?

You’d think they could pay for some security given how expensive a lot of the players cars are gonna be!

 

[Insomnia]

Sorry to sound like a dithering grey haired old **** , but what does that emoji mean? I'm asking for a mate

 

[michaelden]

Sorry to sound like a dithering grey haired old **** , but what does that emoji mean? I'm asking for a mate

1 man 1 mug ?

 

[riggi]

Sorry to sound like a dithering grey haired old **** , but what does that emoji mean? I'm asking for a mate

Drinking a cup of tea.

 

['O Zio]

If they pay comparable amounts to what we pay, it doesn't speak volumes for our ambition to keep our best players, does it?

It doesn't say anything about our ambition. As has been shown time and time again, our wage bill to turnover ratio is well within normal range and in fact is higher than some of the big spending clubs. Spending more on wages now would be a bad business decision, as unpopular as that is to say.

All that shows about West Ham is how spectacularly badly run they are. Their turnover is nowhere near ours, and yet they pay the same amount of money as we do. It's that sort of thing that results in clubs doing a Leeds, especially given that they don't actually own anything as well.

 

[Insomnia]

Drinking a cup of tea.

you and @michaelden are taking the piss out of *cough, my mate, he's not very happy with with either of you, thinks you're a couple of ****'s , just saying

 

[coys200]

Can’t remember if posted this Already or not but while we are on training grounds.They astroturfed a corridor for sprint training.And look how proud he looks

 

[Cheltenham Spur]

View attachment 34334 Can’t remember if posted this Already or not but while we are on training grounds.They astroturfed a corridor for sprint training.And look how proud he looks

Will Andy Carroll fit down there?

 

[Insomnia]

Will Andy Carroll fit down there?

Only if they astroturf the inside of the local Wetherspoons

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

View attachment 34334 Can’t remember if posted this Already or not but while we are on training grounds.They astroturfed a corridor for sprint training.And look how proud he looks

You do realise some poor sod has to lug that back to the Olympic stadium every match, otherwise they'll have a gap missing where the long jump goes!

 

[TheChosenOne]

Will Andy Carroll fit down there?

If he has his elbows out like normal then he won't get down it.

 

[Woland]

View attachment 34334 Can’t remember if posted this Already or not but while we are on training grounds.They astroturfed a corridor for sprint training.And look how proud he looks

THIS IS AMAZING!

 

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[Lilbaz]

If they pay comparable amounts to what we pay, it doesn't speak volumes for our ambition to keep our best players, does it?

We have the 11th highest wage bill in world football. The ones who pay more have bigger turnover than us. We pay more than atletico madrid and borussia dortmund.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/talk...uding-chelsea-and-man-united-170602241640?amp

 

[spursfan77]

We don't pay low wages. West Ham pay too much.

 

[Col_M]

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Roy from Corrie is looking well

 

[Gassin's finest]

They've moved now, to the ever salubrious Rush Green......

Is the wheelchair access ramp for Andy Carroll?