Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[DJS]

Noble after the 4-1 defeat to Man City:

"We've sat in the dressing room and said there was nothing we could about that result. We didn't want it to be 4-1, but they are that good and they've done it to a lot of better teams than us this season."

What a fucking loser

Noble really should learn to keep his mouth shut...

 

[Nine while nine]

Bit of a ding dong between Carroll and Moyes yesterday apparently. Stemming from not being brought on as sub Sunday.

Most West Ham fans are taking Carroll's side on this, but a poster on KUMB has a different view and a wondrous turn of phrase with regard to Carroll's notorious fitness record

"So to clarify, a player who has scored 3 goals this season, 39 premiership goals in his entire career and has had more injuries than the Battle of the Somme thinks he has a right to play? Well, he can get ****ed then can't he?"



A second poster disagrees, believing that, with relegation still a distinct possibility, Moyes shouldn't be sacking off any of their important players, saying of Carroll

"He can be 'unplayable' on his day."

To which comes the response

"He's unplayable for us most weeks..."

 

[Marty]

Most West Ham fans are taking Carroll's side on this, but a poster on KUMB has a different view and a wondrous turn of phrase with regard to Carroll's notorious fitness record

"So to clarify, a player who has scored 3 goals this season, 39 premiership goals in his entire career and has had more injuries than the Battle of the Somme thinks he has a right to play? Well, he can get ****ed then can't he?"

That is fucking brilliant. But I had to google his goal tally because 39 PL goals in however many seasons seemed insanely low.

The truth is actually 53 PL goals, the first coming in January 2009. That's still pretty bad.

 

[hellava_tough]

That is fucking brilliant. But I had to google his goal tally because 39 PL goals in however many seasons seemed insanely low.

The truth is actually 53 PL goals, the first coming in January 2009. That's still pretty bad.

Roughly 10 seasons, so that's 5 goals a season

Stunning!!

 

[mckenz]

Roughly 10 seasons, so that's 5 goals a season

Stunning!!

To be fair he only plays 5 times a season

 

[longtimespur]

Pretty good strike rate then.... a goal a game.

 

[DJS]

Most West Ham fans are taking Carroll's side on this, but a poster on KUMB has a different view and a wondrous turn of phrase with regard to Carroll's notorious fitness record

"So to clarify, a player who has scored 3 goals this season, 39 premiership goals in his entire career and has had more injuries than the Battle of the Somme thinks he has a right to play? Well, he can get ****ed then can't he?"



A second poster disagrees, believing that, with relegation still a distinct possibility, Moyes shouldn't be sacking off any of their important players, saying of Carroll

"He can be 'unplayable' on his day."

To which comes the response

"He's unplayable for us most weeks..."

Not sure why they’d be defending him as he’s hardly fit and hasn’t exactly been prolific.

I’d argue given his apparent lifestyle / way of living that he doesjn’t look after himself properly and that contributes to his poor fitness record.

They’ve been playing Arnautovic up top mainly and he’s been the one bright light digging them out of shit.

Carroll sounds like his attitude stinks and he should concentrate on cleaner living and keeping himself fit as he’d be an asset if could actually stay fit.

Stealing a living at the moment, disgraceful.

 

[dagraham]

Not sure why they’d be defending him as he’s hardly fit and hasn’t exactly been prolific.

I’d argue given his apparent lifestyle / way of living that he doesjn’t look after himself properly and that contributes to his poor fitness record.

They’ve been playing Arnautovic up top mainly and he’s been the one bright light digging them out of shit.

Carroll sounds like his attitude stinks and he should concentrate on cleaner living and keeping himself fit as he’d be an asset if could actually stay fit.

Stealing a living at the moment, disgraceful.

Carroll is a complete waste of talent. If he had even half of Kane’s work ethic and professionalism he’d be a regular in the England squad for sure.

 

[yid1o]

Carroll is a complete waste of talent. If he had even half of Kane’s work ethic and professionalism he’d be a regular in the England squad for sure.

Ahem

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/journal...e-comparison-will-leave-you-gobsmacked-158532

 

[dagraham]

Ahem

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/journal...e-comparison-will-leave-you-gobsmacked-158532

I never said he’d be as good as Kane! He’s definitely talented enough to be in the England squad as an option off the bench though, but he’d rather be sitting at the bar than sitting on the England bench.

 

[Armstrong_11]

Four One, Noble really should learn to keep his mouth shut...

I wouldn't say FYP... Maybe improved it.

 

['O Zio]

Noble after the 4-1 defeat to Man City:

"We've sat in the dressing room and said there was nothing we could about that result. We didn't want it to be 4-1, but they are that good and they've done it to a lot of better teams than us this season."

What a fucking loser

That's pathetic. So much for him being this glorious captain and the heart and soul of the club then. He's basically said "We were upset by the result but then we looked around and realised actually we're just really shit so it's OK to get battered."

 

[DJS]

That's pathetic. So much for him being this glorious captain and the heart and soul of the club then. He's basically said "We were upset by the result but then we looked around and realised actually we're just really shit so it's OK to get battered."

Maybe the Spammers should have imagined Man City were us as we seem to be the only team the completely unprofessional bunch can be bothered to put maximum effort against...

 

[coys200]

Had to actually check this a few times. Since the war 73 years they’ve come in top 5 Twice. ?

 

[thinktank]

Step 1: Swansea wins, SCBC wins, Spam loses tomorrow.

*prays so hard*

 

[HailKingLevy]

Step 1: Swansea wins, SCBC wins, Spam loses tomorrow.

*prays so hard*

Can i get an AMEN

 

[coys200]

Stuck Leicester in my Acca but just seen they’ve got 9 our injured. Unfortunately I think hammers will nick a point at least which may be enough.

 

[Wheeler Dealer]

To be fair he only plays 5 times a season

I wouldn't mind going into work for 5 weeks of the year, whilst they are happy to pay me £5m a year for the privilege.

 

[riggi]

 

[Armstrong_11]

Goalkeeper Jack Butland has slammed Stoke's recruitment process, describing it as "farcical".
http://www.skysports.com/football/n...k-butland-wants-changes-to-recruitment-policy

Seems that most of the west ham fans want him. Poor guy gotta get used to playing with crap if they get their dream no.1