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Pamplona Fun to cheer you up!

onthetwo

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May 19, 2006
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I've chearing myself up by thinking of Juande dropping the entire squad in Pamplona for an extra training session.

Robbo - cant see the bulls through the crowd, so no change there;

Steed - he's actually overtaken the bulls and is catching up with some chickens

Berba - sitting in a coffee shop sipping coffee and smoking a cigar

Hudd - the bulls wont go near, he's that big

feel free to add others if it cheers you up.
 

TaoistMonkey

Welcome! Everything is fine.
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Oct 25, 2005
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JJ is in the corner trying to come through the bulls but unfortunatly can't beat the first one
 

davros

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Jul 16, 2005
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Zokora scores in the following game - that represents bullshit.
 

Rocksuperstar

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
Jun 6, 2005
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Keane, jinking in and out of the bulls, shouting "MARN THEN, YA DOITY FECKAS!"

Teemu, horns strapped to his head, filling in for one of the bulls that wasn't feeling very chipper.

Poyet, out of reach of the bulls, swinging from signs and rafters, munching on a banana, gripped skillfully between his toes and shouting formations.

Cerny watching from a balcony, wondering why he can't join in.
 

Evolution

Made of win since 75!!
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Dawson: Get's mauled as we all know that he couldn't out run a snail

Chimbonda: Throws his shirt down in disgust then trudges off to let the team fend for themselves

Robinson: Dives the wrong way into an incoming bull and gets impaled

King: Making good distance and getting away before breaking down and needing the attention of a physio

Hutton: Starts running around head butting the bulls screaming "Fuuuuk Yaaa yaaa we bastaaards!!!"
 

coldasice199

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Aug 20, 2005
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Robinson- Couldn't spot the bulls from distance

Hudd- Thinks he is a bull

Bale- Dreading the fact he's on crutches

Berbatov- Observing the bulls running towards the colour red and wondering if he should be doing the same thing
 

Jody

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Sep 11, 2004
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Dawson shouts "Look....a bull!"

Younes turns round and says "Look at what?" shortly before being speared by a big one.
 

speccy_spur

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Aug 2, 2005
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Taarabt - runs down a cul-de-sac and is trampled by every bull.

Robbo - hides behind a wall until all the bulls have gone past.

Poyet - talks the bulls into opening a china shop.
 

brasil_spur

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Aug 25, 2006
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Taraabt - best matador of the day as even the bull gets tired of his constant pointless running around

Lennon - is a close second due to ability to run directly underneath the bull as it charges at him
 

onthetwo

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May 19, 2006
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Taraabt - best matador of the day as even the bull gets tired of his constant pointless running around

Lennon - is a close second due to ability to run directly underneath the bull as it charges at him

Bull#1 to Bull #2 - "Come se dice 'step-over' en Espanol?"
 

JJetset

Lurking in the shadows of threads...
Oct 4, 2004
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Robbo- Shouts loudly to catch one, then once again drops the bull....

Taarabt- starts performing like a seal as per usual and completely transfixes the whole group of bulls by tossing rings on his nose and catching them, then one last bull comes around the corner and he tries one last little step over and they all get wind that he is tricking them and crush him to a pulp...

Keano-runs around wagging his finger to all the bulls but forgets the red cape so he gets mauled too.
 
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