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DiscoD1882

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That not enough. He won't do that in every game, and the rest of his play doesn't justify waiting around for the odd knockdown. If thats the only way we can score in the league, we should give up now. We should be battering inferior teams at home, today we barely carved out a chance. The goal was a gift. His contribution was not worth a w4nk.
Funny because he pretty much has done that in every game. Yes he looks like bambi on ice, and isnt everyones cup of tea but fuck me he is better than Pav and at the moment he is what we have, so get behind you players instead of mugging them off from behind a keyboard.
 

Maske2g

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this Bull Shit about Crouch "putting in a shift" or "Working his socks off" that's the only "positive" thing i ever see the Crouch lovers say.

*%&^$(£*@ that shit fucking play well, I'd rather have some lazy fucker who can actually move, and shoot.

still i suppose an eventual closing down of a defender is still closing down.

LOL one poor defender even suffered the ignominy of being dispossessed by Crouch today :) but normal service was resumed as he then gave it away.

LOL, summed it up.
 
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:bang: @ this thread.

Pathetic slating of a player who works his socks off every game without fail, and contributes more in link up play and defensive duties than any other striker we have. He's never going to be Garincha, but he deserves our support, not scapegoating. :roll:

Crouch is a support striker. He's never going to do well on his own up front. Put him alongside an aggressive out-and-out striker and he fulfils his role admirably.

Working your socks off every week ain't going to win you games. Players who offer talent, skill, creativity, pace and power win you football matches.
If you believe Crouch is going to help us win anything ,than you're more deluded than I first thought.
 

Paxtonite

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:bang: @ this thread.

Pathetic slating of a player who works his socks off every game without fail, and contributes more in link up play and defensive duties than any other striker we have. He's never going to be Garincha, but he deserves our support, not scapegoating. :roll:

Crouch is a support striker. He's never going to do well on his own up front. Put him alongside an aggressive out-and-out striker and he fulfils his role admirably.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

Raxscallion

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Working your socks off every week ain't going to win you games. Players who offer talent, skill, creativity, pace and power win you football matches.
If you believe Crouch is going to help us win anything ,than you're more deluded than I first thought.

Crouch actually has excellent control and is often the man on the edge of the box recieving the ball to feet and laying it off for Lennon, Bale, VDV etc. But because he's gangly, people assume he's clumsy and dismiss it. He doesn't have "a good touch for a big man", he has a good touch, full stop.

As for your last sentence, he helped us get 4th place and a CL spot last season, but never mind eh. Just dismiss me as 'deluded' if it makes you feel big and clever. :roll:

There's no point in this discussion though, some people will never see what Crouch contributes to the team no matter what he does. Harry must just be an idiot and a shit manager I suppose.
 

DiscoD1882

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Working your socks off every week ain't going to win you games. Players who offer talent, skill, creativity, pace and power win you football matches.
If you believe Crouch is going to help us win anything ,than you're more deluded than I first thought.
Im sure he helped us win European cup qualification last year?? And scored a hatrick that got us into the group stages? "what have the romans ever done for us?"
 

Maske2g

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Funny because he pretty much has done that in every game. Yes he looks like bambi on ice, and isnt everyones cup of tea but fuck me he is better than Pav and at the moment he is what we have, so get behind you players instead of mugging them off from behind a keyboard.

Really? Didn't do much of it in our poor results against West ham and Wigan did he? Not much today? We can never compete with the top teams, because we have dross like this. 1 good game in 3, is not enough to contribute to a top side, and we won't get in the top 4 this year, because city have improved a lot and we have stagnated. So while I keep paying my money, I'll continue to voice my displeasure at watching this lanky streak of piss, so the club invest that money in a forward who can kick a ball more than 10 yards.
 

jonathanhotspur

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Crouch actually has excellent control and is often the man on the edge of the box recieving the ball to feet and laying it off for Lennon, Bale, VDV etc. But because he's gangly, people assume he's clumsy and dismiss it. He doesn't have "a good touch for a big man", he has a good touch, full stop.

:lol: WTF!!
 

Raxscallion

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Funny because he pretty much has done that in every game. Yes he looks like bambi on ice, and isnt everyones cup of tea but fuck me he is better than Pav and at the moment he is what we have, so get behind you players instead of mugging them off from behind a keyboard.

Indeed.
 

Maske2g

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Im sure he helped us win European cup qualification last year?? And scored a hatrick that got us into the group stages? "what have the romans ever done for us?"

Please do not try to justify his worth, based on a good game against a team with 13 pts from 11 games in the Super Swiss league.
 
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Crouch actually has excellent control and is often the man on the edge of the box recieving the ball to feet and laying it off for Lennon, Bale, VDV etc. But because he's gangly, people assume he's clumsy and dismiss it. He doesn't have "a good touch for a big man", he has a good touch, full stop.

As for your last sentence, he helped us get 4th place and a CL spot last season, but never mind eh. Just dismiss me as 'deluded' if it makes you feel big and clever. :roll:

There's no point in this discussion though, some people will never see what Crouch contributes to the team no matter what he does. Harry must just be an idiot and a shit manager I suppose.

I don't think Harry is an idiot or a shit manager because he picks Crouch. In Harry's defence he has no one else at the moment. Pav and Keane are marginal improvements, but not the answer.
Time to question Harry is when or if we get a top draw striker and Crouch is still featuring.
 

DiscoD1882

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Really? Didn't do much of it in our poor results against West ham and Wigan did he? Not much today? We can never compete with the top teams, because we have dross like this. 1 good game in 3, is not enough to contribute to a top side, and we won't get in the top 4 this year, because city have improved a lot and we have stagnated. So while I keep paying my money, I'll continue to voice my displeasure at watching this lanky streak of piss, so the club invest that money in a forward who can kick a ball more than 10 yards.
Did you voice your displeasure when he scored against Man City???? Or did you voice your displeasure when he scored a hatrick against The Young Boys? Did you voice your displeasure when he set up two of VDV's goals?? I bet you stayed rooted to your seat not celebrating becasue it was crouch?? No?
 

RobinLeonard

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You guys are spoiled. Everyone can see that we are in desperate need of a top class striker but Peter Crouch is not the enemy.

He is the player who scored the goal that carried us to fourth, he is the player who helped us get into the CL grup stages and he is the player who week in and week out contributes his all in both defensive and attacking play.

Even if we had a Drogba or Berbatov in our team Crouchie would still be a fantastic squad player.
 

Raxscallion

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:lol: WTF!!

What about when he brought the ball down on the turn to slip his defender and get though on goal in the 2nd half before a defender had to slide tackle him in the box?

He didn't make enough of the opportunity he made for himself, but the control there was outstanding. People just ignore moments like that though because it doesn't fit with their preconceptions.
 

Maske2g

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Did you voice your displeasure when he scored against Man City???? Or did you voice your displeasure when he scored a hatrick against The Young Boys? Did you voice your displeasure when he set up two of VDV's goals?? I bet you stayed rooted to your seat not celebrating becasue it was crouch?? No?


Brilliant....

I dont dislike the man,, he has the odd good game.....but in the most part he's brings the level of our team down two notches,in style a performance, nearly everytime he plays.
 

DiscoD1882

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Please do not try to justify his worth, based on a good game against a team with 13 pts from 11 games in the Super Swiss league.
How shall i justify it then? By slagging one of our players? Nah mate you are welcome to it. I try to get behind my team.
 
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Please do not try to justify his worth, based on a good game against a team with 13 pts from 11 games in the Super Swiss league.

Your tiresome vendetta against crouch is :

Inaccurate
Disgraceful
Insulting
Over-the-top
Tedious.

Please be quiet and stop showing yourself up. Ta. Try supporting our players instead of flagging them off. You might actually, heaven forbid, enjoy supporting the club then...
 
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