Peter needs a chant.

[Scrubin]

to the tune of the Addams family:

His skills aren't very fancy
And he looks like a nancy,
But we love Abby Clancy,
So we love Peter Crouch!

might not be so apt after his recent mishaps though...

 

[mil1lion]

Crouch, Crouch
He's our boy
If he can't do it
No one




:-|




will

 

[ade316]

He`s big, he`s tall
he hate`s the arsenal
peter crouch! Peter crouch!

 

[DiscoD1882]

He`s big, he`s tall
he hate`s the arsenal
peter crouch! Peter crouch!

We have a winner!

 

[gregga]

He heads,
He shoots,
He sleeps with prostitutes!
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch...

 

[yido_number1]

I prefer FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK

 

[mil1lion]

Nacho Nacho Man,
Crouchie is a Nacho Man
:dance:

 

[Kendall]

What would that be? Apart from his legs sticking out the bed?

Well at Doncaster last season we were all singing:

Who's got a lovely bird? who's got a lovely bird? Peter Crouch! Peter Crouch! he's got a lovely bird! Who's got a big fat mum? who's got a big fat mum? Shaun Wright-Philips! Shaun Wright-Philips! he's got a big fat mum!

Although admittedly given the recent stories it is perhaps a little out of dat now :lol:

 

[Kendall]

Crouchy's having his nachos
Crouchy's having his nachos

To the tune of lets go fuckin' mental? :lol:

 

[pezinhoTHFC]

I think one to the tune of Tears For Fears' "Shout" is the way to go definitely! Here's my offering:

CROUCH, CROUCH, PETER CROUCH; YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRAFFE WHEN YOU RUN ABOUT, COME ON....WE'RE ALL SHORTER THAN YOU, COME ON

 

[Kendall]

I like the "we're shorter than you" :lol:

Not liking the whole being offensive about his ganglyness.

 

[Monkey Bastard Hands]

We have a winner!

That's been his chant since he joined us last season!

 

[pezinhoTHFC]

I like the "we're shorter than you" :lol:

Not liking the whole being offensive about his ganglyness.

As opposed to the clean, sensitive and polite chants about shagging his missus and him shagging hookers?!

 

[Kendall]

I don't like them either :lol:

I thought chants were supposed to be nice.

 

[pezinhoTHFC]

I don't like them either :lol:

I thought chants were supposed to be nice.

It's all a bit of fun, Im sure he'd have heard worse! "FREEEEEAK" isn't exactly polite or nice but he's never moaned about it!

 

[yiddodiddodo]

Me and me mum and me dad and me gran are sitting on the couch
me and mum and me dad and me gran are cheering on peter crouch
Pe-ter Crouch, Pe-ter Crouch, Pe-ter Crouch.......

to the tune of vindaloo

 

[DiscoD1882]

I think one to the tune of Tears For Fears' "Shout" is the way to go definitely! Here's my offering:

CROUCH, CROUCH, PETER CROUCH; YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRAFFE WHEN YOU RUN ABOUT, COME ON....WE'RE ALL SHORTER THAN YOU, COME ON

Yes! I like it!

 

[DiscoD1882]

on a side note I was at the game last night and the Song that stuck out for me which didnt quite take off was the slow chant of Glory Glory Tottenham hotspur. I thought that was wicked! hadnt heard it before last night. I hope we adopt that as our champions league chant!

 

[Dougal]

on a side note I was at the game last night and the Song that stuck out for me which didnt quite take off was the slow chant of Glory Glory Tottenham hotspur. I thought that was wicked! hadnt heard it before last night. I hope we adopt that as our champions league chant!

Glory Glory Alleluia :wink:

 

[pezinhoTHFC]

Glory Glory Alleluia :wink:

The south lower where I was started singing "We're all going on a European tour" and then changed the words to "I bet Peter Crouch shags a European whore"! That stuck out for me, but I prefer my one to tune of 'Shout'! :razz: